An Adventure in Space and Time (2013)

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Rating: ★★★★
The Origins of Doctor Who

A film about the origins of Doctor Who made for the series’ 50th anniversary. This comes packed with pieces of fanservice and origins of various iconic aspects. David Bradley gives a wonderfully nuanced and moving performance as William Hartnell

An American in Austen (2024)

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Rating: ★★
Modern Girl Transported Back Into Pride and Prejudice

A modern girl pining for the perfect man is transported back into the world of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice where she ends up disrupting the story

Bad Ronald (1974)

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Rating: ★★
Disturbed Teen Hides in the Wall of His House

From the Golden Age of TV Movies, a film where Scott Jacoby hides in the cubbyhole of the wall of his home after he accidentally kills someone and then develops a fixation on the family that move in

The Bad Seed (2018)

The Bad Seed (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Psychopathic Young Girl

The 1956 The Bad Seed is the original evil child film. All other psycho children films draw themselves from here. This is a remake directed by actor Rob Lowe who also plays the father. McKenna Grace gives a superbly chill performance as the child

Bates Motel (1987)

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Psycho TV Pilot Spinoff

Not the tv series, this is an unsold earlier tv pilot that attempted to spin a series off from Psycho, An ill-conceived disaster, the film’s clumsy
direction could not be further away from Alfred Hitchcock if it tried

Beauty (2004)

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Rating: ★★★
Modernised Beauty and the Beast

A quite enjoyable attempt to modernise the story of Beauty and the Beast with Martin Clunes as a disfigured reclusive aristocrat and Sienna Guillory as a plumber who connects with him

Big Driver (2014)

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Rating: ★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Rape and Revenge

Stephen King’s version of I Spit on Your Grave. What kills the film is the plot device that involves the heroine having imaginary conversations with dead bodies and her GPS

Black Noon (1971)

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Rating: ★★
Horror Western/Sinister Town Where No-One Can Leave

Classic tv movie that is one of the earliest horror/Westerns hybrids where Roy Thinnes plays a preacher who ends up in town only to find he cannot leave amid mysterious goings-on

Blue Remembered Hills (1979)

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Rating: ★★★★
Depiction of Childhood/Adults Play Children

I have said it before and will say it again – Dennis Potter was the greatest writer to ever work in television. This is his classic work depicting childhood where all the roles of the children are played by adults

Borealis (2013)

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Rating: ★★
Outpost in a Future Thawed-Out Arctic

A pilot for a tv series that never went ahead set in a future where Global Warming has turned the Arctic into a thawed-out tundra where various countries seek to claim the new territory

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010)

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenage Werewolf/Children's Film

Entirely unrelated to the forgettable 1973 film, this is a children’s film for the Nickelodeon Channel. Merely adequate but no more. Brooke Shields seems to be having the time of her life vamping it up with Bela Lugosi accent

The Brides in the Bath (2003)

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Rating: ★★★
True Life Multiple Wife Murderer

British true crime tv drama based on the George Joseph Smith who in the early years of the 20th Century would marry women, get them to sign life insurance policies and then drown them in the bath

Bridge Across Time (1985)

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Rating: ★★
Jack the Ripper Resurrected in the Modern Day

Film made just before the centenary of the Jack the Ripper killings that imagines the Ripper being resurrected at the site where London Bridge has been relocated in Arizona

A Bucket of Blood (1995)

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Rating: ★★
Murderous Artist

Roger Corman’s original A Bucket of Blood is a cult black comedy starring Dick Miller a nerdy wannabe who is acclaimed after passing dead bodies off as works of art. Here it was remade with Anthony Michael Hall inheriting the role of Walter Paisley

Buried Alive (1990)

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Rating: ★★
Burial Alive and Revenge Scheme

The directorial debut from Frank Darabont who went on to make The Shawshank Redemption and The Mist. A wife and her lover plot to kill husband off by poisoning him only for him to survive and plot an elaborate revenge scheme

Captain America II (1979)

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Rating:
Comic-Book Superhero

Another of the mostly disastrous Marvel tv adaptations of the 1970s. Captain America is sidelined for much of the show. This does conduct the coup of casting Christopher Lee as the villain but criminally gives him nothing to do

The Cat Creature (1973)

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Ancient Egyptian Cat Vengeance Curse

TV movie about an Ancient Egyptian cat vengeance curse. The cast was culled from 1940s genre films and the material feels just as old despite a script from Psycho author Robert Bloch

A Christmas Carol (2004)

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Rating: ★★★
Miser's Redemption Musical

TV movie version of the oft-filmed Charles Dickens tale featuring Kelsey Grammer as a very theatrical Scrooge. This tells the story as a musical but also manages to be surprisingly faithful to the original

City Beneath the Sea (1971)

City Beneath the Sea (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Underwater City

Irwin Allen offers a variant on Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea in this film about an underwater city. A tv pilot that was foisted onto international audiences as a theatrical film after it failed to be picked up as a series

The Clone Master (1978)

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Rating: ★★★
Scientist Creates Clones of Himself

One of the earliest film treatments on the subject of cloning, this comes with an intelligent and well written script in which Art Hindle creates twelve copies of himself. The original Orphan Black if you like.

