Fright Night (1985)

Fright Night (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Next Door Neighbour

Slick well made film that successfully transplants the vampire to modern suburbia. Made with a top-drawer arsenal of effects, including taking a leaf from An American Werewolf in London and showing a detailed man into bat transformation

Freaky Friday (1976)

Freaky Friday (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mother-Daughter Bodyswap Comedy

The original version of the Disney live-action comedy with mother Barbara Harris and a young Jodie Foster as her daughter who swap bodies for one day. The performances are hilarious and this is filled with witty deadpan gags

The Fog (2005)

The Fog (2005) poster
Rating: ½
Vengeful Ghosts

One of the worst among the 2000s fad for remakes of 70s/80s horror films. John Carpenter’s 1980 original has been transformed into a teen horror film where the spookiness collapses into frequently ridiculous shock effects

Flying Swords of Dragon Gate (2011)

Flying Swords of Dragon Gate (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Flying Swordsmen/Wu Xia Film

Tsui Hark, a key figure of the modern Wu Xia cycle, makes a lushly extravagant, Chinese-backed flying swordsman epic. Featuring a wide canvas of characters who come together in a series of very entertaining playoffs

The Fly (1986)

The Fly (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Teleporter Accident/Human-Fly Mixup

David Cronenberg remakes the 1958 film, transforming its improbable scenario into a fascinating study of biological transformation with Jeff Goldblum genetically mutating into a fly hybrid. Kafka’s Metamorphosis with a lot more slime.

The Fly (1958)

The Fly (1958) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Teleporter Accident/Human-Fly Mixup

A teleporter accident causes a scientist to swap head and arm with a fly. This requires you to suspend believability but is otherwise one of the classic monster movies of the era. Several sequels and a remake followed.

Flatliners (2017)

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Rating:
Exploring the Afterlife/Haunting

Another remake we never asked for. Considering that this had the entire CGI revolution to conceive of the afterlife journey and merely has to top Joel Schumacher, it is amazing how dull and uninteresting this emerges as

Flatliners (1990)

Flatliners (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Exploring the Afterlife/Haunting

A film about med students stopping their hearts so as to explore the afterlife. This aims for big ideas but befalls director Joel Schumacher who delivers pretty visuals but finds nothing any more profound than a figurative group hug

Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe (1940)

Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial/Space Opera

The third of the Flash Gordon serials, not quite at the heights of the previous two but with a colour and exoticism that was head and shoulders above the other serials of the era

Flash Gordon (1936)

Flash Gordon (1936) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Serial/Space Opera

The original and greatest of all SF serial adventures and a huge influence on George Lucas. Despite the primitive effects, this still has a marvellously rousing imagination that stands up today. Two serial sequels followed

Firestarter (2022)

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Rating:
Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

One of Stephen King’s best books is given a new film workover by Blumhouse. Keith Thomas made a standout directorial debut with The Vigil, but this is a disaster, one of the worst of all King adaptations

Firestarter (1984)

Firestarter (1984) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

The adaptation of the Stephen King novel with Drew Barrymore giving a fantastic performance as a young girl with pyrokinetic powers on the run as she is hunted by a sinister government agency

Final Cut (2022)

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Rating: ★★
Zombies on a Zombie Film Set Comedy

One Cut of the Dead was one of the freshest takes on the overworked zombie film in recent years. Here Academy Award-winning director Michel Hazanavicius conducts a French remake but misses the mark

The Eye (2002)

The Eye (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Woman Sees the Dead

Thailand’s Pang Brothers proved themselves some of the best horror directors in the world with this eerie film in which a woman starts to see the dead after receiving corneal implants. Several sequels and an English-language remake followed

The Evil Dead (1981)

The Evil Dead (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Backwoods Possession/Splatter Comedy

Ferociously paced low-budget hit that put the names of Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell on the map. What made the film a cult hit was Raimi’s full tilt pace and entertainingly over-the-top splatter effects

Escape to Witch Mountain (1975)

Escape to Witch Mountain (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
Psi-Powered Alien Children/Disney Film

Disney live-action film with two psi-powered kids on the run. A popular hit that seems to have been mostly construed around a series of novelty effects set-pieces

Edge of Darkness (2010)

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Nuclear Conspiracy Thriller/TV Series Remake

A film remake of one of the great tv series of the 1980s. A complete betrayal by the original’s director Martin Campbell that strips all the politics and simply makes it into a Mel Gibson revenge film

Edge of Darkness (1985)

Edge of Darkness (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Nuclear Power/Environmental Thriller

One of the great tv series of the 1980s, a powerful and incisive snapshot of Thatcherite England, the backroom politics of the nuclear power industry and the environmentalist movement. A brilliantly written show featuring great performances

The Echo (2004)

