Wrong (2012)

Wrong (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Surrealism

Quentin Dupieux’s follow-up to the hilariously culty Rubber, an absurdist film about a man setting out to find his missing dog. You keep expecting something as mind-bendingly hilarious as Rubber but this is more of a mild amusement in the David Lynch-ian deadpan surrealist vein

The Woman in the Fifth (2011)

The Woman in the Fifth (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Femme Fatale

European arthouse film that feels like it should have been a horror film. This starts well but when it veers into genre territory, its big twist has been done by too many genre films of recent and holds nothing interesting in its treatment

With a Friend Like Harry (2000)

With a Friend Like Harry (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sinister Houseguest

French psycho-thriller where Sergi Lopez gives an unnervingly charming performance as a psychopathic schoolfriend who inserts himself into Laurent Lucas’s life

Weekend (1967)

Weekend (1967) poster
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French New Wave/Downfall of Civilisation

Jean-Luc Godard’s classic of the French New Wave where a couple’s journey into the countryside for the weekend becomes increasingly more surreal and anarchic

The Warriors Gate (2016)

The Warrior's Gate (2016) poster
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Videogamer Transported to Ancient China

Luc Besson written/produced effort where a videogamer kid is transported to Ancient China. A blatant copy of The Forbidden Kingdom that manages to be fundamentally implausible on every level and one of the worst attempts to pander to the Chinese box-office

Viva La Muerte (1971)

Viva La Muerta (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Sadism and Surrealism

Obscure film in which director Fernando Arrabal depicts a series of vignettes from his childhood depicting the sadism and cruelty of the Spanish Fascists

The Visitor from the Future (2022)

The Visitor from the Future (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Travel Comedy

A French film about a time traveller come to prevent the catastrophic explosion of a nuclear power plant. A low expectation film that turns out to be a comedy that sparkles with wit and inventivity

Vincent (2014)

Vincent film (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man with Superpowers

The peculiar story of a man who gains super-strength and various other powers whenever he is in water, this essentially plays out as a superhero film but in a more low key way without any costumes. Quirky, charming and rather likeably appealing

Vidocq (2001)

Vidocq (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dark Historical Fantasy

A film based on the real-life figure of Francois Vidocq, who became the world’s first detective, which the film uses as the stepping off point to create an exquisite dark fantasy

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Space Opera/Comic-Book Adaptation

It was a box-office bomb but this is one of the most breathtaking and completely designed SF work to ever cross the screen. In terms of effects, sets and costuming, Luc Besson gives us a work that is an overwhelming treat for the eyes

Under the Rainbow (2013)

Under the Rainbow (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Romantic Comedy/Modernised Fairytales

No relation to the disastrous Chevy Chase film, a French romantic comedy that has modernised retellings of various fairytales wound into the plot, often being deflated or turned on their head

U (2006)

U (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animal Frolics

A likeable and colourful French animated film

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976)

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Character

Animated film based on the popular comic-books co-directed by the comic-book’s creators René Goscinny and Albert Uderzo,. This is disappointingly weak animation that substitutes slapstick cartoon gags for the comic’s more sophisticated humour

The Triplets of Belleville (2003)

The Triplets of Belleville (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Animation

Splendidly original and completely off the wall work of stylised animation from Sylvain Chomet

A Trip to the Moon (1902)

A Trip to the Moon (1902) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Expedition to the Moon/Comedy

Often misidentified as the first science-fiction film, Georges Melies’s short is a whimsy involving comedic exploits on the Lunar surface. Hardly serious as SF but an undeniably iconic work made with enormous sophistication for the day

The Trial (1962)

The Trial (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Bureaucratic Nightmare World/Kafka Adaptation

Orson Welles’s adaptation of the Frank Kafka novel about a man caught in a nightmare bureaucracy is one of the most visually stunning black-and-white films ever shot

Tintin and the Lake of Sharks (1972)

Tintin and the Lake of Sharks (1972) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Character/Animation

Animated adaptation of the Tintin character that gets the look and details of the characters just right but is ruined by bad dubbing of some of the voice parts and allowing a slapstick element to take over

Time of the Wolf (2003)

Time of the Wolf (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Social Collapse

Michael Haneke has risen to great acclaim in recent years; this is one of his earlier works – a slow Tarkovsky-esque work that seems set in a future that is collapsing at the edges. Haneke is a fascinating talent but this is a bit too vague and well free of anything actually happening for me

The Time Masters (1982)

The Time Masters (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Planetary Adventure

Rene Laloux, the animator who made Fantastic Planet, collaborates with cult fantasy artist Moebius and the result is a planetary adventure filled with trippily exotic backgrounds and creatures

