Alienoid: Return to the Future (2024)

Alienoid: Return to the Future (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
South Korean Time-Hopping SF Action

The second part of the Korean time-hopping/alien invasion film where many of the plot strands from the extremely confusing first film are at least wrapped up

An American in Austen (2024)

An American in Austen (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Girl Transported Back Into Pride and Prejudice

A modern girl pining for the perfect man is transported back into the world of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice where she ends up disrupting the story

The American Society of Magical Negroes (2024)

The American Society of Magical Negroes (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Secret Society Designed to Ease Racial Tensions/Satire

A satiric film based on Spike Lee’s idea of the Magical Negro, an African American who exists to deliver wisdom or magical influence to white people. This gets in some deftly amusing punches at US race relations

Apocalypse Z: The Beginning of the End (2024)

Apocalypse Z: The Beginning of the End (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Outbreak

Big-budgeted Spanish-made zombie film based on a best-selling book. Very much a post-Covid depiction of the zombie apocalypse, this rehashes the familiar basics capably well

The Assessment (2024)

The Assessment (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Future Couple Undergo Assessment for a Child

An hilariously black, deadpan film set in a future as a couple undergo assessment for whether they are fit to be parents. This involves Alicia Vikander moving into the house and play-acting being a child with absolutely chaotic effect

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Afterlife Comedy

After 36 years and several abortive attempts, Tim Burton, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder reunite to make a sequel to Beetlejuice, but the essentials that fired up the young Burton now feel as they come by the numbers

Better Man (2024)

Better Man (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Rock Star Biopic with an Ape

This comes with a head-scratching premise – a biopic of pop star Robbie Williams but where Robbie is portrayed as a CGI ape. Essentially, the rock star biopic by way of one of the Planet of the Apes reboot films

Borderlands (2024)

Borderlands (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Planetary Adventure

Eli Roth adapts the popular videogame and corrals a surprisingly high-profile cast in a knockabout planetary adventure. Alas, that met a very mixed reception and was widely regarded as a bad movie

Cells At Work (2024)

Cells At Work (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Lives of Cells in a Human Body

A rather hilarious live-action manga adaptation that depicts the inner workings of the human body in terms of a series of talking blood cells. Not dissimilar to the US-made Osmosis Jones

Chain Reactions (2024)

Chain Reactions (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Documentary About The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

A documentary that interviews five people, including Stephen King and Takashi Miike, about the influence that The Texas Chain Saw Massacre had on their lives. The results are fascinating and illuminating

Cinderella’s Revenge (2024)

Cinderella's Revenge (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Version of Cinderella

A horror version of Cinderella where she gets to stab people with the glass slipper. This also features several modernisms where instead of a pumpkin coach, the fairy godmother conjures up Elon Musk to drive Cinderella to the ball in a Tesla

The Crow (2024)

The Crow (2024) poster
Rating:
Resurrected Avenger

The original The Crow is a cult classic. This long-planned remake from the perpetually terrible Rupert Sanders was an ill-advised move from every angle that gets just about everything from the mood to the conception of its character wrong

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

Deadpool and Wolverine (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes/Crossover

In his third cinematic outing, Deadpool gets into the multiverse game, creating a hilarious team-up with Wolverine and a crossover with an assortment of other cancelled Marvel franchises

Despicable Me 4 (2024)

Despicable Me 4 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic Travails of a Super-Villain

More from the world’s cuddliest super-villain and those manic ritalin-deprived kids that are the Minions. Is there are life and creativity left in a franchise that has been milked for six films now?

Destroy All Neighbors (2024)

Destroy All Neighbors (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Black Comedy/People Won’t Stay Dead

A black comedy that comes in a very broad tone concerning an ordinary man trying to record an album who accidentally kills people around him only for them to refuse to stay dead

Dune Part Two (2024)

Dune Part Two (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

The second part of Denis Villeneuve’s adaptation of Frank Herbert’s classic SF novel Dune, this delves more deeply into the world of the Fremen, although starts to diverge more from the book

Earth Abides (2024)

Earth Abides (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
After the Apocalypse

Earth Abides is a classic novel that essentially defined the theme of survival in the aftermath of the collapse of civilisation. This is a TV mini-series adaptation of the book but badly fumbles it

Easter Evil (2024)

Easter Evil (2024) poster
Rating:
Killer Easter Bunny

There have been a growing number of Easter horror films in recent years. This is perhaps the worst of them all. It concerns a killer Easter bunny and is a film that appears to have been entirely ad libbed in a hotel room

Exhuma (2024)

Exhuma (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Korean Shamanism and Exorcism

A completely wild South Korean film set among the rituals of Confucian shamanism during the attempts to relocate a coffin and exorcise a troublesome spirit

The Exorcism (2024)

The Exorcism (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possession Film on the Set of a Remake of The Exorcist

Joshua John Miller, the son of The Exorcist’s star Jason Miller, makes a film where an actor cast as the priest in a remake of The Exorcist becomes possessed. A witty and clever blend of meta reference and autobiography

Festival of the Living Dead (2024)

Festival of the Living Dead (2024) poster
Rating:
Zombie Film

The Soska Sisters made a splash on the genre scene a few years ago. Here they make a tribute/follow-up to Night of the Living Dead but produce an utterly safe work that is the antithesis of the edginess that gained them a name

Flow (2024)

Flow (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Animals on a Journey

A delightful animated film from Latvia made entirely without dialogue, following a group of animals fleeing as their territory is flooded. The winner for my top film of 2024.

