A Christmas Carol (1984)

A Christmas Carol (1984) poster
Rating: 3

Well-made and extremely faithful adaptation of Charles Dickens’s perennial Christmas story starring George C. Scott as Scrooge. This brings out story elements other versions skip over

A Christmas Carol (1999)

A Christmas Carol (1999) poster
Rating: 4

For my money, the best adaptation of the multiply-filmed Charles Dickens tale. Patrick Stewart is a great Scrooge and the film respects the story, giving its milieu and central character life as a tale for adults

A Christmas Carol (2004)

A Christmas Carol (2004) poster
Rating: 3

TV movie version of the oft-filmed Charles Dickens tale featuring Kelsey Grammer as a very theatrical Scrooge. This tells the story as a musical but also manages to be surprisingly faithful to the original

A Christmas Carol (2009)

A Christmas Carol (2009) poster
Rating: 3

Robert Zemeckis’s motion-capture animated adaptation of the Charles Dickens classic. The tale has gone through so many adaptations, it fee;s an uphill battle to find anything new in the story no matter the technical quality of the film

A Christmas Carol (2019)

A Christmas Carol (2019) poster
Rating: 3.5

A tv mini-series that offers a dark, adult and definitely not family friendly version of the oft-filmed Charles Dickens tale that reinvents the original in quite astonishing ways

Christopher Robin (2018)

Christopher Robin (2018) poster
Rating: 2

A live-action adaptation of the Winnie the Pooh characters. This is a mix of Hook with Christopher grown up and having forgotten about the animals and the Paddington films with the animals conducting slapstick chaos in London

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988) poster
Rating: 2.5

Before the films, this was an earlier BBC tv mini-series version of the C.S. Lewis book, one of a series of four adaptations. This is faithful to the story but suffers from impoverished effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1988) poster
Rating: 2.5

The second of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, the slightest of the works where the story is reduced to two half-hour episode

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of th Dwan Treader (1989) poster
Rating: 2.5

This was the third of the four BBC tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books. The tv versions treats the books with quite reasonable faithfulness but suffer from extremely cheap looking effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990) poster
Rating: 2.5

This was the fourth and final, as well as the best of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, which works well enough despite the impoverished production values

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) poster
Rating: 2

The second of the Narnia films. Director Andrew Adamson seems so intent on copying Peter Jackson that the film becomes all epic fantasy flourishes and battle scenes to the exclusion of all else – even much of C.S. Lewis’s book

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) poster
Rating: 2

The film adaptation of C.S. Lewis’s book sought to appeal to audiences for the Lord of the Rings films but between Lewis’s heavy-handed Christian allegories and Andrew Adamson’s inexperience as a director fails to fly

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) poster
Rating: 2

Another lacklustre entry in the banal Lord of the Rings Lite franchise from C.S. Lewis’s books, a plodding run of the mill fantasy adventure for the most part. The mediocre reception killed off interest in the series

Chronopolis (1982)

Chronopolis (1982) poster
Rating: 2.5

More of an abstract art short than a film. Dialogueless, almost plotless, this concerns the lone human in a city inhabited by inscrutable beings that amuse themselves by rearranging matter

Cinderella III: A Twist in Time (2007)

Cinderella III: A Twist in Time (2007) poster
Rating: 1.5

Another cheap Disney made-for-video-release sequel. This at least offers the novelty of an alternate retelling of Cinderella but everything transpires predictably

Cinderella (2015)

Cinderella (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Live-action remake of the Disney animated film. This varies little from the well-worn elements of the story to the point of over-familiarity but director Kenneth Branagh manages a lush and beautifully staged effort

Cinderella Moon (2010)

Cinderella Moon (2010) poster
Rating: 2

This claims to adapt a Chinese fairytale that was the basis for Cinderella. Nicely made but what you get is a cultural portrait with occasional Magical Realist elements more than anything like the traditional fairytale

A Cinderella Story (2004)

A Cinderella Story (2004) poster
Rating: 2

A contemporary take on Cinderella that relocates the story to a modern high school with a downtrodden Hillary Duff trying to make it to the prom

Cinderella’s Curse (2024)

Cinderella's Curse (2024) poster
Rating: 3

From the people behind the Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey films, a horror version of Cinderella. And yes, the glass slipper is used to stab people

Cinderella’s Revenge (2024)

Cinderella's Revenge (2024) poster
Rating: 2

A horror version of Cinderella where she gets to stab people with the glass slipper. This also features several modernisms where instead of a pumpkin coach, the fairy godmother conjures up Elon Musk to drive Cinderella to the ball in a Tesla

The City & The City (2018)

The City and the City (2018) poster
Rating: 2

The first of China Mieville’s works to be adapted to the screen, a detective story set in two cities that exist in the same geographic space but where each act as their own country. This misses as much as it succeeds

Clark Ashton Smith: The Emperor of Dreams (2018)

Clark Ashton Smith: Emperor of Dreams (2018) poster
Rating: 2

A documentary made about Clark Ashton Smith, a largely unknown but greatly acclaimed author of weird fiction. Smith was a contemporary of and influence on H.P. Lovecraft

Clash of the Titans (1981)

Clash of the Titans (1981) poster
Rating: 2

This would be the last of the films made by stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen where he turns his creations towards conducting another Greek Mythology adventure. With an all-star cast playing the Greek gods.

