ABCs of Death 2 (2014)

ABCs of Death 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Horror Anthology

Sequel to the hit multi-director anthology has a less high-profile line-up of directors, nor hits the astonishingly perverse heights of its predecessor. As always some entries never do much but the film finds its stride in the last few episodes

The One I Love (2014)

The One I Love (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Married Couple Encounter Mysterious Doppelgangers

Going by the title you could easily dismiss this as an indie relationship drama (as I initially did) but what we instead get is a fascinatingly cryptic doppelganger film where a couple go on a retreat only to encounter idealised versions of themselves who seem intent on stealing their lives

Open Windows (2014)

Open Windows (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Internet Stalker and Surveillance Thriller

This Nacho Vigalondo film prefigured Unfriended with everything taking place on a computer screen. A far more adventurous film with a wildly entertaining plot about celebrity stalking

Ouija (2014)

Ouija (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Ouija Board Unleashes a Malevolent Spirit

Blumhouse horror film based around the Parker Brothers boardgame. Modern multiplex horror films don’t come more generic than this. On the other hand, you cannot deny that debuting director Stiles White creates some occasionally quite spooky moments, it’s just that the rest of the show comes entirely by the numbers

Over Your Dead Body (2014)

Over Your Dead Body (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Roles From a Play Haunt Their Actors' Lives

The most sustained film Takashi Miike has made in some time. In this case, he adapts Yotsuya Kaidan, the most famous of all Japanese ghost stories, which has been filmed multiple times, but rather than offer a straight telling also adds a layer where the story comes to replay itself among the actors in the play

Ow (2014)

Ow (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Alien Object

This begins fantastically well – the appearance of a mysterious alien object that paralyses everybody who looks upon it – only to take a major nosedive in its second act where we promptly realise that the filmmakers didn’t have a clue where to take the story after that

The Pact II (2014)

The Pact II (2014) poster
Rating:
Haunting and Serial Killer

The Pact was a modest and rather effective ghost story about a serial killer hiding inside the walls of a house. This seems to be straining to find some way to justify any relevance a sequel – for one, where do you go with the premise? Another killer hiding inside a different family home?

Paddington (2014)

Paddington (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Talking Bear

From the awful slapstick-heavy trailer, the prospects for this seem dismal – less Paddington Bear than a reprise of the live-action Yogi Bear. The finished result confounds expectation and the story of a small unassuming bear at large in the world comes full of considerable charm

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage Film/Possession

Less another sequel than a spinoff of the Paranormal Activity series, this takes place with Latino characters and in a whole different culture and socio-economic strata. While this gives the series a face change, everything else it feels like the shuffling of a well-worn deck of plot cards

Parasyte Part 1 (2014)

Parasyte Part I (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Body-Snatching Shapeshifting Parasites

Live-action adaptation of a manga about the war between body-snatching parasites that are capable of rearranging their host’s bodies. This plays out as a madcap version of The Thing relocated to a Japanese high school

Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Penguins of Madagascar (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animal Spy Capers

This spinoff from the Madagascar films is a lot more fun that I was anticipating – how could you dislike a film with John Malkovich as an octopus super-villain? Essentially cast as a spy parody, the film has a gonzo insanity that hits in with a manic delirium

Petals on the Wind (2014)

Petals on the Wind (2014) poster
Rating:
Flowers in the Attic Sequel

Sequel to the Lifetime channel adaptation of Virginia C. Andrews’ Flowers in the Attic. Andrews’ prolific output of Gothic melodramas are really the horror equivalent of daytime soap operas. Though marginally better, this drowns in the same stultifying blandness as its predecessor

The Pirate Fairy (2014)

The Pirate Fairy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Tinker Bell Adventure

Another of Disney’s Tinker Bell spinoff adventures. This has some slickly produced animation and does some occasionally cute pieces of fanservice that tie in to Peter Pan but is ultimately fantasy being produced for the single digit age groups

PK (2014)

PK (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Bollywood Film/Innocent Alien Visitor

Absolutely fascinating Bollywood venture into science-fiction. A comedic variant on the theme of the blankly innocent alien visitor trying to make sense of human culture, this has a daringly ambitious bite in tackling the topic of religion and delivering some sharply pointed barbs

Nuoc 2030 (2014)

