Mrs. Claus (2018)

Mrs Claus (2018) poster
Rating: 2

While the title makes this sound like a family-friendly film about Santa’s wife, this is actually a Christmas slasher film

Muck (2015)

Muck (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Group of friends are attacked by a horde of albinoid creatures – this is the whole of the film with no more explanations that that. The self-absorbed characters and the director’s obsession with including undressed girls at every opportunity gets in the way of developing what could have been a decent film

Mum & Dad (2008)

Mum & Dad (2008) poster
Rating: 3.5

Brutal and harrowing British drama that locates a Texas Chain Saw Massacre-type show in an urban setting, featuring a couple known as Mum and Dad who maintain a family of imprisoned captives. This delves down into a genuinely disturbed headspace in some of the performances

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999) poster
Rating: 2

Nominal remake of the Boris Karloff The Mummy, which has now been inflated into a big budget Indiana Jones adventure. Stephen Sommers lets the film overspill with CGI spectacle but the exercise is deflated by a jokey, unserious attitude

The Mummy (2017)

The Mummy (2017) poster
Rating: 1

The reboot of the Mummy series emerges as a wannabe Michael Bay film where even star Tom Cruise plays second banana to the CGI eye candy. Equally, an attempt to jumpstart a shared universe out of Universal’s Famous Monsters with the inclusion of Dr Jekyll seems awkward

The Mummy Returns (2001)

The Mummy Returns (2001) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to the 1999 The Mummy. Here Stephen Sommers amplifies everything in that film by a factor of ten where the constant bombardment by the spectacular reaches an point of absurd overkill

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) poster
Rating: 1

The third of the Brendan Fraser Mummy films that feels like it has no point other than to steal $10 from your hand and give you a bucket of content free mental popcorn in return

Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny & Girly (1969)

Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny & Girly (1969) poster
Rating: 2

Freddie Francis was one of the key players of the 1960s/70s Anglo-horror cycle – he always claimed that this was his favourite film, although it has seen little distribution. The film consists of an annoyingly giggly scenes of adults running around playing children’s games

Munger Road (2011)

Munger Road (2011) poster
Rating: 1.5

Film about an escaped killer and teenagers stalked on a haunted stretch of road. A film that creates mystery about what is happening only to reach a frustrating non-resolution. Without the well-known name of Bruce Davison, this would only be low-budget amateur film

Muoi (2007)

Muoi (2007) poster
Rating: 2

After the successes of Japanese ghost stories like Ringu and Ju-on: The Grudge, the phenomenon was copied right around the Asian region. This is a South Korean ghost story set in Vietnam concerning a haunted painting.

Murder By Decree (1979)

Murder By Decree (1979) poster
Rating: 3

A lavish and ambitious production that has the fictional character of Sherlock Holmes solving the real-life Jack the Ripper murders, even if the eventual resolution opts for one of the more far-fetched theories about The Ripper’s identity

Murder in an Etruscan Cemetery (1982)

Murder in an Etruscan Cemetery (1982) poster
Rating: 1

A giallo film with occult overtones centred around the discovery of an Etruscan tomb. As a series of murders occur, the heroine may be the reincarnation of an ancient high priestess

Muse (2017)

Rating: 2

Jaume Balaguero has become one of the most promising of modern Spanish genre directors, principally on the basis of the [Rec] films. However, this supernatural mystery that resembles one of Dario Argento’s Three Mothers films fails to quite come together

Mutant (1984)

Mutant/Night Shadows (1984) poster
Rating: 2.5

One of the handful of films from the underrated 70s/80s director John ‘Bud’ Cardos. Cardos does extremely creating an usual smalltown atmosphere simmering with Southern bigotry, before the film erupts into a more standard toxic waste zombies outbreak film

Mutant Girls Squad (2010)