The Echo (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Asian Ghost Story

Filipino ghost story inspired by The Ring and Ju-on films that generates a reasonable haunted atmosphere in its story about mysterious happenings in an apartment building. This later underwent an English-language remake

Dr M (1990)

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Mind-Controlling Criminal Mastermind

Claude Chabrol updates Fritz Lang super-villain Dr Mabuse to a millennial West Berlin where Alan Bates is a tv mogul who masterminds a mass suicide cult via messages hidden inside advertising

Down to Earth (2001)

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Rating: ★★
Afterlife Mixup/Race Reversal Comedy

Remake of Heaven Can Wait/Here Comes Mr Jordan as a vehicle for comedian Chris Rock where the heavenly body mix-up now becomes about a black man ending up in a white man’s body

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2011)

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Rating: ★★
House of Goblins

Guillermo Del Toro produced cinematic remake of a 1970s tv movie, this creates a good deal of creepy mood and atmosphere with Katie Holmes as a mother who finds goblins in the cellar, but never pushes any of it in a way that jolts audiences in their seats

Dr Dolittle (1998)

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Rating:
Doctor That Can Speak to Animals

Complete and utter bastardisation of Hugh Lofting’s charming Doctor Dolittle stories, which are turned into a modern comedy with Eddie Murphy and talking animals doing lots of pee and poop jokes

Doctor Dolittle (1967)

Doctor Dolittle (1967) poster
Rating: ★★
Doctor That Can Speak to Animals/Musical

This gets the nonsensical absurdity of the original Doctor Dolittle stories far more than the Eddie Murphy version. On the other hand, this was the era of Mary Poppins and this is made as a lumbering musical

Ditto (2000)

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Rating: ★★½
Cross-Time Radio Communication

A South Korean film that came out around the same time as Frequency and has an almost identical premise about two people who start talking by radio while separated in time by twenty years.

Diabolik (2021)

Diabolik (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Masked Super-Thief/Comic-Book Adaptation

A remake of the great and underrated film and Italian comic-book about a masked super-thief who constantly outwits the authorities, this comes with style and wit to spare and strikes the note perfectly

The Devil in Miss Jones (1973)

The Devil in Miss Jones (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Porn Film/Woman Returns from Hell to Experience Lust

Classic 1970s porn film about a spinster condemned to Hell who is sent back to the world to experience the lusts of the flesh. Made back at a time when the people involved seemed to care about making a good film as well

Death Wish (2018)

Rating:
Vigilante Film

Eli Roth’s remake of the classic Charles Bronson vigilante film is an ugly affair. In an era where school shooting are a weekly scourge in the US, do we really need another fantasy about one man becoming empowered and sorting things out with a gun?

Death Takes a Holiday (1934)

Death Takes a Holiday (1934) poster
Rating: ★★★
Death Takes on Human Form

Classic fantasy film in which Death takes human form to visit a party and experience the human condition. Frederic March gives us Death as a comically eccentric outsider and the film has some great moments of imagination

Death Race 2000 (1975)

Death Race 2000 (1975) poster
Rating: ★★★
Future Road Race/Black Comedy

Satiric hit produced by Roger Corman, a spoof of Rollerball, with David Carradine as a driver in a futuristic road race where points are won by running down pedestrians. Also featuring a young unknown Sylvester Stallone

The Dead Zone (1983)

The Dead Zone (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★
Clairvoyance/Stephen King Adaptation

David Cronenberg adapts a Stephen King novel with Christopher Walken waking from a coma with clairvoyant abilities. An okay film if one that lacks the personal intensity and rich themes of Cronenberg’s original works

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alien Visitor

A classic of the 1950s Golden Age of SF, featuring Michael Rennie as an alien visitor film who comes to make a warning about the need to make peace. This stands at the start of the Atomic Age with a stark urgency

Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018)

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Rating:
Zombies

One of a growing industry of zombie films that leech off the George Romero name. This remakes Romero’s Day of the Dead, which means it cherry picks key elements and rearranges them in a different way but lacks everything else that Romero offered

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Dawn of the Dead (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies

Zack Snyder debuts with a remake of the cult George Romero film. While this has a bigger budget, it is missing is the satire and gore-drenched effects that made the original memorable. This inspired the mid-2000s zombie film revival

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Dawn of the Dead (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Zombies

George Romero’s successor to his cult hit of Night of the Living Dead. Romero creates a very different film, one that takes place in a mall and comes with a level of droll satire. A bigger budget allows him to push things to gore-drenched extremes

Dark Water (2002)

Dark Water (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Japanese Ghost Story/Haunted Apartment

Hideo Nakata made the highly influential Ringu but his other films have been uneven. This ghost story is one of his few follow-ups that comes near recapturing the same uncanny mood

Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966)

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Rating:
Mad Scientist in the Bayous

Larry Buchanan was a director whose output rivalled Edward D. Wood Jr in quality. This film about an expedition into the bayous encountering a mad scientist creating human-crocodile hybrids registers fairly poorly on most counts