Clash of the Titans (2010)

Clash of the Titans (2010) poster
Rating: 1

Heavily disappointing remake of the Ray Harryhausen film where the replacement of Harryhausen’s stop-motion animation with CGI fails to achieve any magic

Click (2006)

Click (2006) poster
Rating: 2

An Adam Sandler comedy in which he is an ordinary family man who is given a magical remote control that allows him to pause and fast forward his way through the boring bits of his life

Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021)

Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

The best-selling children’s book series come to the screen with a big red CGI dog, which proves more enjoyable than the low-expectation film you initially expect going in

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009)

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009) poster
Rating: 3

Phil Lord and Chris Miller, later directors of The Lego Movie, create an animated film that is a delight with its nonsensical visions of a town inundated by weather phenomena made of food

The Cobbler (2014)

The Cobbler (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Adam Sandler does more acting than usual in the story of a shoemaker who transforms into the wearer whenever he puts on a pair of shoes. A throwaway premise that attracts a surprisingly high-profile cast

Coco (2017)

Coco (2017) poster
Rating: 3.5

Pixar’s 19th film. Set on the Mexican Day of the Dead and then venturing into the afterlife, this is a celebration of all things Mexican, which Pixar conduct without any wrong steps. A film made in vibrant colours

Cold Heaven (1991)

Cold Heaven (1991) poster
Rating: 2

Nicolas Roeg was one of the great directors of the 1970s, making works like Performance and Don’t Look Now. This was one of Roeg’s last films where Mark Harmon is killed in an accident but makes a miraculous resurrection

Collateral Beauty (2016)

Collateral Beauty (2016) poster
Rating: 0-

Gigantic flop starring Will Smith and a reasonable cast line-up that has the most ridiculous screenplay ever written. Mostly a positive inspirational drama about grief but does definitely arrive at a bizarre fantastical ending

The Colour of Magic (2008)

The Colour of Magic (2008) poster
Rating: 3

The second live-action tv adaptation of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books (in fact combining two books). This is uneven and oddly padded but beautifully produced

Coma (2019)

Coma (2019) poster
Rating: 3.5

An extraordinary Russian film that takes place in a uniquely designed dreamworld shared by people in comas. This has an imagination and conceptual grasp that rivals Inception

Comix: Beyond the Comic Book Pages (2016)

Comix: Beyond the Comic Book Page (2016) poster
Rating: 1

Documentary about the comic-book that ends up trying to address everything and being so hopelessly watered down it feels like an attempt to explain everything to someone who has never read a comic-book before

The Company of Wolves (1984)

The Company of Wolves (1984) poster
Rating: 4

In his first film, Neil Jordan adapts an Angela Carter story that retells Little Red Riding Hood as a werewolf film that becomes a fascinating swim of fairytale and sexual allegory

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Conan the Barbarian (1982) poster
Rating: 3.5

Adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s pulp adventure stories and the film that made Arnold Schwarzenegger a star. The script from Oliver Stone takes unevenly from Howard but director John Milius gives the film a brutal, primal majesty

Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Conan the Barbarian (2011) poster
Rating: 1

This revival of Conan the Barbarian is a dismal effort that gets little of what made the character work, while Jason Momoa gives little impression he is taking proceedings seriously

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (1949)

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (1949) poster
Rating: 1

Adaptation of Mark Twain’s classic about a modern man thrown back to the time of King Arthur. This has been made as a vehicle for Bing Crosby and makes for fairly excruciating viewing today

Constantine: City of Demons (2018)

Constantine: City of Demons (2018) poster
Rating: 3

The Dc Comics character John Constantine was made into an animated web series that was compiled as this film. One is quite taken aback at how much more edgy and adult this is than most of DC’s animated offerings

Consuming Spirits (2012)

Consuming Spirits (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Animated venture into Midwestern Gothic that has been a fifteen-year work for one-man band Chris Sullivan. A film that is at once brilliantly original but also tedious where its focus on the minutiae of character’s lives seems to go on forever

Convergence (2015)

Convergence (2015) poster
Rating: 2

This has an interesting set-up concerning mysterious happenings in a hospital where it is gradually revealed the characters exist in a limbo caught between Heaven and Hell even if it never does the idea justice

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover (1989) poster
Rating: 4

Peer Greeaway’s finest film, an elegant, surrealistic satire on fine dining with Michael Gambon as the mob boss owner of a restaurant with Helen Mirren as his unfaithful wife