Mutant Girls Squad (2010) poster
Rating: 3

The gonzo Japanese splatter film is one of the insanely demented corners of genre cinema today. This is a prime example, filled with mind-bogglingly perverse anatomical rearrangements and attachments, the screen is awash with blood and everything directed with a mad cartoonish energy

Mutant Vampire Zombies from the ‘Hood (2008)

Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood (2008) poster
Rating: 1

There is a great title and the germ of a good idea here – two rival street gangs and a white cop are forced to set aside their difference and cooperate to deal with the zombie apocalypse. Alas, as a directorial outing from the writer of the Sharknado films, this emerges cheaply and tattily

My Best Friend is a Vampire (1987)

My Best Friend is a Vampire (1987) poster
Rating: 1

1980s comedy in which teenager Robert Sean Leonard is bitten by a vampire on a one-night stand an has to deal with the complications of turning into one while keeping it a secret at school

My Best Friend’s Exorcism (2022)

My Best Friend's Exorcism (2022) poster
Rating: 3

Possession film that is quite a bit more than the light fluffy Young Adult film the title makes it seem, boosted by a great performance from Amiah Miller

My Bloody Valentine (1981)

My Bloody Valentine (1981) theatrical poster
Rating: 2.5

Classic from the heyday of the slasher film, an effort that was clearly designed to exploit another holiday title in the wake of the successes of Halloween and Friday the 13th. This snappily adapts the slasher formula and does better than most of its ilk in serving it back up

My Bloody Valentine (2009)

My Bloody Valentine (2009) poster
Rating: 1

Another in the fad for remakes of 70s/80s films. where the 1981 slasher film gets reworked if this did not come with the 3D gimmick, it would be no more than a routine direct-to-dvd release

My Boyfriend’s Back (1993)

My Boyfriend's Back (1993) poster
Rating: 1

Rather silly and not particularly funny Disney comedy in which a teenager returns from the dead as a zombie and nobody seems to notice any difference. Does contain a number of before-they-were-famous names

My Friend Dahmer (2017)

Rating: 3

A film based on serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer that focuses not on his crimes but his last year of high school before he began his killing spree. Based on a graphic novel written by Dahmer’s best friend, this is a surprisingly sympathetic portrait of the extremes of social isolation

My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You Tell It To (2020)

My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To (2020) poster
Rating: 3

In the best tradition of George Romero’s Martin, a kitchen sink vampire film focused around a family trying to protect a sickly sibling

My Name is A By Anonymous (2011)

My Name is A By Anonymous (2011) poster
Rating: 3

Shane Ryan is one of the most underrated independent directors out there. Here he retells the story of true-life teen murderer Alyssa Bustamante as part of a Larry Clark-type film about troubled youth. Not always an easy work but holds undeniable effect

My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done (2009)

My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done (2009) poster
Rating: 3

As might be expected, a collaboration between Werner Herzog and David Lynch makes for an exceedingly strange film, involving matricide, mental illness and ostriches – and all apparently based on a true life murder. Very strange, if in the end it only produces a puzzled scratch of the head

My Soul to Take (2010)

My Soul to Take (2010) poster
Rating: 1.5

A misfire from the usually reliable Wes Craven, this drearily traipses through a slasher/supernatural plot that lacks any surprises or Craven’s characteristic atmosphere

My World Dies Screaming (1958)

My World Dies Screaming (1958) poster
Rating: 2

One of the first films to copy William Castle’s gimmick and filmed in Psychorama wherein frightening images and words were subliminally projected on the screen. The plot where a newlywed wife has a recurrent dream of a sinister house only for it to be the one they move into has a disappointingly mundane rationale

Der Nachtmahr (2015)

Der Nachtmahr (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

This creates an intriguingly uncanny atmosphere in the story of a teenage girl who keeps seeing a strange goblin creature but nobody will believe her. The last half far less interestingly turns into a variant on E.T. with her racing to protect the creature

National Lampoon’s Class Reunion (1982)

National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982) poster
Rating: 0.5

