Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) poster
Rating: ★★★
Two Idiots Meet the Monsters

The most well remembered of Abbott and Costello’s films. Universal had shuffled their Famous Monsters through several team-ups and here decided to play them for outright laughs. Undeniably likeable

The ABCs of Death (2012)

The ABCs of Death (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

Unique anthology that offers 26 episodes from different directors, each ending with a death. The episodes vary wildly in quality but a sufficient number ignore all good taste and/or travel waaaay across taboo lines

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012)

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012) poster
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Secret History

Seth Grahame-Smith’s original book was a witty historical joke that retold the events of Lincoln’s life as a secret history involving vampires. The film somehow misses the joke and turns everything into a ridiculously over-the-top action film

Afflicted (2013)

Afflicted (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Found Footage Vampire Film

Found Footage film that cleverly borrows more than a few leaves from An American Werewolf in London with two tourists in Europe where one is bitten and transformed by a vampire

The Amityville Harvest (2020)

The Amityville Harvest (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Sinister House/Possible Vampire

Another film masquerading with some relevance to The Amityville Horror, although this extends no further than the title. This is an almost interesting effort where a film crew interview a possible vampire

Among the Shadows (2019)

Among the Shadows (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Near Future Werewolf Private Eye/Murder Mystery

A film about the internecine in-fighting among werewolf clans and a werewolf P.I. in a near-future European Union. With Lindsay Lohan as the EU President’s wife!

The Bare-Breasted Countess (1973)

The Bare-Breasted Countess (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Erotica

Another of the films from cult exploitation director Jess Franco. This is a vampire film made with a mix of arty erotica with Lina Romay as Countess Irina Karlstein who drains men and women’s lifeforce during sex

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005)

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero vs Vampire/Animation

A film spinoff from the animated The Batman tv series, this offers a great title match but proves a disappointment. Moreover, it has to twist comic-book canon to make the plot work

Black Sabbath (1963)

Black Sabbath (1963) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Italian Gothic/Horror Anthology

The great Mario Bava directs a horror anthology of three tales, delivering each with considerable spooky atmosphere. The standout among these is The Wurdulak with Boris Karloff as a vampire preying on his family.

Black Sunday (1960)

Black Sunday (1960) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Italian Gothic/Revived Witch's Revenge

Classic work that defined the Italian Gothic cycle of the 1960s and turned Barbara Steele into a cult actress. Mario Bava shoots vivid, incredibly atmospheric scenes in black-and-white in ways that no other director does

Black Water Vampire (2014)

Black Water Vampire (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage Vampire Film

A Found Footage vampire film. This only follows where The Blair Witch Project went before, while the long build-up to the revelation of its creature proves a damp fizzle

Blacula (1972)

Blacula (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Blaxploitation Vampire Film

A hit among the Blaxploitation fad of the 1970s, this has the novelty of casting a vampire film with African-American actor William Marshall. A whole series of Blaxploitation takes on horror themes followed.

Blade (1998)

Blade (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Vampire Hunter

Nobody knew it at the time but this was the beginning of the huge surge of Marvel Comics adaptations on screen in the 00s/10s. This distills the basics of the vampire hunter comic-book down into a smart, kinetic action film

Blade Trinity (2004)

Blade Trinity (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Comic-Book Vampire Hunter

Third of the Blade films with Wesley Snipes. As director, series screenwriter David S. Goyer emulates the same exhilarating, kinetic moves that Guillermo Del Toro infused the second film with, while the script zings with his wryly cynical dialogue

Blind Alley (2011)

Blind Alley (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Woman Trapped in a Laundromat by a Stalker

This borrows its set-up from Phone Booth with Ana da Armas barricaded into a laundromat from a taunting killer outside. You think that is where everything is going but then the film pulls a left field twist on us

Blood (2000)

Blood (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Narcotically Addictive Blood

One of the most impressive overhaulings of the vampire theme in recent years in which vampirism is treated as an addiction in which humans become hooked on the vampire’s blood

Blood and Roses (1960)

Blood and Roses (1960) poster
Rating: ★★½
Lesbian Vampire/Carmilla Adaptation

Roger Vadim conducts a very sofctore adaptation the classic vampire story Carmilla but this seems pallid and bloodless in contrast to the Hammer Films of the same period, not to mention their later adaptations of the same story

Blood of Dracula’s Castle (1969)

Blood of Dracula's Castle (1969) poster
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Modern-Day Dracula

One of the films from Z-budget director Al Adamson, who should be a rival for Edward D. Wood Jr in the bad movies stakes. This resurrects Count Dracula in the present-day, living in a castle in the California desert

Blood: The Last Vampire (2000)

Blood: The Last Vampire (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Vampire Battles Demons/Anime