Cold Blood (2005-2006)

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Rating: ★★★★
Serial Killer Thriller

One of the best copies of The Silence of the Lambs, a British tv mini-series in which police must seek the help of imprisoned serial killer Matthew Kelly, who delivers a great performance in the role

The Cold Equations (1996)

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Rating: ★★
Tough Moral Choices on a Space Mission

Film adaptation of a classic SF short story about a pilot having to make tough choices about a stowaway on a space mission. The story gets mangled in the need to expand it to feature length

A Cold Night’s Death (1973)

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Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Happenings at a Remote Research Laboratory

1970s television produced some remarkable genre works. One of the best was this – a work of eerie tension as scientists conducting experiments at a remote laboratory find something unseen is toying with them

Crawlspace (1972)

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Rating: ★★★½
Mentally Disturbed Stranger in the Cellar

A strange but compelling tv movie in which an aging couple befriend a homeless man they find living in their crawlspace and adopt him as a son of sorts

The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb (1980)

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"True Story" of the Discovery of Tutankhamun's Tomb

TV movie about the historical discovery of Tutankhamun’s tomb by Howard Carter that inflates the tabloid notion there was a curse and so distorts the historical record that it more properly enters the realm of fantasy

Dark Intruder (1965)

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Rating: ★★★
Occult Investigator

Pilot for an unsold tv series that was later released theatrically produced by Alfred Hitchcock’s company. Leslie Nielsen plays an occult detective and the film proves surprisingly well-shot and atmospheric

Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

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Rating: ★★
Scarecrow Enacts Supernatural Retribution

Frank De Felitta was mostly known for writing the novel that became Audrey Rose. He directs this tv movie where intellectually handicapped Larry Drake is killed by a lynch mob only to return from the dead as a scarecrow

The Dead Don’t Die (1975)

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Rating: ★★★
Film Noir/Voodoo Resurrected Dead

Largely forgotten tv movie from a Robert Bloch script. Curtis Harrington creates a fascinatingly creepy atmosphere that blends film noir with mysterious happenings involving voodoo and the resurrected dead

Descendants (2015)

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The Children of Disney Villains

This has an appealing premise – the children of all the Disney villains have grown up and go to school together. This is promptly killed by the awfulness of the film itself, which is essentially High School Musical set in the Disney universe

Descendants 2 (2017)

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Rating:
The Children of Disney Villains

Sequel to the painfully bad Disney Channel film that copied the success of High School Musical and featured the teenage children of classic Disney animated villains. This is just as empty-headed and unwatchable

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde (2002)

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Evil Personality Within Unleashed

Excellent tv movie adaptation of the Jekyll/Hyde story starring John Hannah. This is mounted with exquisite period detail and brings new depths and interpretations of an oft-told tale

Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde (2008)

Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Evil Personality Within Unleashed

Modernised version of the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde story starring Dougary Scott. The principal novelty here is that the bulk of the story takes place in a courtroom as Hyde is placed on trial for murder

Dr. Strange (1978)

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Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Magician Superhero

Forgotten, unsold tv pilot based on the Marvel Comics sorceror superhero. Unlike other Marvel tv properties of this era, this has an imaginativeness in its reach for esoteric spaces that favourably compares to the comic-book original

Dolores (2016)

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Rating: ★★★½
Model Maker's Miniature House Affects Reality

A model maker is hired to build a miniature of a famous actress’s house but then finds the model is capable of influencing reality. An ingenious premise that plays out with near-perfection

Dracula (1974)

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Rating: ★★
Dracula Adaptation

TV movie version of Bram Stoker’s book that was released to theatres in some places. Richard Matheson’s script brings back many aspects of the book that are dropped by other productions but the film suffers the fatal miscasting of Jack Palance in the title role

Duel (1971)

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Rating: ★★★★★
Murderous Truck

The first film from Steven Spielberg, a tv movie that was released to theatres. Spielberg demonstrates style to spare in the gripping tale of a lone man on the road who finds himself stalked and followed by a murderous truck

The Ewok Adventure (1984)

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Rating: ★★
Children's Planetary Adventure/Star Wars Spinoff

Crass attempt by George Lucas to further milk the Star Wars phenomenon with a tv movie (released to theatres outside the US) given over the Ewoks from Return of the Jedi

Ewoks and the Marauders of Endor (1986)

Ewoks and the Marauders of Endor (1986) poster
Rating: ★★½
Children's Planetary Adventure/Star Wars Spinoff

Follow-up to The Ewok Adventure, a tv movie released to theatres internationally. This is a better film than its predecessor that even captures something of the Star Wars spirit on occasions

The Fall of the House of Usher (1979)

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Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation

Maybe the worst Edgar Allan Poe adaptation ever, a version made for tv that fails utterly to project any of Poe’s gloom and despair, while a badly overacting Martin Landau is disastrously miscast as Roderick Usher

A Fire in the Sky (1978)

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Rating: ★★★
Comet on a Collision Course with the Earth

