Gwendoline (1984)

Gwendoline (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Lost City Quest/Softcore Fetishism/Comic Strip Adaptation

From the director of Emmanuelle, this is an adaptation of an adult comic-book that replays the lost city adventure with the addition of a mind-boggling softcore fetishism

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009)

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gonzo Exploitation Movie Homage

Animated film directed by Rob Zombie that feels like an episode of Ren & Stimpy made by someone with an unhealthy obsession with horror and exploitation movies and stripper bars

Heavy Metal (1981)

Heavy Metal (1981) poster
Rating: ★★½
Adult Animation Anthology

Cult animated film that adapts several stories from the adult fantasy comic-book Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal. These vary but in its better moments that has a trippy cult hallucinatory quality

Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)

Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Adult Animation/Space Opera

Sequel to the animated Heavy Metal that failed to attract the same cult audience that its predecessor did. Telling only one story instead of several, it only offers a routine space opera adventure

Hellboy (2004)

Hellboy (2004) poster
Rating: ★★½
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

The first of Guillermo Del Toro’s adaptations of Mike Mignola’s comic-book about a demon superhero. Not as good as the sequel, the film’s ace in the hole is Ron Perlman in the title role

Hellboy (2019)

Hellboy (2019) poster
Rating:
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

Reboot of the Hellboy series promisingly comes from Neil Marshall but is also made by Millennium Films who have a habit of buying up previously successful properties and churning out cheaper spinoffs

Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007)

Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Demon Superhero/Animation

The second of two animated Hellboy spinoffs, this renders what might have been impressive superheroics had they been conducted in live-action down at the level of children’s animation

Hellboy Animated: Sword of Storms (2006)

Hellboy Animated Sword of Storms (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Demon Superhero/Animation

The first of two animated Hellboy spinoffs with the live-action actors returning to voice their parts. This is the better of the two animated films, developing a weirdness as it takes Hellboy inside a Japanese spirit realm

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

In the second and the best of his two Hellboy films, Guillermo Del Toro expands the first out with an amazing menagerie of eccentric and offbeat creatures, while Ron Perlman is again on winning form in the title role

Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)

Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

After a disastrous reboot of the Hellboy franchise, Millennium Media get it right, employing the comic’s creator on script, taking the series into wild directions with Hellboy up against Appalachian folk horrors

Hercules (2014)

Hercules (2014) poster
Rating: ★½
Greek Mythological Hero's Ordinary Exploits

Dwayne Johnson starring Hercules film that just wants to be a big dumb cartoon without a brain cell in its body. This takes the interesting approach that Hercules was an ordinary man whose exploits were all down to PR

Here (2024)

Here (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
One Room Across Multiple Eras of Time

A unique experimental film from Robert Zemeckis where the camera sits in a single spot in a room and tells is story, covers across history from the dinosaurs to the present day. Based on an acclaimed graphic novel

Homunculus (2021)

Homunculus (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Can See Inner Traumas

Takashi Shimizu, the director of the Ju-on/The Grudge films, conducts an adaptation of a manga about a man who undergoes a trepanning operation and emerges able to see people’s inner traumas given symbolic expression

Howard the Duck (1986)

Howard the Duck (1986) poster
Rating:
Talking Alien Duck/Comic Book Adaptation

This adaptation of the cult Marvel comic-book from Lucasfilm should have been a classic but went tail-feathers up in a big way such that it became the term used for a film that bombs for years afterwards

Hulk (2003)

Hulk (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic Book Superhero/The Rampaging Monster Within

An early entry among the pre-MCU surge of Marvel Comics films in the early 2000s sees Ang Lee taking on The Incredible Hulk. Not Lee’s best film, this was slighted at the time but is worth reconsideration

The Hunters (2013)

The Hunters (2013) poster
Rating: ½
Quest for Fairytale Artefacts

The premise of a group of adventurers seeking artifacts from fairytales has mild possibilities but is given zero conviction by anybody involved. A sub-Indiana Jones adventure that was made as a tv pilot

I Frankenstein (2014)

I Frankenstein (2014) poster
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Frankenstein Monster's Modern-Day War with Demons

An empty-headed work that seems entirely premised around the provision of CGI effects spectacle and actively resists engagement on any other level. A spectacularly ridiculous film in almost every way

I Kill Giants (2017)

I Kill Giants (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl Believes in Giants

The title leads you to expect a variation on Jack the Giant Slayer but instead we get a very good story about a troubled girl who believes in giants. Very similar to A Monster Calls, this is carried by a fantastic performance from 15 year old Madison Wolfe

