Catnado (2022)

Catnado (2022) poster
Rating: 0-

We’ve had Sharknado. Now comes Catnado, an anthology about storms of cats. This contains episodes so pitiful and ineptly made that this enters into the unwatchable

Censor (2021)

Censor (2021) poster
Rating: 3

A horror film set among the UK’s Video Nasties censorship controversy of the 1980s. Niamh Alger works for the censorship board and is drawn into a disturbed state of mind by material she uncovers

Chain Letter (2010)

Chain Letter (2010) poster
Rating: 1

Ridiculous film that seems to want to say something about modern technological interconnectivity but has simply grafted it onto a slasher formula. while being bsurdly ill-informed about its subject

Chain Reactions (2024)

Chain Reactions (2024) poster
Rating: 4

A documentary that interviews five people, including Stephen King and Takashi Miike, about the influence that The Texas Chain Saw Massacre had on their lives. The results are fascinating and illuminating

Chained (2012)

Chained (2012) poster
Rating: 4

Jennifer Lynch, daughter of David, makes an extraordinary work about the relationship between a serial killer and his young male companion. A film that eschews big dramatics with startling effect. Vincent D’Onofrio gives one of his best performances

The Chair (1989)

The Chair (1989) poster
Rating: 2

One of a spate of killers returned from the electric chair films that came out around the time of Wes Craven’s Shocker. The film is all build-up and almost no delivery, although is enlivened by an undeniable sense of humour

Charlie Charlie (2016)

Charlie Charlie (2016) poster
Rating: 1

Charlie Charlie was supposedly an oracular game that made headlines when a satiric site claimed that teenagers were being killed playing it and some news sites took this seriously. This is a pathetic and feeble film made exploiting the game’s five minutes of notoriety

Charlie Says (2018)

Charlie Says (2018) poster
Rating: 3.5

Mary Harron directs a film about Charles Manson and his Family, taking the perspective of the Manson Girls. The best of several films about the Manson Killings. Former Doctor Who Matt Smith makes a hypnotically fascinating Manson

Charlotte’s Song (2015)

Charlotte's Song (2016) poster
Rating: 2

There is potential to the premise here – a dark horror riff of sorts on The Little Mermaid in a 1930s Depression era setting – but it is squandered by an unimaginative script and direction

Chatroom (2010)

Chatroom (2010) poster
Rating: 3

English-language film from Ring director Hideo Nakata that finds a vibrant means to depict internet communication in a thriller about people meeting on a chatroom being wound into a series of psychological games

Chemical Wedding (2008)

Chemical Wedding (2008) poster
Rating: 3

Ostensibly about occultist Aleister Crowley reincarnating in the present, this overflows with mad ideas involving quantum physics, VR, alternate worlds and a heap of classic references – and moreover, is written by the lead singer of Iron Maiden

Chernobyl Diaries (2012)

Chernobyl Diaries (2012) poster
Rating: 3

This has the fascinatingly original idea of setting a horror film inside the exclusion zone around the Chernobyl nuclear accident. The location is unique and the film generates a fair and reasonable tension

Cherry Falls (2000)

Cherry Falls (2000) poster
Rating: 3

Witty and rather funny slasher film in which the killer targets virgins in a community. The genre’s usual tropes about the chaste girl surviving are turned on their head in rather hilarious ways

Cherry Tree (2015)

Cherry Tree (2015) poster
Rating: 3

From David Keating who made Wake Wood, this falls into the Folk Horror genre and becomes a well-made variant on Rosemary’s Baby as a schoolgirl accepts a Devil’s Deal to save her father

Child 44 (2015)

Child 44 (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

This offers one of the most fascinating settings for a detective story – the Soviet Union at the height of Stalinist oppression – and borrows the story of true-life Soviet serial killer Andrei Chikatilo

The Child (1977)

The Child (1977) poster
Rating: 2

Forgotten effort from the heyday of devil children films (The Exorcist, The Omen et al). This takes place in a backwoods setting and has a director who is determined to pile on atmosphere frequently to the point of overkill

The Children (1980)

