Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012)

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012) poster
Rating:
Secret History

Seth Grahame-Smith’s original book was a witty historical joke that retold the events of Lincoln’s life as a secret history involving vampires. The film somehow misses the joke and turns everything into a ridiculously over-the-top action film

Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe (1991)

Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe (1991) poster
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Intergalactic Cop Hunts Criminal on Earth

Incredibly bad and frequently laughable variation on The Hidden and in turn The Terminator with Jesse Ventura as an intergalactic law enforcement officer hunting a criminal on Earth

Aces Go Places 4: You Only Die Twice (1986)

Aces Go Places 4: You Only Die Twice (1986) poster
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Hong Kong Slapstick Action

Fourth in a series of energetic Hong Kong slapstick action capers. The film has no pretence to anything more than providing a new action sequence every five minutes, although by now the level is juvenile

Adrenalin: Fear the Rush (1996)

Adrenalin: Fear the Rush (1996) poster
Rating: ★½
Near Future Action/Cops Pursue Deadly Infectee

An Albert Pyun action film with police officers Christopher Lambert and Natasha Henstridge pursuing an infected man through the sewers of a future quarantine zone

Alex Cross (2012)

Alex Cross (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Serial Killer Thriller

Reboot of James Patterson’s criminal profiler books makes the mistake of hiring an action director. Tyler Perry lacks the genius mental agility Morgan Freeman previously brought to the role but Matthew Fox does crazy well

Alone in the Dark (2005)

Alone in the Dark (2005) poster
Rating: ★½
Videogame Adaptation/Monsters

Uwe Boll gained a reputation as the world’s worst director on the basis of his videogame adaptations. Prize exhibit was Alone in the Dark, which abandons the game and is a series of action scenes without explanatory rationale

Amsterdamned (1988)

Amsterdamned (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Prowls the Canals of Amsterdam

Fine thriller about the hunt for a frogman serial killer prowling the canals of Amsterdam. The police procedural plot is not so important as the entertaining dispatches and some of the finest action sequence of the 1980s

Amsterdamned II (2025)

Amsterdamned II (2025) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Prowls the Canals of Amsterdam

Amsterdamned with a detective pursuing a frogman serial killer prowling the canals of Amsterdam was a hugely underrated action film. 37 years later the director and lead actor reteam for a sequel

Aragami (2003)

Aragami (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Samurai vs Immortal Monster

An action film that takes place in a single room. A samurai is invited to dine by a mysterious host who reveals he is an immortal monster and believes they have been destined to fight

Armageddon (1998)

Armageddon (1998) poster
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Asteroid on a Collision Course with Earth

A film that relentlessly celebrates its own brainlessness. Michael Bay directs an asteroid collision film amid plenty of loud noise, mass destruction, flag-waving patriotism and resolute heroism

The Assignment (2016)

The Assignment (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Hitman Seeks Revenge After Enforced Gender Reassignment Surgery

From Walter Hill, one of the legendary action directors, comes what is either the most edgy or tasteless concepts for a revenge film – Michelle Rodriguez is a hitman who seeks revenge after having gender reassignment surgery forced on him

AVN (2010)

AVN (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Ninjas Fight Alien Creatures

Japanese film that true to its title offers pits ninja against alien creatures. The film plants tongue considerably in cheek as it offers up a series of wildly fantastique action scenes and creature effects

Banlieue 13 (2004)

Banlieue 13 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Luc Besson written/produced film that is a French rehash of Escape from New York but director Pierre Morel gives it a series of exhilarating action and parkour sequences

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum (2009)

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Sequel to the French action hit. The plot shuffles the same basic elements around but it is the action we have come for, which is slow to start but soon kicks into exhilarating high gear

Battleship (2012)

Battleship (2012) poster
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US Navy vs Alien Invaders/Boardgame Adaptation

Adaptation of the Battleship boardgame that emerges at best as wannabe Michael Bay. Imagine Pearl Harbor mashed up with a Transformers film and lots of bone-headed glorification of American militarism

Black Mask (1996)

