The Pact II (2014)

The Pact II (2014) poster
Rating:
Haunting and Serial Killer

The Pact was a modest and rather effective ghost story about a serial killer hiding inside the walls of a house. This seems to be straining to find some way to justify any relevance a sequel – for one, where do you go with the premise? Another killer hiding inside a different family home?

The Man in the White Van (2023)

The Man in the White Van (2023) poster
Rating:
True-Life Serial Killer

A fake True Crime film. This is loosely to the point of almost non-existently based on a serial killer who stalked victims in a van in 1970s Florida. This is blown up into a Duel wannabe with the van prowling everywhere

The Alphabet Killer (2008)

The Alphabet Killer (2008) poster
Rating:
Search for a True-Life Serial Killer

This claims to be based on an unsolved true-life serial killer case from the 1970s, although dumps all but a handful of facts in favour of a B-movie thriller plot about a detective with mental illness

Hideaway (1995)

Hideaway (1995) poster
Rating:
Psychic Link with a Serial Killer

A Dean R. Koontz adaptation from the director of The Lawnmower Man, this is a numbingly predictable film in which Jeff Goldblum returns from the dead to find he has a psychic link with a serial killer

Violent Shit: The Movie (2015)

Violent Shit: The Movie (2015) poster
Rating:
Occult Serial Killer

The original i>Violent Shit films were a series of plotless, gore-drenched German films of the 80-90s. This is a very loose Italian-made remake that is more about the activities of an occult serial killer. Not very well made but there are a lot of homages to classic giallo cinema

Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) poster
Rating:
Backroads Brutality

The third of the Texas Chainsaw films where the rights have now been inherited by New Line Cinema and the brutality of the original promptly watered down to MPAA standards

The Lovely Bones (2009)

The Lovely Bones (2009) poster
Rating:
Murdered Girl Looks on From the Afterlife

A film about a dead girl trying to stop her paedophile murderer from the afterlife. A grim story becomes a visual effects vehicle wrecked by Peter Jackson’s overblown amateur hour symbolism

The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024)

The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024) poster
Rating:
Home Invasion and Brutality

The Strangers was one the sleeper hits of the 2000s. This is the first chapter in a three film reboot. On the minus side, it has been handed over to Renny Harlin, who should be on any worst directors list

Saw 3D (2010)

Saw 3D (2010) poster
Rating:
Killer's Sadistic Games

Supposedly the final chapter of the Saw saga – where the sole novelty on offer is gore and body parts coming out the screen in 3D. This is conducted with a tired lack of effort that makes for tedium-inducing watching

Death House (2017)

Death House (2017) poster
Rating:
Asylum of Insane Killers Unleashed

This comes with the winning idea of being conceived as a horror version of The Expendables bringing back an amazing line-up of horror actors from principally the 80s. Alas, the film itself as an incoherent mess

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) poster
Rating:
Slasher Film/Psychic Powers

The seventh of the Friday the 13th films, this tries to add some novelty with a heroine who has psychic powers but is mostly the same thing as before

The Sleeper (2012)

Rating:
Slasher Film

Not to be confused with the Woody Allen film, this is a modern slasher film that pays homage to its 1980s counterparts – in particular, the sorority house slasher as a maniac who deep-breathes down the phone stalks assorted co-eds. Unexceptional in all regards

Disturbia (2007)

Disturbia (2007) poster
Rating:
Suburban Voyeurism Psycho-Thriller

A hackneyed rehash of Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window where Shia LaBeouf is a teenager on home detention spying with a pair of binoculars who realises that his neighbour might be a serial killer

Don’t Go in the Woods (1981)

Don't Go in the Woods (1981) poster
Rating:
Slasher Film

One of the ‘don’t __’- titled entries of the 1970s/80s. This was an entry in the decade’s popular slasher cycle with a hulking manic stalking trampers in the backwoods

The Summer of Massacre (2011)

The Summer of Massacre (2011) poster
Rating:
Anthology of Slasher Tales

The unique idea of an anthology made up of five different slasher tales. Unfortunately, the film’s only raison d’etre is serving up serial gore scenes, which have the effect taken out of them because they are all conducted digitally and look biologically preposterous

The Dungeonmaster (1984)

The Dungeonmaster (1984) poster
Rating:
Warrior's Virtual Quest/Anthology

An anthology film produced by Charles Band where assorted directors turn in seven episodes all centred around a videogame warrior put through a series of tests by The Devil

The Expert (1995)

The Expert (1995) poster
Rating:
Courtoom Serial Killer/Prison Break-In

Rather ridiculous action film where Jeff Speakman breaks into a prison to take revenge against a serial killer because he received too liberal a treatment from the justice system

10 to Midnight (1983)

10 to Midnight (1983) poster
Rating:
Cop Pursues Serial Killer

Typical of the hard-boiled thrillers/action films Charles Bronson made during the 1980s for Cannon Films. This borrows the basics from Dirty Harry with Bronson as a cop required to bend the rules to stop a psycho

Girl at the Window (2022)

Girl at the Window (2022) poster
Rating:
Girl Thinks Next-Door Neighbour is a Serial Killer

From Mark Hartley, known for his documentaries about cult cinema, a film that borrows the premise of Disturbia where a teenage girl thinks her neighbour is a serial killer

Dahmer vs Gacy (2011)