The Cooler (2003)

The Cooler (2003) poster
Rating: 3

Drama with standout performances. William H. Macy is a loser with perpetual bad luck who is employed by Las Vegas casinos to cool tables that have a winning streak – only for his luck to change when he meets a woman

Corpse Bride (2005)

Corpse Bride (2005) poster
Rating: 4

Tim Burton’s successor to The Nightmare Before Christmas where Burton co-directs another venture into stop-motion animation that takes place in a similar dark and beautifully stylised world

The Country Bears (2002)

The Country Bears (2002) poster
Rating: 2

Another film spun off from a Disneyland attraction, this hardly inspiring effort features a Country and Western band made up of talking bears and follows them as they set out on a reunion tour.

The Craft: Legacy (2020)

The Craft: Legacy (2020) poster
Rating: 2

Blumhouse revival of/sequel to The Craft, the film about a quartet of teenage witches. This updates the original to the modern era in ways the original never did

Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms (2023)

Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms (2023) poster
Rating: 3

Billed as the Chinese Lord of the Rings, this is an historically-based fantasy film that tries to out-Hollywood Hollywood in terms of effects, design and costuming and looks stunningly epic in scale

The Crimson Pirate (1952)

The Crimson Pirate (1952) poster
Rating: 3

Burt Lancaster-starring pirate swashbuckler that announces it is not taking itself seriously and goes entertainingly over-the-top, eventually adding a series of wildly anachronistic inventions

The Croods: A New Age (2020)

The Croods: A New Age (2020) poster
Rating: 3

The sequel to DreamWorks’ animated prehistoric film. For a very low expectation effort – the modern animated sequel – this emerges as far more colourful and entertaining than one expects

Cross (2011)

Cross (2011) poster
Rating: 2

A copy of The Expendables (albeit with the addition of fantasy elements) that brings together a line-up of B-action movie actors as a team. While some of the actors shine, the feel is of a cheaper effort earnestly trying to copy its betters

Cross: Rise of the Villains (2019)

Cross: Rise of the Villains (2019) poster
Rating: 1

Third of the Cross films, a more fantastical variant on The Expendables, bringing 90s action actors back out of mothballs to form a team as they face various super-villains in present-day L.A.

Cross Wars (2017)

Rating: 1

Cross was a low-budget attempt to copy The Expendables, featuring a C-list team of action stars (plus some fantasy elements). This is a sequel you doubt many people were burning to see

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) poster
Rating: 4

Sensational hit that introduced most of the West to the Wu Xia film. Directed with elan by Ang Lee, there comes a sublimely graceful poetry in the film’s imagery of sword combatants dancing up walls and flying through the air

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (2016)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Sword of Destiny (2016) poster
Rating: 1

A massive letdown of the year. A sequel that brings back several of the original cast and gives it to Yuen Wo-Ping to direct but is merely slickly paced, uninspired action that substitutes CGI for the graceful wirework of the original

The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005)

The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) poster
Rating: 0-

The third of The Crow sequels, starring a miscast Edward Furlong as a resurrected trailer park kid. This has a bad movie ridiculousness that killed the series off

The Crow (1994)

The Crow (1994) poster
Rating: 4

Overshadowed by the tragedy of star Brandon Lee’s death on set, this is a beautifully dark and glistening Gothic tale of a murdered youth revived from the dead to attain vengeance against his killers. Several lesser sequels followed

The Crow (2024)

The Crow (2024) poster
Rating: 0-

The original The Crow is a cult classic. This long-planned remake from the perpetually terrible Rupert Sanders was an ill-advised move from every angle that gets just about everything from the mood to the conception of its character wrong

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) poster
Rating: 3

David Fincher makes a surprisingly positive and upbeat Academy Awards crowd-aimed film in which Brad Pitt is a man who ages in reverse, born as an old man and progressively getting younger as he goes through life

The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb (1980)

Rating: 1

TV movie about the historical discovery of Tutankhamun’s tomb by Howard Carter that inflates the tabloid notion there was a curse and so distorts the historical record that it more properly enters the realm of fantasy

The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb (2006)

The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) poster
Rating: 1

TV mini-series that turns the discovery of Tutankamun’s tomb into an Indiana Jones adventure. But everything is played with a constant barrage of one-liners and action sequences so silly you can’t take any of the show seriously

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

The Da Vinci Code (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Ron Howard directed film version of Dan Brown’s best-selling book. This is historical nonsense woven into a fancifully absurd conspiracy theory where Howard does no more than offer an illustrated version of the book

The Dance of Reality (2013)

The Dance of Reality (2013) poster
Rating: 3.5

The first film in 24 years from Alejandro Jodorowsky, a surreal journey through his own childhood. Gone is Jodorowsky, the mad prophet of El Topo, replaced by a warm, wryly self-reflexive Jodorowsky looking back in on his own life