Ichi the Killer (2001)

Ichi the Killer (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Sadism and Ultra-Violence

One of the key films upon which the Takashi Miike cult is based. Miike takes a nominal Yakuza plot based on a manga where he pushes the sadism and ultra-violence to a mind-boggling extreme

The Incredible Hulk (1977)

The Incredible Hulk (1977) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Adaptation/The Rampaging Monster Within

The theatrically released pilot film for the 1970s/80s tv series based on the Marvel Comic that tells the Hulk’s origin story. This is one of the better episodes of the otherwise banal series

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

The Incredible Hulk (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Adaptation/The Rampaging Monster Within

Sequel to the Ang Lee Hulk with Edward Norton inheriting the roles of Bruce Banner. Ang Lee gave the first film a visual brio but this often seems by the numbers

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

The very first ever team-up between Marvel Comics characters on the screen in which Bill Bixby’s Hulk meets Thor. The film has a camp reputation because of its Thor who resembles a Swedish bodybuilder

The Invincible Iron Man (2007)

The Invincible Iron Man (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Marvel Comics Superhero

One of the handful of animated Marvel Comics films. This confusingly presents a different origin story to the live-action Iorn Man film, while the major villain of The Mandarin is completely mishandled

Iron Man: Rise of Technovore (2013)

Iron Man: Rise of the Technovore (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Marvel Comics Superhero

An animated Marvel films released at the same time as Iron Man Three. With action scenes that kick every Marvel animated film out of the park and lots of Marvel fanservice cameos

Iron Man Three (2013)

Iron Man Three (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

A major disappointment. Stripping the superhero of the show of his suit makes for no more than a regular action hero, while the film’s reduction of Iron Man’s No 1 villain to a cardboard threat ranks down alongside a Batsuit with nipples

It’s a Bird … It’s a Plane … It’s Superman (1975)

It’s a Bird … It’s a Plane … It’s Superman (1975) poster
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Comic-Book Superhero/Musical

This is possibly the most bizarre entry in the history of the cinematic Superman – a filmed adaptation of Superman Broadway musical. This has to be seen to be believed

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable – Chapter 1 (2017)

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable – Chapter 1 (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Manga Adaptation

The cinematic madman Takashi Miike takes on a live-action adaptation of one of Japan’s longest running mangas concerning high-school teenagers with powers and unique hairstyles

Joker (2019)

Joker (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Super-Villain

This origin story of Batman’s Joker is less epic superheroics than a mundanely grounded work about one individual’s rage against modern life and alienation that comes closest to Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver

Joker: Folie a Deux (2024)

Joker: Folie a Deux (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Super-Villain

Joker was a huge hit with Joaquin Phoenix winning an Academy Award for his role. This sequel emerged to very mixed reception, partly due to its rejection of the first film and then heading off to become a musical

Jonah Hex (2010)

Jonah Hex (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Western Comic-Book Adaptation/Supernatural Bounty Hunter

This is an adaptation of the DC comic-book character of a supernatural avenging Western gunslinger that fails to burn with the grim mood it should have

Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

Josie and the Pussycats (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Girl Rock Group's Adventures/Cartoon in Live Action

A live-action film based on the animated tv series about a girl rock band who originally appeared in Archie comics, this gets buried under its own efforts to be cutely ironic

Judge Dredd (1995)

Judge Dredd (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Adaptation/Future Law Enforcement Officer

The film adaptation of the cult comic-book looks great in terms of design but misses the comic’s satiric sense of humour and simply becomes a thudding Sylvester Stallone action vehicle

Justice League (2017)

Justice League (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Zack Snyder completes his run through DC superheroes with mixed results. The introduction of the characters works well but Snyder too readily throws established continuity out the window, while the visual dourness becomes tedious

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part One (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part One (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

An animated film adaptation of Crisis on Infinite Earths, one of the classic DC Comics titles of all time. With superhero films now obsessed with multiverses, this seems the perfect time to bring it to the screen

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Three (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Three (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The third and final part of the adaptation of DC Comics’ classic title Crisis on Infinite Earths featuring an epic battle to prevent the destruction of the multiverse

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The second part of the epic three film animated adaptation of the classic DC Comics title Crisis on Infinite Earths concerning a battle across the DC multiverse

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010)

Justice League Crisis on Two Earths (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

Second of the Bruce Timm animated films based on DC’s Justice League, this has been construed as a Mirror Universe take that pits the Justice League up against villainous versions of themselves