Dahmer vs Gacy (2011) poster
Rating:
Cloned Serial Killers Showdown/Gonzo Horror

This gets full marks for an attention grabbing title – outside of that it has the cheap shabbiness of a Troma film, substituting a gonzo sarcasm and plentiful bad taste and gore for many of the filmmaking basics

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) poster
Rating:
Slasher Film

The sixth of the Halloween films, the fifth with Michael Myers. By now John Carpenter’s original eerie suspense has been reduced to crude slasher movie payoffs. This tries to add some nonsense about druidic cults

Shocker (1989)

Shocker (1989) poster
Rating:
Executed Killer's Supernatural Revenge

Wes Craven’s attempt to top his A Nightmare on Elm Street and the phenomenon that Freddy Krueger subsequently became was this remarkably silly film with Mitch Pileggi as a serial killer returned from the electric chair

Hangman (2017)

Hangman (2017) poster
Rating:
Serial Killer Thriller

A dreary revival of the 1990s serial killer thriller. The surprise for a work that has no ambition beyond cable filler is that it has attracted a name like Al Pacino who mugs and showboats through the worst performance of his career

Texas Chainsaw (2013)

Texas Chainsaw (2013) poster
Rating:
Backwoods Brutality

A Texas Chainsaw sequel in 3D with chainsaws and gore coming out at the screen seems the complete antithesis of the raw savagery of the original. The result is like a formulaic modern slasher, while the film is wrecked by a ridiculous reversal of sympathies in the last half

The Cell 2 (2009)

The Cell 2 (2009) poster
Rating:
Psychic Link with a Serial Killer

Sequel to Tarsem Singh’s The Cell that feels made by people who haven’t even seen the original. The original’s fascinating journey into dream terrain is replaced by a dull psychic with a link to a serial killer plot

Rocktober Blood (1984)

Rocktober Blood (1984) poster
Rating: ½
Psycho Rock Star Returns from the Dead

The first in a cluster of mostly terrible 80s films that tried to incorporate horror and rock music, this concerns a rock star sent to the electric chair after a killing spree who now appears to return from the dead

Three on a Meathook (1972)

Three on a Meathook (1972) poster
Rating: ½
Psycho Film

A great example of the lurid sensationalism with which films of the so-called grindhouse era were sold, designed with a go-for-broke trashiness intended to get you in the door, something that is promptly let down by the shoddiness of the film itself

Something Weird (1967)

Something Weird (1967) poster
Rating: ½
Psychic Powers

One of Herschell Gordon Lewis’s film, this features a totally demented plot involving a man who develops psychic powers and his encounters with witches and LSD trips

Tainted Love (1995)

Tainted Love (1995) poster
Rating: ½
Psycho-Sexual Thriller

Tawdry copy of Basic Instinct, an erotic thriller about a woman detective going undercover to investigate a series of murders that are linked to a health club

Bloodmoon (1990)

Bloodmoon (1990) poster
Rating: ½
Girl's School Slasher

Belated Australian entry in the slasher genre about killings at a Catholic girls’ school, this is shabby on all counts

Virtuosity (1995)

Virtuosity (1995) poster
Rating: ½
Android Serial Killer

Director Brett Leonard started the fascination with Virtual Reality off with The Lawnmower Man but shot himself in the foot with this absurd braindead follow-up in which Denzel Washington pursues a madly OTT Russell Crowe as an android serial killer

Clown Kill (2016)

Clown Kill (2016) poster
Rating:
Killer Clown in an Office Building

A British effort where a girl working late in an office building who is stalked by a creepy clown. Made with an incredibly amateurism, this is possibly the worst entry in the killer clown genre

Falling Down (1993)

Falling Down (1993) theatrical poster
Rating:
Man's Shooting Rampage Against the Frustrations of Life

Though many people celebrated this as black comedy about Michael Douglas taking up arms on a shooting rampage against the petty frustrations of modern life, it is a film that is really a single redneck rant against the poor and minorities

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) poster
Rating:
A Nightmare on Elm Street Sequel

The sixth of the A Nightmare on Elm Street films, sold with the gimmick of a 3D release. New director Rachel Talaly refuses to take the material seriously and turns the show into an absurd cartoon

Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011)

Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad Film/Exploitation Homage

Tony Watt strikes again with another of wilfully bad, agonisingly unwatchable films. All the bad acting, plotlessly rambling scenes and random exploitation movie homages that one expects of a Tony Watt film

L.A. Slasher (2015)

L.A Slasher (2015) poster
Rating:
Killer Stalks Hollywood

The idea of a killer targeting all that is talentless in Hollywood has some satiric amusement but this is an incoherent film delivered in a series of MTV visuals by what feels a coke-addled director

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) poster
Rating:
Christmas Slasher Film

The first sequel to the Santa slasher film. This has become a bad movie classic because half the film brazenly consists of footage recycled from the first, while the other half is dominated by the hilariously bad acting of psycho Eric Freeman

Ghost in the Machine (1993)

Ghost in the Machine (1993) poster
Rating:
Serial Killer in Cyberspace

Made in the aftermath of The Lawnmower Man, this utterly ridiculous film has a serial killer uploaded to the internet. Written by people who know nothing about computers and filled with absurdly over-the-top effects

Motor Home Massacre (2005)

Motor Home Massacre (2005) poster
Rating:
Slasher Film

Ridiculous backwoods slasher film featuring a no-name cast that frequently collapses into the laughable