Arthur & Merlin: Knights of Camelot (2020)

Arthur and Merlin: Knights of Camelot (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

A B-budget venture into the Arthurian Legends that never much finds the rich myth of the cycle and emerges as just a routine fantasy adventure

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (1949)

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (1949) poster
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Modern Man Time Travels Back to Camelot

Adaptation of Mark Twain’s classic about a modern man thrown back to the time of King Arthur. This has been made as a vehicle for Bing Crosby and makes for fairly excruciating viewing today

Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerer’s Curse (2015)

Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerers Curse (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Dragon Fantasy

Sequel to a largely forgotten fantasy series. While never transcending formula, this fares somewhat better than the previous sequel largely because CGI effects have advanced since the original

Hellboy (2019)

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Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

Reboot of the Hellboy series promisingly comes from Neil Marshall but is also made by Millennium Films who have a habit of buying up previously successful properties and churning out cheaper spinoffs

The Kid Who Would Be King (2019)

The Kid Who Would Be King (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modern-Day Arthurian Legends

Joe Cornish gained much buzz with Attack the Block. His follow-up film concerns a kid who inherits Excalibur. Cornish has fun translating elements of the Arthurian legends to the present-day

King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (2017)

King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (2017)
Rating: ½
Modernised Arthurian Legends/The Asylum Mockbuster

NOT the Guy Ritchie film but an Asylum mockbuster released at the same time. The most WTF take on the Arthurian legends ever with the Knights as gun-wielding US Marines

King Arthur: Excalibur Rising (2017)

King Arthur: Excalibur Rising (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

A passable B-budget film that came out in anticipation of Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. This is actually an Arthurian sequel, featuring Arthur’s son inheriting the sword.

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends

Guy Ritchie’s take on the Arthurian legends is an awkward beast that comes out as half wannabe Michael Bay film giddy with CGI delirium and half one of Ritchie’s typical Man’s Man caper films

A Knight in Camelot (1998)

A Knight in Camelot (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Scientist Time Travels Back to Camelot Comedy

A modernised version of Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court with Whoopi Goldberg as a physicist who time travels back to Camelot

Lancelot du Lac (1974)

Lancelot du Lac (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends

French director Robert Bresson’s take on the Arthurian legends, stripped of nobility and magic. I’m not part of the critical cult around Bresson. Films that are dull and lifeless are not about spiritual yearning just dull

The Last Legion (2007)

The Last Legion (2007) poster
Rating: ★★½
Historical Adventure/Arthurian Origins

A not uninteresting historical epic from Dino de Laurentiis that merges the tale of the deposed last emperor of Rome into the beginnings of the Arthurian legends

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018)

The Last Sharknado: It's About Time (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

The sixth of the Sharknado films, this has the usual crew fighting sharknados throughout history. With this comes the recognition there is nowhere more ridiculous and over-the-top for the series to go

The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004)

The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) poster
Rating: ★★½
Adventure Film/Quest for Mythic Artifacts

The first of several tv movies and later tv series about a team that collect mythic artifacts. An unapologetic copy of the Indiana Jones films and surprisingly more fun than you expect

Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2008)

Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

A work of Arthurian sequelia made for the Syfy Channeal featuring Arthur’s daughter inheriting the sword. This has the feel more of a series of B-budgeted D&D wilderness encounters churned out without much effort rather than being a fantasy work that soars

Merlin’s Apprentice (2006)

Merlin's Apprentice (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

Sequel to Hallmark’s earlier tv mini-series Merlin featuring a return performance from Sam Neill in the title role, this is otherwise a generic and unmemorable work of Arthurian fantasy

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Absurdist Parody of the Arthurian Legends

The first of the Monty Python films, a wickedly funny, willfully nonsensical take on King Arthur and the knightly quest. Contains many classic Python gags

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) poster
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Museum Exhibits Come to Life

The third entry in a franchise that seems to be stretching to find anything to do with its premise beyond the first film. Everyone involved seems to have only turned up to collect a paycheque and be going through the motions in a show that entirely coasts by solely on your familiarity with the characters

Parsifal (1982)

Parsifal (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Wagner Opera/Arthurian Legends

Epic filmed version of the Richard Wagner opera set around the Arthurian legends and the quest for the Holy Grail

Quest for Camelot (1998)

Quest for Camelot (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Arthurian Fantasy

An Arthurian legends fantasy adventure made as part of the animation renaissance of the 1990s. Anything serious aspirations are wrecked by the insertion of inane popular culture in-jokes

The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007)

The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007) poster
Rating: ★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Adaptation of Susan Cooper’s popular fantasy series handled by people who have no interest in the material and badly rewrite/mangle it in order try to turn it into a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings knockoff

The Sword in the Stone (1963)

The Sword in the Stone (1963) poster
Rating: ★★
King Arthur's Childhood/Disney Animation

Forgettable Disney animated film telling the story of King Arthur’s boyhood where the Arthurian legends are sidelined in favour of talking animals and slapstick

Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (1984)

Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Sword and Sorcery

Cannon Films make an adaptation of the Mediaeval legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. Routine 1980s fantasy cinema with Sean Connery looking embarrassed as the Green Knight

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) poster
Rating: ★½
Live-Action Transformer Robots

The fifth of Michael Bay’s Transformers films. This comes with more of an outright comedy focus than any of the other films where Bay seems to be second-guessing his critics and spoofing his own peccadilloes in quote marks, only to produce the silliest entry in the series yet

Unidentified Flying Oddball (1979)

Unidentified Flying Oddball (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Astronaut in King Arthur's Court/Disney Comedy

A Disney version of Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court where the story of a man thrown back in time to Camelot is dragged into the era of Star Wars with the addition of space shuttles and androids