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The DC Comics animated version of an Avengers film where they put every superhero under their roof on screen at once, including Justice League Dark, the regular Justice League, Suicide Squad and Teen Titans

Justice League: Doom (2012)

Justice League Doom (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

A relative disappointment among the mostly excellent animated DC superhero films, this pits each member of the Justice League with a matching super-villain only who seemingly kills them off

Justice League: Gods and Monsters (2015)

Justice League Gods and Monsters (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Alternate World Justice League

An alternate world take on DC Comics characters, who are much more morally ambiguous – Superman is General Zod’s son and Batman’s role is taken by Man-Bat and is an actual vampire

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013)

Justice League The Flashpoint Paradox (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes/Alternate Timeline

A strong, intelligent DC Universe animated film set in an alternate timeline where the histories of various familiar DC characters have turned out radically different

Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)

Justice League The New Frontier (2008) poster 2
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

Animated Justice League film, which adapts a comic-book storyline that reconceived the various DC superheroes as they were back in the era of their original creation

Justice League: Throne of Atlantis (2015)

Justice League Throne of Atlantis (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

Not so much a Justice League film as an Aquaman origin film, which at least conducts a character oft regard as a DC laughing stock with suitable dignity

Justice League vs the Fatal Five (2019)

Justice League vs the Fatal Five (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

A DC Universe Original Animated Movie that introduces the Legion of Superheroes, their nemeses The Fatal Five and an assortment of new Justice League members to widen diversity

Justice Society: World War II (2021)

Justice Society: World War II (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superhero Team

The Justice Society of American was the first comic-book superhero team, bringing together all the heroes at DC Comics of the day. This is an animated film devoted to them

The Killer Condom (1996)

The Killer Condom (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Gonzo Monster Movie

Beyond the wilfully ridiculous title, this is a surprisingly entertaining and funny film that lampoons monster movies in general concerning a monstrous condom on the attack.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Spy Film/Comic-Book Adaptation

Kingsman with its parody of gentlemanliness and action movie sensibilities, was the smartest of the modern spy movie parodies. This sequel has gone to the excesses of the Roger Moore Bond films in the space of one film

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Spy Film/Comic-Book Adaptation

This rescues the spy film from the silliness of Austin Powers. The film’s sly mocking of its Englishness, with Colin Firth going into action as an impeccably mannered gentleman, along with explosive action sequences is irresistible

The Last Days of American Crime (2020)

The Last Days of American Crime (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Near-Future Heist Film/Action Film

A heist film set in a near-future USA where a group of criminals are preparing a last big caper before the activation of a mind control device that will make crime impossible

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Teamup of Characters from Victorian Fiction/Graphic Novel Adaptation

The much hated adaptation of the Alan Moore graphic novels. It is undeniable fun watching the crossover between various fictional Victorian characters, while the production design is amazing

The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

The Lego Batman Movie (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Lego Universe Superheroes

Following the success of The Lego Movie, where he was a scene-stealing supporting character, Batman gets a whole Lego film to himself. Less a Batman film than it is a parody of Batman

Li’l Abner (1959)

Li'l Abner (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Comic-Strip Adaptation/Musical

A colorful and entertainingly absurd musical adaptation of Al Capp’s popular satirically absurd comic-strip set in a parody of backwoods USA. Filled with some inspired nonsense

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1989)

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Boy's Adventures in Dreams

Anime film based on Winsor McCay’s celebrated comic strip about a boy’s adventures in dreams. Despite a script from Ray Bradbury, the film waters the comic-strip down to the formula of the modern children’s film

Man-Thing (2005)

Man-Thing (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Creature in the Swamps

The bastard child among the spate of pre-MCU Marvel Comics adaptations during the mid-2000s, a film based on their swamp-dweller that throws out most of the comic-book

Mandrake, The Magician (1939)

Mandrake The Magician (1939) poster
Rating: ★★
Serial/Comic-Book Magician Superhero

The first screen appearance of the famous newspaper comic-strip stage magician superhero in a serial adaptation that strips out all his illusion-casting abilities and reduces him to a mundane crimefighter

Mars et Avril (2012)

Mars et Avril (2012) poster
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Expedition to Mars/Future Music Making and the Meaning of It All

An impressively designed Quebecois sf film where it is it is sad to see so much artistry lavished on something completely nonsensical and utterly woolly-headed in terms of its ideas

The Mask (1994)

The Mask (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Zany Comic-Book Superhero

Comic-book adaptation featuring a ballistically OTT Jim Carrey who becomes a zany figure of chaos whenever he puts on a mask. The film has been designed to emulate cartoon physics but its lack of any grounding reality proves annoying