The Children (1980) poster
Rating: 2

Night of the Living Dead-influenced cheapie about zombified children wearing black nailpolish who blow their parents up with deadly hugs. This has no ambition beyond providing entertainingly preposterous meltdown effects every few minutes

The Children (2008)

The Children (2008) poster
Rating: 3

Rather well-made British entry where two families at a Christmas get-together find their respective children have inexplicably turned against them with murderous results. This draws the tensions out to a sustained siege with undeniably effective results

Children of the Corn (1984)

Children of the Corn (1984) poster
Rating: 1

A fifteen page Stephen King story about a patricidal child cult has spawned this film, nine sequels and a remake. Not a very good film, this is stuck with padding a very slight original out to a full-length film

Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)

Children of the Corn II: The Deadly Sacrifice (1992) poster
Rating: 2

The second of the films spun off from the Stephen King short story. This is better that its predecessor, premised around a series of novelty deaths and offering some explanations for what is happening

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) poster
Rating: 0-

The third of the films based on the Stephen King short story, this moves the locale to the city but is otherwise based around a series of completely ridiculous makeup effects every few minutes

Children of the Corn: The Gathering (1996)

Rating: 1

The popularity of the Children of the Corn franchise – eleven films spun out of a sixteen page Stephen King story – baffles one. This is the fourth film, its greatest distinction being that it stars a then unknown Naomi Watts

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998)

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) poster
Rating: 2

Quite who the audience for these Children of the Corn films is that they keep making more of them is a mystery. This was the fifth of eleven films and at least better than the last two entries

Children of the Corn (2020)

Children of the Corn (2020) poster
Rating: 0-

The Stephen King short story only runs to 16 pages. This is the eleventh film spinoff to date (which runs at about one film per 1.4 pages of story). Unlike the other sequels, this claims to be an origin story

Chillerama (2011)

Chillerama (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

In the same vein as Grindhouse, four filmmakers have come together to make an anthology of spoof horror films that homage the drive-in tradition. Good taste is left well behind and the results are both outrageous and funny

Chinese Speaking Vampires (2021)

Chinese Speaking Vampires (2021) poster
Rating: 2

The vampire film has been looking for new directions in the post-Twilight world. This is an oddity about Chinese vampires that turn victims into fluent Mandarin speakers

Choose or Die (2022)

Choose or Die (2022) poster
Rating: 1

A British horror film in which people open an old 1980s videogame that is cursed and forces them to make horrible choices concerning the deaths of people around them

Christine (1983)

Christine (1983) poster
Rating: 3

John Carpenter takes on Stephen King’s novel about an evil car and a boy’s relationship with it with dynamic results. The film is made by Carpenter’s slick direction and a series of sensational effects set-pieces

Christmas Evil (1980)

Christmas Evil (1980) poster
Rating: 3

One of the original Psycho Santa films. Usually pegged as another Christmas slasher film, rather what we have is a film that draws us into a disturbed headspace that operates on a unique fairytale morality about punishing the naughty

A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

A Christmas Horror Story (2015) poster
Rating: 2

An anthology that offers a quartet of Christmas horror stories, including ones of zombified elves and a Krampus monster. Hosted by William Shatner who plays a radio talkshow host in the wraparound

Chronicles of an Exorcism (2008)

Chronicles of an Exorcism (2008) poster
Rating: 2

This has the distinction of being the very first Found Footage possession and exorcism film. This has become commonplace since but is quite different in its treatment than subsequent efforts

Chupacabra Terror (2005)

Chupacabra Terror (2005) poster
Rating: 1.5

A monster movie that is entirely by the book and undistinguished in any way except for its eye-raisingly gimmicky capsule premise ‘Chupacabra Loose on a Cruise Liner’

The Church (1989)

The Church (1989) poster
Rating: 2

Originally intended as a Demons sequel, director Michele Soavi decided to head in more arty directions. Imagine a Demons sequel mounted with the artistic ambitions of producer Dario Argento’s Three Mothers films

Cinderella Game (2016)