Nuoc 2030 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Vietnam Flooded by Climate Change

The novelty of the world’s first Vietnamese science-fiction film set in a future where many areas are underwater as a result of climate change. Much of this is a very dull film observing the day to day life of people affected but the SF elements intrude in occasionally interesting ways

Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014)

Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Talking Aircraft

The second of Disney’s spinoffs from Pixar’s Cars films featuring talking anthropomorphic planes. Like the first film, this is amiable and occasionally cute but lightweight. This is beginning to feel like a franchise that is spinning out thinning ideas solely for its own sake

Predestination (2014)

Predestination (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Time Paradox

An exceptional time travel film, one of the best to emerge in some time. Adapted from a classic Robert Heinlein story, the pleasure of the film all comes in seeing its twists and turns come together into the most ingenious temporal paradox ever conceived

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014)

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014) poster
Rating:
Zombie Film

The zombie film of the 2010s has become marked by a search for the most bizarre and incongruous title/conceptual mash-ups. True to its promise, the film pits several WWE wrestlers up against zombies, alas the creativity begins and ends with the mild amusement of the title concept

The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

The Purge: Anarchy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Future That Permits One Night of Lawlessness

Slightly more interesting than its predecessor in that it takes the action out from gated communities into the streets, otherwise this offers just the same as The Purge – much in the way of heavy artillery and a patina of contemporary politics that have all the depth of a protest placard

Puzzle (2014)

Puzzle (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Sadism and Torture Games in a Japanese High School

This starts as a standard Japanese high school drama but takes a turn for the twisted where it doesn’t exactly venture into Saw territory but certainly somewhere that has taken inspiration from it. Alas, everything gets lost in a second half that is burdened by an excessively complicated and non-linear plot

The Pyramid (2014)

The Pyramid (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sinister Forces in an Egyptian Pyramid

A monster movie where the major distinction is that the monster is drawn from Ancient Egyptian mythology and the locale is an unearthed pyramid. The film is too conceptually slim to do much with such an interesting background but it does deliver some solid jumps

The Quiet Ones (2014)

The Quiet Ones (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Parapsychological Experiment/"True Story"

Another offering from the revived Hammer Films. Like a few films of recent, this claims to be based on a true story – a parapsychological experiment conducted in the 1970s – but throws almost every detail out the window to substitute a well-worn bag of horror tricks

Radio Free Albemuth (2014)

Radio Free Albemuth (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Philip K. Dick Adaptation/Possible Messages from Aliens

Adaptation of an autobiographical Philip K. Dick book that he wrote in an attempt to make sense of a series of bizarre hallucinations, this long-rumoured film manages, despite a low-budget, to mainline the brain-twisting nature of Dick’s writing better than any other adaptation

Reality (2014)

Reality (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Surrealism/Blurring of Dream and Fiction

A film from Quentin Dupieux that comes in a series of quirky intersecting stories where the dreams and films different characters are watching/making keeping blurring together in mind-boggling ways

[Rec]4: Apocalypse (2014)

[Rec]4 Apocalypse (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Outbreak on a Ship

The fourth film in the [Rec] series. This abandons the Found Footage look but without it, all we have is just another zombie film, nevertheless this builds to an intensively gore-drenched climax

Repentance (2014)

Repentance (2014) poster
Rating: ★½
Imprisonment Thriller

A film with identity disorder – the title and promotion makes it seem a revenge-action film only for it to conduct a number of strange doglegs and eventually arrive at a plot wherein life coach Anthony Mackie is tied up in the cellar by Forest Whitaker who feeds his inspirational lines back at him

The Nut Job (2014)

The Nut Job (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Talking Animal Heist Film

I went into this with zero expectations, expecting no more than a work of formula family entertainment and came out gently surprised. Essentially a talking cartoon animals variant on a heist plot, it does the formula likeably and with none of the relentless smart-ass cynicism of too many contemporaries

Nosferatu vs Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)

Nosferatu vs Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014) poster
Rating: ½
Nosferatu with a Laugh Track/Deliberately Bad Film

Tony Watt, who gets my nomination as the world’s worst filmmaker, does the laughtrack trick of taking a film – in this case, the original Nosferatu – and running his usual inane sound effects and excruciating bad acting over the top

RoboCop (2014)