McDull – The Pork of Music (2012)

McDull - The Pork of Music (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Animation/Talking Animal Satire

Fifth in a popular series of satiric Hong Kong animated films. Kicks in with an amusingly sarcastic bite that resembles a Beavis and Butt-Head in its story of a talking animal children’s choir but alas by about the halfway point takes itself seriously and starts to get mawkish and sentimental

Men in Black 3 (2012)

Men in Black 3 (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Coverup Conspiracy Agency

One hardly greets the attempt to generate another entry out of this franchise with any enthusiasm. This mostly consists of tired and familiar gags, where maybe the most generous compliment you can pay is that it is better than Men in Black II was

Men in Black: International (2019)

Men in Black: International (2019) poster
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Alien Coverup Conspiracy Agency

The original Men in Black was a witty parody of alien coverup conspiracies; the sequels became slapstick films about pop-up aliens and gadgets hidden behind everyday things. This offers little that is new

Metropolis (2001)

Metropolis (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Retro Future/Android Girl

Stunning anime remake of Metropolis based on an Osasmu Tezuka. The visuals and particularly the design are overwhelming – like a Cyberpunk film set in a stylised Art Deco world

Mindgame (2004)

Mindgame (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Surrealist Anime

Anime based on an autobiographical manga that leaps off into a variety of styles and comes filled with madcap surrealistic visuals

Modesty Blaise (1966)

Modesty Blaise (1966) poster
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Female Super Thief/Comic Book Adaptation

Modesty Blaise was a classic British comic-book about a smart female thief. On screen, it is turned into a copy of the James Bond films that goes for excruciatingly over-the-top camp excess

Morbius (2022)

Morbius (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Vampire

Sony’s attempts to wring everything possible from the Spider-Man copyright in order to compete with the MCU continue with this film devoted to the Spider-Man vampire villain

MPD Psycho (2000)

MPD Psycho (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Split-Personalitied Detective vs a Body-Hopping Killer

Takashi Miike tv mini-series with a mind-bogglingly confusing plot involving a split personalitied detective, possession, a terrorist pop star and barcodes imprinted in eyeballs

My Friend Dahmer (2017)

Rating: ★★★
True-Life Serial Killer's High School Years

A film based on serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer that focuses not on his crimes but his last year of high school before he began his killing spree. Based on a graphic novel written by Dahmer’s best friend, this is a surprisingly sympathetic portrait of the extremes of social isolation

Nausicaa in the Valley of the Wind (1984)

Nausicaa in the Valley of the Wind (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Anime/Post-Holocaust Environmentalism

Hayao Miyazaki’s second film, a visually stunning work set in the aftermath of a holocaust. Miyazai’s frequent themes of pacifism and respect for the environment and run through building to a emotionally wrenching climax

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008)

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/The Children of Marvel Superheroes

Whose bright idea was it to give us kid versions of The Avengers (ostensibly their children)? While Marvel have had an unparallelled string of hits on the big screen in the 00s, their attempts to replicate the successes that rival DC have had in animation have been a dismal failure

Nick Fury, Agent of Shield (1998)

Nick Fury, Agent of Shield (1998) video cover
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics TV Pilot/Spy Adventure

Way back before Marvel Comics’ extraordinary domination of cinema screens and Samuel L. Jackson’s airing of the role, there was this tv pilot with David Hasselhoff; Although the film has a ridiculed reputation today, David S. Goyer delivers a tongue-in-cheek script filled with side-splitting one-liners

Oblivion (2013)

Oblivion (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Post-Holocaust Deserted Earth/Conceptual Breakthrough

This falls short of being a great science-fiction film by a hairs breadth. Not the big space/action film it was sold as, more a Philip K. Dickian conceptual breakthrough film that seems to have borrowed large chunks of its set-up from Moon

Officer Downe (2016)

Officer Downe (2016) poster
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Undead Cop/Graphic Novel Adaptation

Comic-book adaptation about a cop that is resurrected from the dead to take on the toughest assignments. Feels like a throwback to an 80s film like Maniac Cop or Dead Heat where the film is killed by the tiresomely cliched appropriation of the faux grindhouse aesthetic

Oldboy (2003)

Oldboy (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Imprisonment and Revenge

Electrifyingly ultra-violent film from Park Chan-wook who ably borrows from Takashi Miike. The film equally becomes a conceptual twister as the protagonist is forced to go on a reality-bending quest through his own life.