Stunning Mamoru Oshii-prodcued anime short about a vampire girl who operates as an American agent eliminating vampires in post-War Japan

BloodRayne (2005)

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Videogame Adaptation/Vampire War

Another Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptation, this feels slung together from vampire film and sword and sorcery cliches. Among the badly mismatched casting, the most eyebrow raising is Ben Kingsley as the vampire villain

Bloodrayne: Deliverance (2007)

Bloodrayne: Deliverance (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Vampire Western

The second in Uwe Boll’s trilogy adapted from the videogame, this plays out as a mix of Western and vampire hunter film and is marginally better than Boll’s usual standards

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Vampire vs Nazis

The third of Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne trilogy and one of his better films. The action scenes are slickly choreographed and the film is largely made by Michael Paré and Clint Howard who play to the gallery with entertaining regard

Bloodrunners (2017)

Bloodrunners (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Prohibition-Era Vampires

The idea of a vampire set in the Prohibition era among the speakeasies and bootlegging rackets sounds intriguing. This is weakened by a low-budget and the simple fact that the vampire has become de-fanged post-Twilight

Blubberella (2011)

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Plus-Size Vampire Heroine vs Nazis/Gonzo Bad Taste

Uwe Boll sets out to offend everybody in a film founded on making constant insults about its’ plus-size heroine’s weight and bad jokes about the Holocaust, including the Boll playing a comic Hitler

Bonnie & Clyde Vs. Dracula (2008)

Bonnie and Clyde Vs. Dracula (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Famous Outlaws Encounter Dracula

This comes with the interestingly original idea of having the real-life outlaws Bonnie and Clyde come up against Count Dracula. The main thing against the film is a low budget

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010)

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenage Werewolf/Children's Film

Entirely unrelated to the forgettable 1973 film, this is a children’s film for the Nickelodeon Channel. Merely adequate but no more. Brooke Shields seems to be having the time of her life vamping it up with Bela Lugosi accent

Bram Stoker’s Dracula’s Guest (2008)

Bram Stoker's Dracula's Guest (2008) poster
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Dracula Film

Possibly the worst Dracula film ever made. Dracula is cast as what looks like a beefy bouncer for a Goth nightclub. Bram Stoker is written as the central character seemingly without anyone having read a single detail about his biography

Bram Stoker’s Van Helsing (2021)

Bram Stoker's Van Helsing (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Dracula Adaptation Without Dracula

An adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula that comes with the oddity of featuring no Dracula. This is quite faithful to the book and the period setting looks not to bad on a low budget

Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)

Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) poster
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Twilight Sequel/Vampire Marriage and Pregnancy

The point where the Twilight series collapses under its pretensions and draws every detail of its wedding out for an excruciating hour. A series that has been all about preaching chastity then segues into Right to Life advocacy

Breaking Dawn Part Two (2012)

Breaking Dawn Part Two (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romance

Perhaps the best thing about this is that the Twilight saga is finally ended. This provides a moderately spectacular showdown but also wraps its plotlines up with absurd deus ex machina wimp outs and an infuriating twist ending

The Breed (2001)

The Breed (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★
Detective and Vampire Partner

A vampire film with an original premise, a buddy cop film where a vampire and human partner are paired together in a world where vampires are revealing their presence to humans for the first time

The Brides Wore Blood (1972)

The Brides Wore Blood (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Family Curse/Occult Rituals

Obscure 1970s horror that generates a certain creepy effect with four girls gathered at a big old house for sinister purpose. before going sidewise during the second half amid a profusion of competing tropes

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) poster
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Cheerleader Vampire Hunter

An unfunny comedy about a cheerleader vampire slayer. This should have been quickly forgotten but instead it surprisingly became the basis for a much superior hit tv series several years later

Byzantium (2012)

Byzantium (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Vampire Film

Neil Jordan makes a vampire film that stands at marked contrast to Twilight and Jordan’s earlier Interview with the Vampire. Jordan stamps the class of a mature filmmaker on what might have been a lesser work in another’s hands

Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter (1974)

Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hammer Vampire Hunter Film

Interesting Hammer film than never quite succeeded where director Brian Clemens, creator of tv’s The Avengers, tries to blend the staple of the Hammer vampire film with a swashbuckler

Chinese Speaking Vampires (2021)

Chinese Speaking Vampires (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampires That Leave Victims Speaking Mandarin

The vampire film has been looking for new directions in the post-Twilight world. This is an oddity about Chinese vampires that turn victims into fluent Mandarin speakers

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Adult/Vampire Wars/Circus of Freaks

Adaptation of a series of Young Adult books that should have emerged as Harry Potter made with the sensibilities of a Tim Burton. But the result fails to come to life in Paul Weitz’s hands

Count Dracula (1970)