Robocop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cyborg Cop

I have to admit despite all the bad feeling for this, I liked it. While what went on in terms of the man inside the machine was cut and dried in the original, this has been shifted to give us a “the soul of Robocop” story . Moreover, the original’s biting satire of 1980s corporations and politics has been smartly updated to tackle some big 2010s issues

Marshland (2014)

Marshland (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spanish Police Procedural/Serial Killer

A strong and tightly wound police procedural, not unreminiscent of the first season of True Detective. What makes the plot stand out is the beautifully desolate setting of the remote Spanish marshlands

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014)

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/The Wizard of Oz Sequel

Animated sequel to The Wizard of Oz that proved a charmless flop that misses the magic of the original by a mile. The familiar characters are run over with a gratingly modern sense of humour

The Lego Movie (2014)

The Lego Movie (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Adventures in the Lego Universe

How much fun can a film based around Lego characters be? A film that overflows with cleverness, wit and energy. The most fun is in the film’s creating a madcap mix-up of characters from different franchises

Let Us Prey (2014)

Let Us Prey (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Stranger/Supernatural Retribution

A rather effective effort about a Mysterious Stranger locked in a cell who proceeds to expose the dark secrets of everybody around him, before a completely whacked ending

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau (2014)

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Documentary About the Problem-Ridden Island of Dr Moreau Film

A compulsively watchable documentary about the making of the 1996 The Island of Dr Moreau and the bizarre stories of how the personalities and star egos made it into a cinematic train wreck

Lucky Bastard (2014)

Lucky Bastard (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Actor on a Porn Set Snaps

A smart and boundary pushing Found Footage film in which a regular joe wins a competition and is selected as an actor on a porn film only to be pushed to snapping point

Lucy (2014)

Lucy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Drug Grants Enhanced Intelligence and Superpowers/Action Film

Luc Besson makes a preposterously entertaining work where drug mule Scarlett Johansson develops superhuman mental capabilities – sort of if you imagine Limitless reconceived as an action film

Maleficent (2014)

Maleficent (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Prequel to Disney's Sleeping Beauty

Another in the early 2010s fad for fairytales rewritten as dark adult fantasy films – in this case, a version of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty told from the viewpoint of the witch

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Maze Runner (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Adult/Maze World/Conceptual Breakthrough Story

One of the better among the current fad for Young Adult dystopian SF works post-The Hunger Games. This dispenses with dystopian Coming of Age stories and gives us a fascinating conceptual mystery even if the answers prove underwhelming

Noah (2014)

Noah (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Biblical Legend

Darren Aronofsky’s adaptation of the Biblical legend was mired in controversy. I can only applaud his decision to defy those who claim ownership of the story and set out to make an interesting film. Yet Noah remains an epic that never seems to quite fill the screen and a human drama that never quite comes to life

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014)

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Shark vs Giant Robot Shark

Third in The Asylum’s series of Mega Shark films where they borrow the Godzilla series’ idea of Mecha-Godzilla and pit the Mega Shark against a robot copy of itself. Here the Mega Shark series is starting to approach the entertaining silliness of their Sharknado films but still flounder amid tatty effects

Mercy (2014)

Mercy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Stephen King Adaptation/Sinister Grandmother

Modestly creepy adaptation of a Stephen King short story about a boy who realises that his grandmother is a witch who made a deal with a backwoods entity

The Midnight After (2014)

The Midnight After (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Last People on Earth

Reminiscent of The Quiet Earth, this concerns a bus of people who end up in a deserted Hong Kong, The film seems unsure whether it is comedy or drama, while it creates an intriguing mystery about what is happening only to leave it unanswered in a frustratingly abrupt ending

A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2014)

A Midsummer Night's Dream (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Shakespeare Adaptation/Fairy Enchantments

A filmed version of Julie Taymor’s staging of the Shakespeare play about fairt enchantments. Forget standard interpretations, Taymor opens the play up with an extraordinary visual flair

Miss Meadows (2014)

Miss Meadows (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Perfectly Mannered and Polite Vigilante

There is an irresistible appeal to this film – Katie Holmes as a perfect, sweetly smiling Miss Manners dressed in Sunday Best who, in between correcting people’s manners and punctuation, is also a gun-toting vigilante in the best tradition of Charles Bronson

Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014)

Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Time-Travelling Dog Genius and His Son

DreamWorks animated film based on an old Rocky and Bullwinkle segment about a time-travelling genius dog and his adopted human son. This takes a relentlessly content-free approach to history that strips it down to no more than a series of giddy 3D slapstick gags for the single digit age groups

Mockingbird (2014)

Mockingbird (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/Home Invasion Thriller

Bryan Bertino who made the impressive home invasion thriller The Strangers and this was his follow-up. This was held up so long in release that its originality has been rendered everyday by others milking the Found Footage genre

The Monkey King (2014)

Rating: ★★½
Epic Chinese Legend

Enjoyably colourful and silly retelling of the classic Chinese legend. This is one Wu Xia film that leaps aboard the CGI and 3D bandwagon to create a wildly fantastical airbrushed world that comes out resembling a flying swordsman film by way of Avatar

Monsters: Dark Continent (2014)

Monsters: Dark Continent (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien-Infested War Zone

This offers the expectation of a sequel to the sleeper hit of Monsters; what we instead get is not many monsters and a film about recruits in a Middle Eastern war zone. That said, you cannot deny that what we have is an undeniably well made film

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014)

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

A surprisingly good effort to emerge from the arena of fan-made Kickstarter funded filmmaking. Essentially, a group of fans have brought their mutual love of playing Dungeons and Dragons to life but the film, while low-budgeted, places a great deal of care into the characters and building of the world

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) poster
Rating:
Museum Exhibits Come to Life

The third entry in a franchise that seems to be stretching to find anything to do with its premise beyond the first film. Everyone involved seems to have only turned up to collect a paycheque and be going through the motions in a show that entirely coasts by solely on your familiarity with the characters

90210 Shark Attack (2014)

90210 Shark Attack (2014) poster
Rating:
Shark God Curse in Beverly Hills

This has to be the single worst killer shark film ever made and quite possibly the worst film of the 2010s. A shark film set in a Beverly Hills mansion where the nearest body of water is a swimming pool and where the appearance of the shark will reduce you to tears of laughter

Rio 2 (2014)

Rio 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Talking Macaws

I hate the utterly formulaic films of Blue Sky Studios, the ones behind the endless Ice Age sequels. That said, this is one of their more enjoyable – despite a plot that is amazingly busy trying to reintroduce characters from the first film, the screen overflows with colourful exuberance

Robot Overlords (2014)

Robot Overlords (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Earth After Invasion by Alien Machines

While the title sounds like a cheesy faux B movie, this a surprisingly serious work. Taking undeniable influence from tv’s The Tripods , it is a YA work about the fight to free Earth following a machine invasion that proves far more entertaining than anything one expects of it

Last Shift (2014)

Last Shift (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunted Police Station

A ghost story that borrows quite a few touches from Assault on Precinct 13 in its tale of a haunted police station. Director Anthony DiBlasi spends his time on accumulating atmosphere with considerable effectiveness

The Well (2014)

The Well (2014) aka The Last Survivors poster
Rating: ★★½
Drought-Ridden Post-Holocaust Future

Modest variant on the post-holocaust film with the novel variant being that this is set in a drought-ridden future. The usual action movie emphasis of the genre has been toned down and an emphasis placed on the fight for survival in this world

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Transformer Robots

Are there any new creative directions that Michael Bay feels he he has to explore for a fourth Transformers film? All the Transformers beating the crap out of each other and copious mass destruction has become hard to tell one of the films from each other

The Treatment (2014)

The Treatment (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Detective Hunts Paedophile Killer

The police procedural has vanished from cinema screens this side of the 00s, although this is one Belgian example. This ventures into some very dark territory in its story of a detective who ventures into underground paedophile rings in search of a child-abducting serial killer

Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Turtle Powe: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Documentary About the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Phenomenon

Documentary charting the rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles phenomenon from independent comic-book to the animated series, toys and live-action films

Tusk (2014)

Tusk (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Surgically Transformed Into a Walrus

Really, Kevin Smith?!? A film wherein a mad lunatic transforms another man into a walrus? While you can applaud Smith’s completely out there leap off into Human Centipede territory, you feel unsure whether you should be reacting in shock or laughter at the absurdity of the premise

Unfriended (2014)

Unfriended (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Supernatural Retribution Across Social Media