Cinderella Game (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Bizarre Japanese copy of Battle Royale by way of American Idol where a group of schoolgirls from a singing competition are trapped on an island where they must play a deadly card game

Cinderella’s Curse (2024)

Cinderella's Curse (2024) poster
Rating: 3

From the people behind the Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey films, a horror version of Cinderella. And yes, the glass slipper is used to stab people

Cinderella’s Revenge (2024)

Cinderella's Revenge (2024) poster
Rating: 2

A horror version of Cinderella where she gets to stab people with the glass slipper. This also features several modernisms where instead of a pumpkin coach, the fairy godmother conjures up Elon Musk to drive Cinderella to the ball in a Tesla

Circus Kane (2017)

Circus Kane (2017) poster
Rating: 1

Film from Fred Olen Ray’s son Christopher where a group of people have to survive the death traps in the house of a circus master. Christopher reveals himself as a Rob Zombie wannabe on an impoverished budget

Circus of Horrors (1960)

Circus of Horrors (1960) poster
Rating: 3

Fascinatingly sordid film from the early days of the English horror cycle in which Anton Diffring is a mad surgeon obsessed with facial disfiguration hiding as a circus master and arranging a series of circus-themed deaths for his failed experiments

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Adaptation of a series of Young Adult books that should have emerged as Harry Potter made with the sensibilities of a Tim Burton. But the result fails to come to life in Paul Weitz’s hands

Citadel (2012)

Citadel (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Irish-British production that depicts the social housing estates of Glasgow as a desolate netherworld inhabited by mutant children. Undeniably effective but the depiction of children of urban ghettos requires you to tune out any liberal instincts

Citizen Vigilante (2026)

Citizen Vigilante (2026) poster
Rating: 2

Uwe Boll makes a return to filmmaking. The side of Boll that most people never appreciated was him angry at social issues. With a charismatic Armie Hammer in the lead, Boll gets angry about the European refugee crisis

Clark Ashton Smith: The Emperor of Dreams (2018)

Clark Ashton Smith: Emperor of Dreams (2018) poster
Rating: 2

A documentary made about Clark Ashton Smith, a largely unknown but greatly acclaimed author of weird fiction. Smith was a contemporary of and influence on H.P. Lovecraft

The Climax (1944)

The Climax (1944) poster
Rating: 2

Made to exploit leftover sets from the 1943 Phantom of the Opera, this is a magnificent colour production that has Boris Karloff as an obsessive surgeon who fixates on a beautiful young opera singer

The Clovehitch Killer (2018)

The Clovehitch Killer (2018) poster
Rating: 3.5

Excellent, superbly written thriller loosely based on the B.T.K. killer story where a teen believes his father (Dylan McDermott in a great performance) might be a serial killer

Clown (2014)

Clown (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

The first film from Jon Watts, director of the Tom Holland Spider-Man films, and produced by Eli Roth, about a clown costume that possesses the wearer. You have to admire the film for the ballsiness with which it was made

Clown (2019)

Clown (2019) poster
Rating: 1

The Asylum’s mockbuster version of It: Chapter Two. From Eric Forsberg, one of the better directors to emerge from The Asylum, this involves a group of teens being pursued around a funhouse by a killer clown.

Clown in a Cornfield (2025)

Clown in a Cornfield (2025) poster
Rating: 2

The killer clown film has become its own genre niche since the remake of It, offering assorted wacky genre mash-ups. This is a better budgeted entry than usual from the director of the cult Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Clown Kill (2016)

Clown Kill (2016) poster
Rating: 0-

A British effort where a girl working late in an office building who is stalked by a creepy clown. Made with an incredibly amateurism, this is possibly the worst entry in the killer clown genre

Clown Motel (2019)

Clown Motel (2019) poster
Rating: 1.5

There have been a spate of killer clown films in the last few years almost none of which have escaped being cheap and crappy. This one is based around the real-life clown motel in Nevada

Clowntergeist (2017)

Clowntergeist (2017) poster
Rating: 2

There is a heap of crappy low-budget killer clown films. However, I couldn’t quite bring myself to entirely dislike this entry about a supernatural killer clown, which does produce a number of jumps