TV movie about an impending asteroid collision that was intended as a copy of the big-budget disaster movie Meteor but is actually a far better film. The science and Civil Defence reaction is written with an impressive credibility

The First Men in the Moon (2010)

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Rating: ★★★½
Victorian Lunar Expedition/H.G. Wells Adaptation

Very nicely produced BBC retelling of the H.G. Wells novel that conducts an extremely faithful adaptation of the story and captures a perfect period sense of wonder

Flesh and Blood: The Hammer Heritage of Horror (1994)

Flesh and Blood: The Hammer Heritage of Horror (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Hammer Films Documentary

The most exhaustive of the various documentaries about Hammer Films. This covers the history of the studio and crucially was made when most of the principals from Hammer’s heyday were still alive and able to be interviewed

Flowers for Algernon (2000)

Flowers for Algernon (2000)
Rating: ★★
Experiment Turns Intellectually Handicapped Man Into a Genius

Matthew Modine stars in the remake of the classic story about an experiment that turns an intellectually handicapped man into a genius. Everything comes in the simplistic emotions of a tv movie

The Follower (2016)

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Rating: ★★
Singer Imprisoned by a Psycho Fan

A blatant copy of Misery where Erika Christensen is a popular singer who is abducted and made a prisoner by deranged fan Bethany Lauren James who wants her to write more songs in the style she used to

Genesis II (1973)

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Rating: ★★
Cryogenic Sleeper Awakes in a Post-Holocaust World

An unsold Gene Roddenberry tv pilot that is a fascinating almost-ran. Roddenberry rehashes Star Trek by way of Buck Rogers in a post-holocaust setting. This could have made for a worthwhile series

Ghostwatch (1992)

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Rating: ★★★★
Live Broadcast Investigation Into a Haunted House

Classic BBC live broadcast tv special where a camera crew investigate a haunted house. Cited as one of the first Found Footage films, this does some ingenious things blending fact and fiction and messing with its audience

The Glow (2002)

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Rating: ★★
Sinister Health-Obsessed Seniors

This rehashes the basic set-up of Rosemary’s Baby but with a spin where a couple move into the perfect apartment only to find their neighbours are health obsessed seniors with a sinister agenda

Harrison Bergeron (1995)

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Rating: ★★
Future Where Everybody Must Be Average/Kurt Vonnegut Adaptation

Adaptation of a Kurt Vonnegut story about a future where everyone must be average wherein Vonnegut’s farcical satire is completely misjudged and played straight

The Haunted Airman (2006)

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Rating: ★★
Dennis Wheatley Adaptation/Paranoia and Possible Hauntings

Robert Pattinson (before he was a recognised name) as a convalescing pilot during WWII who is haunted by demonic spiders in an adaptation of a book by occult writer Dennis Wheatley.

Haunts of the Very Rich (1972)

Haunts of the Very Rich (1973) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Happenings at a Luxury Resort

From the Golden Age of TV Movies, a name cast line-up arrive at a luxurious resort only to become trapped there and caught up in increasingly mysterious happenings

The Hobbit (1977)

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Rating: ★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Animation

Generally overlooked animated adaptation of the J.R.R. Tolkien book made for tv by Rankin-Bass. This keeps to the text very faithfully – more so than Peter Jackson – and is only let down by some limited animation

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1983)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

Given lavish period settings and featuring a sterling cast line-up of British talent from the day, this is probably the most faithful film adaptation of the Conan Doyle story

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000)

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Rating:
Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

Another adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes quasi-supernatural mystery. This is also one of the worst ever thanks to the wildly over-acted, scenery chewing performance from Matt Frewer, badly miscast as Holmes

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2002)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

A new and extremely good adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes story featuring Richard Roxburgh as Holmes. This offers some radical shakeups of the story and characters

The Hunters (2013)

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Rating: ½
Quest for Fairytale Artefacts

The premise of a group of adventurers seeking artifacts from fairytales has mild possibilities but is given zero conviction by anybody involved. A sub-Indiana Jones adventure that was made as a tv pilot

I Saw What You Did (1988)

I Saw What You Did (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Prank Phonecall Psycho-Thriller

TV movie remake of a 1960s psycho-thriller about two girls making prank calls and uttering the title phrase – only to inadvertently call a killer. The premise makes a lot more sense updated to the 80s

If There Be Thorns (2015)

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Flowers in the Attic Sequel

The third of the Lifetime Channel’s films based on the Gothic incest melodramas of Virginia C. Andrews that began with Flowers in the Attic. The plotting is absurd and the film feels uninhabited by human beings

The Incredible Hulk (1977)

The Incredible Hulk (1977) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Adaptation/The Rampaging Monster Within

The theatrically released pilot film for the 1970s/80s tv series based on the Marvel Comic that tells the Hulk’s origin story. This is one of the better episodes of the otherwise banal series

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

The very first ever team-up between Marvel Comics characters on the screen in which Bill Bixby’s Hulk meets Thor. The film has a camp reputation because of its Thor who resembles a Swedish bodybuilder