Count Dracula (1970) poster
Rating: ★★
Dracula Adaptation

Christopher Lee was inveigled to play the title role in what was advertised as an adaptation of the book as Bram Stoker wrote it. While this was somewhat true, such ambitions befell the cheapness of exploitation director Jess Franco

Count Dracula (1977)

Count Dracula (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dracula Adaptation

The most faithful version of Dracula to date. A BBC mini-series that adapts the book as a no-nonsense costume drama and even shoots in the mentioned locations, giving the impression of the story taking place as Bram Stoker visualised it

Count Dracula’s Great Love (1972)

Count Dracula's Great Love (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Film

A copy of the Hammer Dracula films starring Spanish horror legend Paul Naschy. Naschy makes an okay but mundane Dracula, while the film never seems much more than lots of running around an abandoned asylum and softcore tumblings

Countess Dracula’s Orgy of Blood (2004)

Countess Dracula's Orgy of Blood (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Erotica

Donald F. Glut is famous as a genre historian and novelist. Here he directs an erotic vampire film. Despite the title, Count Dracula doesn’t feature much but we get Paul Naschy in one of his few English language films

Cowboys vs Vampires (2010)

Cowboys vs Vampires (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampires Haunt a Western Recreation Town

A horror movie set around a modern day Western recreation town that was quickly retitled on the tail of Cowboys vs Aliens. It’s debatable though whether it does actually feature any vampires

Cronos (1993)

Cronos (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Rejuvenation Device/Vampire

The very first film from Guillermo Del Toro, a unique take on the vampire film concerning an aging antique dealer who finds a clockwork device that rejuvenates but leaves him with a taste for blood

Curse of the Undead (1959)

Curse of the Undead (1959) poster
Rating: ★★½
Vampire Western

The world’s first vampire Western featuring a vampire gunslinger. Today it’d be called Cowboys vs Vampires but such casual genre cross-hatching didn’t exist back then and it astride two genres with not uninteresting results

Dark Shadows (2012)

Dark Shadows (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
TV Series Comedy Remake/Vampire/Family Saga

Tim Burton’s slide into mediocrity continues with this comedic update of the cult Gothic soap opera tv series, which is now played at a level of cartoonish unseriousness that resembles the Addams Family

Darkness (1993)

Darkness (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Splatter Film

A no-budget vampire film from ingenue Kansas-based filmmakers. What the film suffers in the amateurism of its cast and lack of plot, it makes up for with its enthusiastically over-the-top gore effects and bucketloads of gore

Daughters of Darkness (1971)

Daughters of Darkness (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Lesbian Vampires

One of several Elizabeth Bathory films that came out at the same time, this has gained a cult reputation. Delphine Seyrig gives a marvellously arch performance, while director Harry Kumel films with a gorgeous and dreamy colour palette

Day Shift (2022)

Day Shift (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Hunters

An enjoyably entertaining film featuring Jamie Foxx and Dave Franco as vampire hunters. This plays out as a comic buddy film mixed with a series of wildly charged action scenes

Deathmaster (1972)

Deathmaster (1972) poster
Rating: ★★½
Vampire Leader of a Hippie Cult Leader

Robert Quarry gained a fame in the early 70s and was regarded as the American Christopher Lee on the basis of the Count Yorga films. This was one of the works he made where he plays the leader of hippie cult who is a vampire

The Devil’s Wedding Night (1973)

The Devil's Wedding Night (1973) poster
Rating: ★★
Devil-Worshipping Vampire Countess

One of the numerous European erotic vampire films made during the early 70s. This came out not long after The Exorcist and so the vampire countess is accompanied by a coven of Devil worshippers

Doctor Sleep (2019)

Doctor Sleep (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Shining Sequel

Mike Flanagan, one of the most exciting genre names in recent years, takes on Stephen King’s book sequel to The Shining, managing the daunting balancing act of both adapting the book and turning it into a sequel to the Stanley Kubrick film

Dr Terror’s House of Horrors (1965)

Dr Terror's House of Horrors (1965) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Anthology

The first of Amicus’s horror anthologies. The stories are rehashes of five popular horror tropes, all united by Peter Cushing as the title doctor telling the fortunes of five passengers on a train carriage

Dr Terror’s Gallery of Horrors (1967)

Dr Terror's Gallery of Horrors (1967) poster
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Horror Anthology

UK’s Amicus Films had a reasonable hit with their horror anthology Dr Terror’s House of Horrors. Director/producer David L. Hewitt jumped in with a copy with a soundalike title produced on a poverty row budget

Dracula (1931)

Dracula (1931) poster
Rating: ★★
Universal Dracula Adaptation

The classic adaptation of the Bram Stoker novel that made Bela Lugosi into a horror icon and created the image of the vampire in dinner-suit and with East European accent. For all its stature, it is a dull and talky film and Lugosi is overwrought