Black Mask (1996) poster
Rating: ★★½
Masked Superhero/Hong Kong Action

A Jet Li vehicle that falls into the masked superhero genre where the show has taken a few leaves from the tv series The Green Hornet. Enjoyable fun with some exhilarating action sequences

Black Mask 2: City of Masks (2002)

Black Mask 2: City of Masks (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Masked Superhero/Hong Kong Action

Tsui Hark takes over the directorial reins of the sequel, filling it with much more fantastical elements, pitting the hero against a mad scientist and his mutant creations in a series of wild martial arts scenes

Blade (1998)

Blade (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Vampire Hunter

Nobody knew it at the time but this was the beginning of the huge surge of Marvel Comics adaptations on screen in the 00s/10s. This distills the basics of the vampire hunter comic-book down into a smart, kinetic action film

Blade Trinity (2004)

Blade Trinity (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Comic-Book Vampire Hunter

Third of the Blade films with Wesley Snipes. As director, series screenwriter David S. Goyer emulates the same exhilarating, kinetic moves that Guillermo Del Toro infused the second film with, while the script zings with his wryly cynical dialogue

BloodRayne (2005)

BloodRayne (2005) poster
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Videogame Adaptation/Vampire War

Another Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptation, this feels slung together from vampire film and sword and sorcery cliches. Among the badly mismatched casting, the most eyebrow raising is Ben Kingsley as the vampire villain

Bloodrayne: Deliverance (2007)

Bloodrayne: Deliverance (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Vampire Western

The second in Uwe Boll’s trilogy adapted from the videogame, this plays out as a mix of Western and vampire hunter film and is marginally better than Boll’s usual standards

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Vampire vs Nazis

The third of Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne trilogy and one of his better films. The action scenes are slickly choreographed and the film is largely made by Michael Paré and Clint Howard who play to the gallery with entertaining regard

Bloodshot (2020)

Bloodshot (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Augmented Super-Soldier/Comic-Book Adaptation

That starts out seeming a standard mindless action film in which Vin Diesel is resurrected as an augmented super-soldier only for everything we assume to get turned on its head in interesting ways

The Book of Eli (2010)

The Book of Eli (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Action

Denzel Washington as an enigmatic Man With No Name wandering the post-holocaust apocalyptic landscape. This follows the cliches of the genre before it bizarrely morphs into a Biblical allegory partway through

Borderlands (2024)

Borderlands (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Planetary Adventure

Eli Roth adapts the popular videogame and corrals a surprisingly high-profile cast in a knockabout planetary adventure. Alas, that met a very mixed reception and was widely regarded as a bad movie

Boy Kills World (2023)

Boy Kills World (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Ultra-Violence/Action Film Parody

A film where you are struggling to find any easy labelling. What it is is an hilariously ultra-violent and over-the-top parody of an action movie that will have your sides splitting

Brick Mansions (2014)

Brick Mansions (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Near Future Action/Walled-Off Ghetto

The English-language remake of the Luc Besson-produced Banlieue 13. The electrifying parkour scenes of the original now seem routine and the film’s social set-up so thinly sketched as to be negligible as science-fiction

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Captain America’s second solo outing feels more like a Mission: Impossible film or an episode of 24 than a superhero film. Lots of Marvel continuity and fanservice and you are taken aback at how political it is prepared to be

The Cat (1992)

The Cat (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Cop vs Aliens/Hong Kong Action

This is a completely demented Hong Kong film about alien body snatchers who are hiding in an apartment building on Earth

Chain of Command (2000)

Chain of Command (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Action/Hijacking of Presidential Nuclear Codes

Halfway reasonable action film in which US President Roy Scheider is taken hostage by Taiwanese terrorists who want to use the nuclear launch codes against China. The surprise about the film is how political it is willing to get

Chappie (2015)

Chappie (2015) poster
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Artificial Intelligence/Robot Becomes Self-Aware

Neill Blomkamp’s film about A.I. turns into Short Circuit dropped into the militarised future of RoboCop. Of all the rich possibilities in the idea, all we get is a goofy comedy with a pimped-out carjacking robot

Charlie’s Angels (2019)

Charlies Angels (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
TV Series Remake/Action Film