The Crow (2024)

The Crow (2024) poster
Rating:
Resurrected Avenger

The original The Crow is a cult classic. This long-planned remake from the perpetually terrible Rupert Sanders was an ill-advised move from every angle that gets just about everything from the mood to the conception of its character wrong

The Crow (1994)

The Crow (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Resurrected Avenger/Graphic Novel Adaptation

Overshadowed by the tragedy of star Brandon Lee’s death on set, this is a beautifully dark and glistening Gothic tale of a murdered youth revived from the dead to attain vengeance against his killers. Several lesser sequels followed

The Crazies (2010)

The Crazies (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Madness Inducing Biospill

George Romero’s underrated classic gets a makeover amid the 00/10s fad for remakes of 70s/80s horror films. Alas, Romero’s modest classic about a madness-inducing biospill has a big-budget thrown to emerge as just another zombie film

The Crazies (1973)

The Crazies (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Madness Inducing Biospill

George Romero’s most underrated film, filled with disturbing images as the population of a town are driven crazy by a bio-weapon spill The first and also the best of a number films on the theme of outbreaks of mass insanity

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1969)

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Rating: ★★
Teen With a Computer Brain/Disney Comedy

One of a spate of Disney live-action comedies that was successful enough that it spawned two sequels. A young Kurt Russell is a college student who gets the contents of a computer accidentally transferred into his head

Coma (2012)

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Rating:
Medical Conspiracy Thriller

TV mini-series remake of the Michael Crichton medical thriller that pointlessly changes and over-extrudes a tight and effective original, while director Mikael Salomon adds absurd red herrings and keys away major surprises well in advance

Clash of the Titans (1981)

Clash of the Titans (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

This would be the last of the films made by stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen where he turns his creations towards conducting another Greek Mythology adventure. With an all-star cast playing the Greek gods.

A Chinese Ghost Story (2011)

A Chinese Ghost Story (2011) poster
Rating:
Chinese Supernatural Fantasy/Ghost Romance

A Chinese Ghost Story was one of the greatest Hong Kong fantasy films; this remake gets everything wrong. The aerial combat scenes are replaced by CGI, the characters rewritten and the Buddhist elements eliminated

A Chinese Ghost Story (1987)

A Chinese Ghost Story (1987 ) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Hong Kong Supernatural Fantasy/Ghost Romance

My introduction to Wu Xia – imagine some vision of Kwaidan as directed by Sam Raimi, filled with sensationally beautiful and out of this world imagery and completely nutsoid fantastical battles with ghosts and demons

Child’s Play (2019)

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Rating:
Evil Artificially Intelligent Doll

The controversial remake of Child’s Play where Chucky is no longer possessed but become an artificially intelligent smart toy. This seems to misconstrues everything that the fanbase of the series celebrates by a mile

Children of the Corn (2009)

Children of the Corn (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

This remake of the Stephen King short story (this time with a script from King himself) is a much better film than the earlier 1984 version or any of its numerous sequels

Children of the Corn (1984)

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Rating:
Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

A fifteen page Stephen King story about a patricidal child cult has spawned this film, nine sequels and a remake. Not a very good film, this is stuck with padding a very slight original out to a full-length film

Charlotte’s Web (1973)

Charlotte's Web (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Talking Barnyard Animals

A classic animated film. A delightful film about a young pig that seeks to change his fate and gets aid from a spider that can spell. A theatrical outing for Hanna-Barbera, creator of tv’s The Flintstones et al

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Children's Film/Fantastical Candy Factory

Tim Burton’s remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a peculiarly lifeless confection that fails to find any of the zaniness of the original, something that one would have thought would have been Burton’s forte

Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)

Cat Women of the Moon (1953) poster
Rating:
All-Female Lunar Society/Classic Bad Movie

Classic bad movie in which astronauts land on The Moon and encounter an all-female society. Some really datedly war of the sexes politics play out amid the laughably impoverished sets and effects

Cat People (1982)

Cat People (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Human-Feline Transformation

The remake of Cat People. In the hands of Paul Schrader, all the ambiguity is made overt and the film becomes one of Schrader’s allegories for tormented sexuality. On its own terms, this is an often smoulderingly sensual work

Cat People (1942)

Cat People (1942) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Human-Feline Transformation/Psychological Ambiguity

Val Lewton’s classic work of psychological ambiguity about a woman who believes she is turning into a panther. Lewton’s ingenuity was to leave the actuality of the monster one that was merely suggested

The Cat and the Canary (1939)

The Cat and the Canary (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★
Old Dark House Comedy

The classic Bob Hope comedy version of the Old Dark House play. Probably overrated, this has a creaky affected atmosphere and laughs but fails to hold a candle to the far superior and more stylish silent version

The Cat and the Canary (1927)