Following the highly successful Animal House, this was the second of the films made using the name of the satirical magazine National Lampoon and is a feeble parody of the slasher film

Natty Knocks (2023)

Natty Knocks (2023) poster
Rating: 2

A Halloween horror from a director with a reasonable genre association, this establishes its genre bona fides but then shoots itself in the foot

Natural Born Killers (1994)

Natural Born Killers (1994) poster
Rating: 4

Oliver Stone film with Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis as a couple on an ultra-violent mass murder spree. Stone gets heavy-handedly preachy but directs with an excess of style that proves enormously entertaining

The Nature of the Beast (1995)

The Nature of the Beast (1995) poster
Rating: 4

From Jeepers Creepers director Victor Salva, a gripping road movie thriller that owes somewhat to The Hitcher with a series of psychological games between Lance Henriksen and hitcher Eric Roberts where we can never be sure what is what

Navy Seals vs Zombies (2015)

Navy Seals vs Zombies (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

About the only ‘vs’ titled zombie film to take itself seriously. I have no time for films about the glory of military heroism, but this must be commended as one of the few films where the soldiers feel like a real trained combat unit

The Necromancer (2018)

The Necromancer (2018) poster
Rating: 3

A modestly effective film about a group of deserting soldiers during the Napoleonic Wars who enter a haunted forest

Necronomicon (1993)

Necronomicon (1993) poster
Rating: 2

Anthology of three H.P. Lovecraft tales from directors Christophe Gans, Brian Yuzna and Shusuke Kaneko. For claiming such a quintessentially Lovecraftian title as this, you feel that it should have been more than it is

Needful Things (1993)

Needful Things (1993) pster
Rating: 2

Anodyne adaptation of a weaker Stephen king novel about a curio shop that sells objects that cause people to become obsessed and in so doing wreaks havoc throughout a small town

Nefarious (2023)

Nefarious (2023) poster
Rating: 3

A psychologist is sent in to interview a killer facing execution who makes the claim he is possessed by a demon. Despite being made by the people behind God’s Not Dead, this is actually a well-made and captivating film

The Neon Demon (2016)

The Neon Demon (2016) poster
Rating: 3.5

Nicolas Winding Refn makes a horror film set in the L.A. modelling world. A film of hypnotic surfaces that glitter with a troubling undertow, the result is like Valley of the Dolls as remade by Dario Argento

Nerve (2016)

Nerve (2016) poster
Rating: 2

This is like an online version of 13 Sins about an internet site that pushes people to take increasingly more outrageous and eventually deadly dares. One of the new thrillers centred around social media that seeks to adopt its visual look, this is slickly polished and aimed direct to the teenage demographic

New Moon (2009)

New Moon (2009) poster
Rating: 1

The second of the Twilight films where the moderately grounded original is blown up into the near laughable with the ridiculously over-the-top hyper-sexualised posturing of its male leads

The Night Chronicles 1: Devil (2010)

The Night Chronicles 1: Devil (2010) poster
Rating: 3.5

Clever concept of five people trapped in an elevator where one of them is The Devil. One of the better films to come out under the much debased name of M. Night Shyamalan who lends his name as producer

The Night Eats the World (2018)

The Night Eats the World (2018) poster
Rating: 3

The zombie genre has become creatively overused and exhausted in recent years but this French entry plays with an appealing originality, sort of like a low-key version of Dawn of the Dead where a man builds a Parisian apartment building into his own paradise

The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (1971)

The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (1971) poster
Rating: 2

A giallo film with Anthony Steffen as an aristocrat who likes to pick up red-haired girls and kill them in the dungeon in his villa, who then becomes haunted by the ghost of his late wife

A Night in the Woods (2011)

A Night in the Woods (2011) poster
Rating: 2

The British equivalent of The Blair Witch Project, although this makes the title not strictly accurate – it should more correctly have been called A Night on the Moors. This conducts the build-up in an especially interesting way with much interplay between the trio of characters who all come holding secrets