The second big screen revival of the hit 1970s tv series. Essentially a Girl Power version of one of the Mission: Impossible films, which turns what was originally a girl-fronted detective show into a spy caper featuring SF gadgetry

Chrome Angels (2009)

Chrome Angels (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Biker Girls vs Killer Androids

Hearkening back to the spirit of 1980s B budget killer cyborg/android movie, an entertainingly preposterous film in which a girl biker gang are pitted against a mad scientist and his army of killer androids

Class of 1999 (1990)

Class of 1999 (1990) poster
Rating: ★½
Killer Android Schoolteachers

Mark L. Lester’s follow-up to his earlier The Class of 1982 about a teacher forced to adopt vigilante actions in a lawless classroom. In the interim, The Terminator came out and this now has killer android schoolteachers

The Colony (2013)

The Colony (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Grim Survival in a Frozen Future

This creates a fascinatingly different future – a world of grim survivalism amid a new Ice Age in the aftermath of Global Warming. The look of the film is fantastic, only to fritter it on an action focus and Mad Max cliches

The Condemned (2007)

The Condemned (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Barehands Survivalism/Deadly Reality TV Show

An action movie where the toughest criminals are forced into a barehanded survivalism competition against one another while this is livestreamed. As the hero, wrestler Steve Austin has zero charisma

Criminal (2016)

Criminal (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Transplanted Memories/Action Film

Everything indicates this should have been a hit – an impressive star line-up, big polished action sequences – only it tanked. Much has been assembled in the service of a hackneyed idea where the memories of an FBI agent are implanted into criminal Kevin Costner

Critical Mass (2000)

Critical Mass (2000) poster
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Action/Nuclear Power Plant Hijacking

Low-budget Fred Olen Ray action film is another variant on Die Hard with security guard Treat Williams foiling a terrorist hijacking of a nuclear power plant. For some reason this also includes reuse of footage from Terminator 2

Cross (2011)

Cross (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Action Film/Mystical Artifacts

A copy of The Expendables (albeit with the addition of fantasy elements) that brings together a line-up of B-action movie actors as a team. While some of the actors shine, the feel is of a cheaper effort earnestly trying to copy its betters

Cross Wars (2017)

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Action Team vs Immortal Villain

Cross was a low-budget attempt to copy The Expendables, featuring a C-list team of action stars (plus some fantasy elements). This is a sequel you doubt many people were burning to see

Crying Freeman (1995)

Crying Freeman (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Manga Adaptation/Mysterious Assassin

The first feature film from Christophe Gans is a live-action adaptation of a manga about an assassin. Gans turns out a film that dazzles with the flamboyance of his action sequences

Cyber Tracker (1994)

Cyber Tracker (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Action/Killer Law Enforcement Cyborg

Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson stars as a law enforcement officer pursued by killer androids in a blatant made-for-video action movie copy of the basics of The Terminator and RoboCop

Cyborg X (2016)

Cyborg X (2016) poste
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Cyborg Wars

From Arrowstorm Entertainment, a low-budget company that make highly professional films. Here they have even roped Danny Trejo into playing a role in a passable attempt to replicate a 1990s Albert Pyun post-holocaust cyborg film

Damnation Alley (1977)

Damnation Alley (1977) poster
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Post-Apocalyptic Trek

Disastrous adaptation of the Roger Zelazny novel where the story of a Hell’s Angel on a trek across the post-apocalyptic wasteland is recast with a G.I. and a girl and kid along for the journey, plus the addition of giant mutant cockroaches

Dark Angel (1990)

Dark Angel (1990) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cop vs Intergalactic Drug Dealer/Action

Rather enjoyable action film that conducts an amusing spin on Lethal Weapon buddy cop formula with Dolph Lundgren taking on an intergalactic drug dealer

Darkweb (2016)

Darkweb (2016) poster
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Human Bloodsports

This exploits the topical fascination with the darknet in a story ostensibly about making snuff videos for sale there. In actuality, this telescopes down to being no more a variant on The Most Dangerous Game

Day Shift (2022)

Day Shift (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Hunters

An enjoyably entertaining film featuring Jamie Foxx and Dave Franco as vampire hunters. This plays out as a comic buddy film mixed with a series of wildly charged action scenes