The Cat and the Canary (1927) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Old Dark House Thriller

The film that defined the Old Dark House genre with spooky thrills as people are stalked around a big mansion. Expatriate German director Paul Leni brings an extraordinarily sophisticated arsenal of visual tricks to bear

Carrie (2013)

Carrie (2013) poster
Rating:
Telekinetic Teen's Revenge/Stephen King Remake

Another pointless 70s remake that replicates the 1976 Carrie almost scene for scene but misconstrues the material by a mile. Crucially, it comes without the sensational casting that made the original, nor a Brian De Palma at the helm

Carrie (2002)

Carrie (2002) poste
Rating: ★★
Telekinetic Teen's Revenge/Stephen King Adaptation

TV mini-series remake of the Stephen King novel, which restores many aspects of the book not in the 1976 film. Unfortunately, Brian De Palma has been replaced by a tv director who regards it as just another assignment

Carrie (1976)

Carrie (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Telekinetic Teen's Revenge/Stephen King Adaptation

The very first Stephen King adaptation, a hit that made King’s name. Brian De Palma directs with flamboyant visuals that make you gasp but the film would be nothing without its amazing central performances from Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie

Carnival of Souls (1998)

Carnival of Souls (1998) poster
Rating:
Haunting and Hallucination

Carnival of Souls was rediscovered as a cult classic in the 1980s. Then there was this remake that misses all of the haunted mood of the original in favour of makeup effects jumps and reality blurrings that make no sense

Carnival of Souls (1962)

Carnival of Souls (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Haunting/Deathdream

Classic film that has gained a cult reputation, this creates a superbly eerie and haunted atmosphere as a woman moves to a new town and finds herself surrounded by mysterious figures

Cape Fear (1991)

Cape Fear (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★
Ex-Con's Revenge Thriller

Martin Scorsese remakes the classic thriller with Robert De Niro playing the ex-con seeking revenge against his lawyer. Scorsese makes the morality more ambiguous and bring out tensions within the family

Cape Fear (1962)

Cape Fear (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Ex-Con's Revenge Thriller

Classic psycho-thriller with Robert Mitchum (who was never better) as an ex-con determined to take revenge against lawyer Gregory Peck. Stark and superbly sustained psychological suspense

The Caller (2011)

The Caller (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Phone Calls Across Time

A horror version of Frequency where Rachelle Lefevre has phone conversations across time with a disturbed woman who then starts causing people to disappear and altering the timeline. Cleverly told and with some chilling twists

The Call (2020)

The Call (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Phone Calls Across Time

A South Korean film that remakes The Caller about a girl who finds she can make phone calls across time to another woman only to find that the caller is a psychopath who begins to wreak havoc with her timeline

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005)

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
German Expressionism Remake

A remake of the silent German Expressionist classic that replicates the unique look and sets. Interesting, although it now emerges more like a film noir with artistic pretensions than the avant garde work the original was

The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1919)

The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1919) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Sinister Hypnotist/German Expressionism

Classic film that was groundbreaking for its designs – all distorted and angular sets, exaggerated shadows – that became defined as German Expressionism and its tale of a sinister hypnotist

Cabin Fever (2016)

Cabin Fever (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Backwoods Horror/Deadly Infection

A remake of Eli Roth’s first film? Why, given that the original only came out 14 years ago, is anybody’s guess. This literally recycles the original’s script but is deaf to its sarcastic humour of the original

Cabin Fever (2002)

Cabin Fever (2002) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Horror/Deadly Infection

The first film from Eli Roth, which proved a solid hit, one that gets back to gore-drenched horror basics. Not quite the classic it was acclaimed but delivers the goods and with a strong dose of wryly sarcastic humour

A Bucket of Blood (1995)

A Bucket of Blood (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Murderous Artist

Roger Corman’s original A Bucket of Blood is a cult black comedy starring Dick Miller a nerdy wannabe who is acclaimed after passing dead bodies off as works of art. Here it was remade with Anthony Michael Hall inheriting the role of Walter Paisley

A Bucket of Blood (1959)

A Bucket of Blood (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★
Murderous Beatnik Artist/Black Comedy

A quirky low-budget black comedy from cult B movie director Roger Corman with Dick Miller as a wannabe who suddenly receives artistic acclaim when he exhibits dead bodies in plaster as works of art

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979)

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera/Man Unfrozen in the Future

In the aftermath of Star Wars, the comic-book/serial hero was revived in this heavily Star Wars influenced remake that was released theatrically and then served as the pilot of a tv series

Body Snatchers (1993)

Body Snatchers (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Invasion of the Body Snatchers Remake

Abel Ferrara’s remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers is an overlooked film that settles in with an undeniable creepiness that is just as effective as the earlier versions. The metaphor for the pod people is more diffuse in this one but that does not mitigate the film’s effect