Freelance (2024)

Freelance (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Editor of Snuff Movies

An Australian thriller about a girl who takes an editing job because she needs the money only to realise that what she is asked to work on are snuff movies. The film follows her descent into a dark and disturbed state of mind

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Post-Holocaust Action

45 years on, George Miller returns with a fifth entry in his Mad Max saga, a prequel to Fury Road. As to be expected from Miller, this an exhilarating action piece and makes a welcome return to his post-apocalyptic junkyard world

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024)

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Team of Spook Chasers Comedy

Follow-up to Ghostbusters: Afterlife, reuniting that film’s mix of new and classic cast. However, this becomes a plotting juggle that is often straining to find somewhere to include everyone

The Girl in the Trunk (2024)

The Girl in the Trunk (2024) poster
Rating:
Girl Imprisoned in a Car Trunk

A thriller that comes with an identical premise to the earlier Trunk about a girl who is abducted and locked inside the trunk of a car from where she tries to affect an escape from her abductor

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) poster
Rating:
Giant Monster Bash

A follow-up to Godzilla vs Kong, this tries to offer more of the same but suffers another ridiculous script. This ended up being overshadowed by the acclaim that the Japanese-made Godzilla: Minus One received

Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge (2024)

Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Version of a Fairytale

Another in the spate of horror versions of fairytales and children’s stories, this is essentially The Strangers played out with people terrorised by a group dressed as Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Hagen (2024)

Hagen (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Legend/Historical Fantasy

A new film based on the epic legend of Siegfried, which gives it a grounded historical realism and tells it in terms of the mud, moral ambiguity and backstabbing in-politicking of tv’s Game of Thrones

Handling the Undead (2024)

Handling the Undead (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Resurrected Dead

A film adapted from a book by the writer of Let the Right One In concerning the resurrected dead, this goes some way to divorce itself from the zombie film and develops its horrors with striking slow burn effect

Hell Hole (2024)

Hell Hole (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Parasitic Monster

The Adams Family have been one of the most interesting creative talents in recent years – a family who perform all the functions on their films. Here they reinvent the Alien-inspired monster movie with highly entertaining results

Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)

Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

After a disastrous reboot of the Hellboy franchise, Millennium Media get it right, employing the comic’s creator on script, taking the series into wild directions with Hellboy up against Appalachian folk horrors

Here (2024)

Here (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
One Room Across Multiple Eras of Time

A unique experimental film from Robert Zemeckis where the camera sits in a single spot in a room and tells is story, covers across history from the dinosaurs to the present day. Based on an acclaimed graphic novel

Heretic (2024)

Heretic (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Religious Imprisonment Thriller

Standout film with a very creepy Hugh Grant making two Mormon missionary girls a prisoner in his home. The script for this is so playful and audaciously challenging in its ideas that it blows you away.

Hold Your Breath (2024)

Hold Your Breath (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possibly Imagined Horrors in the Dust Bowl

This has quite a few similarities to the underrated The Wind with Sarah Paulson as a mother in the 1930s Dustbowl seeing possible supernatural figures amid the dust storms, which could just as easily be fraying sanity

Hotspring Sharkattack (2024)

Hotspring Sharkattack (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Killer Shark Film

A Japanese entry in the Gonzo Killer Shark film fad, an entertainingly demented effort with sharks invading a hot springs and emerging out of hot tubs. This has been greeted as a new cult movie

The Innsmouth School for Girls (2024)

The Innsmouth School for Girls (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

Low-budget adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Shadow Over Innsmouth about a town where the locals have become mutant fish people, which has been weirdly mashed up with a girls boarding school story

Inside Out 2 (2024)

Inside Out 2 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Pixar Animation/The Personalities Inside a Girl’s Head

Inside Out, set around the personified emotions in a girl’s head, was one of the breaths of fresh air among Pixar’s slip into terminal sequelitis during the 2010s. Now it gets its own sequel

Jackpot! (2024)

Jackpot! (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Legalised Death Lottery Comedy

This comes out like a comedy version of The Purge almost, where a future California lottery awards the winner millions if they can avoid every other person trying to kill them

Joker: Folie a Deux (2024)

Joker: Folie a Deux (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Super-Villain

Joker was a huge hit with Joaquin Phoenix winning an Academy Award for his role. This sequel emerged to very mixed reception, partly due to its rejection of the first film and then heading off to become a musical

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part One (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part One (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

An animated film adaptation of Crisis on Infinite Earths, one of the classic DC Comics titles of all time. With superhero films now obsessed with multiverses, this seems the perfect time to bring it to the screen

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Three (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Three (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The third and final part of the adaptation of DC Comics’ classic title Crisis on Infinite Earths featuring an epic battle to prevent the destruction of the multiverse

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The second part of the epic three film animated adaptation of the classic DC Comics title Crisis on Infinite Earths concerning a battle across the DC multiverse

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Planet of the Apes Sequel

A fourth entry in the Planet of the Apes reboot saga. The previous two entries hit incredible heights in terms of motion capture performances but this still a solid entry that holds up well

Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024)

Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Animal Martial Arts

The fourth entry in DreamWorks popular animated series, which by now is just another entry in the series that is coasting by on recognition factor, while offering minimal difference

The Life and Deaths of Christopher Lee (2024)

The Life and Deaths of Christopher Lee (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Christopher Lee Documentary

A documentary about horror legend Christopher Lee covering his life and principal films. Supposedly narrated by Lee who is represented by a voice imitator and animation

The Lonely Man with the Ghost Machine (2024)

The Lonely Man with the Ghost Machine (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Last Man on Earth

Graham Skipper directs/writes/stars in a film about the last man on Earth trying to bring his wife’s ghost back from the dead while beset by an entity that has devoured the rest of humanity and just wants to be his friend

Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger (2024)

Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Genre Directors Documentary

Martin Scorsese produces and narrates a documentary about the directing team of Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger who made some of the most exquisite colour films of the Wartime era