One of the most unique films in some time – everything takes place across social media (chat sessions, video calls) where the cinema screen is the computer screen. A fairly average supernatural retribution story that generates reasonable tension

The Unwanted (2014)

The Unwanted (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Possible Lesbian Vampire

An interesting adaptation of the classic lesbian vampire story Carmilla. This modernises and relocates it to Middle America and plays the vampirism with a psychological ambiguity

Vampire Academy (2014)

Vampire Academy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
School for Vampires

One has zero enthusiasm for this, which has been sold as Twilight meets Harry Potter. Defying expectation, it is written with a sarcastic amusement puncturing its own seriousness and has a great performance from its leading lady, if in the end it is too weighted down by story exposition needed to set up its sequels to ever open up dramatically

V/H/S Viral (2014)

V/H/S Viral (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

Third of the V/H/S films, all horror anthologies in the Found Footage style. While the other two were fairly hit and miss, this is extremely good. Each of the four stories sits among the very best episodes among the current crop of multi-director horror anthologies

Vincent (2014)

Vincent film (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man with Superpowers

The peculiar story of a man who gains super-strength and various other powers whenever he is in water, this essentially plays out as a superhero film but in a more low key way without any costumes. Quirky, charming and rather likeably appealing

The Voices (2014)

The Voices (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Inside a Mentally Ill Man's Mind/Black Comedy

On the scale of weird movies, this is about as out there as it gets – Ryan Reynolds has conversations with his cat and dog who urge him to cut people’s heads off, which continue to talk as he keeps them in his refrigerator. A mind-bogglingly warped film and quite brilliant in its dark funniness when you work out what is going on

Wandering Rose (2014)

Wandering Rose (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Pregnancy and Possession

Neither of this film’s titles do it justice – Wandering Rose seems either about a girl who hitchhikes or is very promiscuous, while Demon Baby pushes it over into a devil pregnancy film. What we instead have is a film set in the Scottish Highlands that creates a great sense of dis-ease, even if it never fully delivers on it

The Water Diviner (2014)

The Water Diviner (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Post-World War I Drama/Magical Realism

Russell Crowe turns director and, as is the case with actors turned director, feels the need to take up an epic historical subject – the aftermath of World War I (albeit with some Magical Realist elements). Crowe wields all the epic flourish and polish, even if the film never truly moves one

Welp (2014)

Welp (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Belgian Backwoods Brutality

Belgian Backwoods Brutality effort concerning a boy scout troupe who run afoul of a mysterious feral child and hunter in the woods near their campsite. Defying many of the expectation of the genre, this provides a series of often unearthly images

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modern-Day Copycat of The Phantom Killer

Not a remake but a sequel to the cult true-crime film The Town That Dreaded Sundown with a series of copycat killings influenced by the film occurring in the present-day. Directed with a bravura stylishness that makes you jump out of your seat in joy

What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Vampire Comedy/Mockumentary

Hands down, this is the best vampire comedy ever made. An incredibly witty effort that contrasts the cliches of the genre with the mundane business of a group of vampires flatting together in New Zealand. A film that comes with sly deadpan gags packed into the corner of every frame

When Animals Dream (2014)

When Animals Dream (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Werewolf Film

Beautifully low key Danish werewolf film (even if the term is never mentioned throughout) that takes place in a tiny seaside village as a girl tries to understand her transformations, the film is quiet and often takes place in silences rather than dialogue, its horror understated with striking effect

When Marnie Was There (2014)

When Marnie Was There (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Ghost Story

A ghost story from Studio Ghibli – although rather than any Western equivalent that sets out to scare the pants off us, this is a sweetly tender story of friendship between two girls. The result more than capably approaches some of Hayao Miyazaki’s best

Where the Devil Hides (2014)

Where the Devil Hides (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Devil Child Prophecy in a Religious Cult

This is a modestly effective effort that sits just on the dividing line between interesting and cliched – the undeniably captivating premise involves an Amish-like cult dealing with a series of prophecies about devil children and killings of their number

Winter’s Tale (2014)

Winter's Tale (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Urban Fantasy/Romance/Fate and Miracles

Akiva Goldsman, a screenwriter who has laid a trail of devastation through the genre, attempts to film a classic fantasy novel that has aptly described as unfilmable, resulting in a curtailed story that works in individual scenes but is mostly a spawling patchwork of fantasy elements and a romance that never seems to spark

WolfCop (2014)

WolfCop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Werewolf Cop/Horror Comedy

Deliberately made to look like a lost 1980s/early 90s film, this has a winning concept and sets in with an appealingly sarcastic amusement. On the other hand, the film is never quite as amusing as it gives the impression it is going to be and starts to lose it in the third act

Wolves (2014)

Wolves (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf Film

Evidently intended to be a werewolf equivalent of the Star Wars saga in in its epically contorted familial struggles, this sits just between the stylish and another classic monster repackaged for the teen crowd and cast with handsome good-looking faces

The Woman in Black: Angel of Death (2014)

The Woman in Black: Angel of Death (2014) poster
Rating:
Ghost Story

A sequel to the 2012 ghost story from the revived Hammer Films, this adds precisely nothing to the original, has nothing to say and nothing in its directorial arsenal that is not a tiresomely over-cliched jump – you just ask, why was this film even made?

The Womb (2014)

The Womb (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pregnant Woman Held Prisoner

The first occasion I have had to review a horror film from Peru – a thriller about a young woman imprisoned and forced to bear a child. This is never a work that particularly reinvents the wheel, just turns out a solid and suspenseful imprisonment thriller

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014)

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Apocalypse

Australian zombie film that comes with a hyperactive fierceness and energy that reminds of early Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson. On the minus side, the zombie genre is now so creatively strip-mined that the film never offers anything original

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

It is nice to see Bryan Singer regain his form after several years lull. The plot is nothing world-shattering but it is nice to see a character-driven X-Men, while Singer delivers the superheroics with a cheer-out loud elan that most of the sequels missed by a wide margin

Young Ones (2014)

Young Ones (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Drought-Ridden Future

Not to be confused with the cult British comedy series, the anonymous title disguises an excellent film about a drought-ridden future. Less another Mad Max-inspired film than an SF version of There Will Be Blood that becomes a study in greed, ambition and the fight for resource control

Zombeavers (2014)

Zombeavers (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mutant Zombie Beavers

Gonzo killer animal and zombie films have been hugely popular in recent years – it was probably inevitable they meet. This comes with the deliriously ridiculous image of zombified human-beaver hybrids on the attack

Transcendence (2014)

Transcendence (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Scientist's Mind Uploaded Into a Machine

A film that bites off some Big Ideas from the transhumanist movement – A.I., nanotechnology, and especially Mind Upload – and fails to do anything with them except for reach for hoary cliches of Frankenstein science. A film that, despite its self-importance, ends up as only a better budgeted version of The Lawnmower Man

Tokyo Tribe (2014)

Tokyo Tribe (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Near-Future Gang Warfare

Shion Sono is a director who has gained cult acclaim in recent years. This astonishes with the brashness of his approach, set among the street gang warfare of the near future where all of the dialogue is delivered in rap. On the other hand, the film lacks the budget to sustain such energy

Rocks in My Pockets (2014)

Rocks in My Pocket (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animated Family History of Mental Illness

Forget about movie melodrama like A Beautiful Mind , this may be one of the best, most credible films about mental illness … Essentially a surreal animated family history of a Latvian animator, this distils some incredibly bleak anecdotal material with a wittily and biting incisive brilliance

Slit Mouth Woman in L.A. (2014)

Slit Mouth Woman in L.A. (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Horror Anthology

Another version of the popular figure from Japanese urban legend, which has appeared in a number of films. This is an anthology where four Japanese directors have come to L.A. to shoot a series of strictly average short horror tales, not all of which feature the Slit Mouth Woman

Rosemary’s Baby (2014)

Rosemary's Baby (2014) poster
Rating:
Satanic Impregnation

Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby was a classic film that popularised the modern interest in occult and deviltry on film; this sad remake is something that only parrots the cliches that have set in in the ensuing 46 years and clumsily mishandles all of Polanski’s comically edgy paranoia

The Rover (2014)

The Rover (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Socially Collapsed Near Future

Impressive Australian film that recalls the Mad Max films. Rather than action spectacle, this feels like Mad Max as rewritten by Cormac McCarthy wherein a collapsed future echoes a beautifully written exploration of the soul of a man in a violent world