They Came Back (2004)

They Came Back (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
The Dead Return to Life

A French zombie film that is about as far removed from a zombie film as it possible to get – the dead inexplicably return to life not to eat the flesh of the living but calm and detached where society’s problem is how to let them return to their previous lives

Them (2006)

Them (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Home Assault

French horror film that generates a reasonable level of tension as a couple are attacked in their home by mysterious strangers

The Theatre Bizarre (2011)

The Theatre Bizarre (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

A horror anthology featuring episodes from seven different directors. As with other anthologies, the episodes vary in quality, ranging between the so-so, the mostly quite good and one standout segment

The Testament of Orpheus (1960)

The Testament of Orpheus (1960) poster
Rating: ★★★★
French Existentialism/Meta-Fictional Autobiography

Jean Cocteau’s follow-up to his earlier Orpheus becomes an opportunity where Cocteau makes an autobiographical films, revisiting his own life and works

The Testament of Dr Cordelier (1959)

The Testament of Dr Cordelier (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde Adaptation

Jean Renoir is considered one of the greatest of all film directors – this is his only venture into genre material, a version of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Though Renoir seems disinterested in making a horror film, he offers up the most faithful interpretation of the story on screen to date

Terra Incognita 1901 (2024)

Terra Incognita 1901 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Steampunk Adventure

A very nicely animated French Steampunk film about an expedition aboard a steam airship to explore the secret entrance to an underground world in the Antarctic. A computer animated film all made by one person.

Tender Dracula (1974)

Tender Dracula (1974) poster
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Comedy About a Horror Actor

An obscure French comedy in which Peter Cushing plays a vampire or more correctly plays a horror actor used to playing vampires. Assorted extremely unfunny shenanigans running around his castle ensue

The Tenant (1976)

The Tenant (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Apartment Block Paranoia/Identity Exchange

One of Roman Polanski’s least recognised films in which he both directs and plays the lead as a mousy man driven to a state of paranoia and the point he loses his identity by the neighbours in a Parisian apartment building

The Tall Man (2012)

The Tall Man (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Child Abducting Boogeymen/Conceptual Reversal Twister

Pascal Laugier returns with this fascinating effort about a small town subject to child abductions by a possible boogieman. A film that is as blatantly manipulative as it is ingenious in its way-out twists and turns where everything we assume is going on at the outset is eventually turned completely on its head

Tales of Mystery and Imagination (1968)

Tales of Mystery and Imagination (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★
Edgar Allan Poe Anthology

Trilogy of Edgar Allan Poe tales from three European directors. Roger Vadim’s opening episode drags but both Louis Malle and Federico Fellini deliver standout works in their respective segments

The Swarm (2020)

The Swarm (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Woman’s Obsession with Raising Killer Locusts

Not the classic Irwin Allen bad movie but a work of disturbed psychology about a woman who develops an unhealthy obsession with feeding locusts blood and turning them into a killer swarm

Survive (2024)

Survive (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Catastrophic Reversal of the Earth’s Poles

A French catastrophe film where the Earth’s poles abruptly reverse, transforming what was ocean into a desert. A survival film that is based on a premise that is fundamentally scientifically absurd

The Suicide Shop (2012)

The Suicide Shop (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Black Comedy

French animated film that is about as far from children’s entertainment as it is possible to get – a mordantly dark comedy that operates in similar territory to The Addams Family in its tale of a family that operates a shop selling items of despatch to the suicidally minded

Spermula (1976)

Spermula (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Erotica/Women Alien Visitors

Rather of an oddity – a French adult film about women from the future that in the aftermath of Star Wars was re-edited to become a film about alien women visitors come to kill off the human species via sex. Often directed with an artiness that proves far more than you expect

The Soul Eater (2024)

The Soul Eater (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Police Procedural/Folk Boogeyman Killings

A French police procedural where detectives are plunged into a series of bizarre murders involving a child sacrifice cult and a folk boogeyman. From the directorial duo who started the whole French Extremism movement with Inside

Snow White (2009)

Snow White (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fairy-Tale Ballet Adaptation

An amazing reinterpretation of the classical fairytale as modern ballet for adults. This does amazing things to reinvent the original and is visually extraordinary

The Sleeping Beauty (2010)

The Sleeping Beauty (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale

Catherine Breillat, a director usually known for tackling issues of female sexuality, adapts the classic fairytale in a muddled effort that singularly fails to fly either as fairytale or deconstruction

Saint Ange (2004)

Saint Ange (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
French Ghost Story

The first film from Pascal Laugier who has emerged as a leading French horror director since, a ghost story set at a girl’s boarding school, Laugier does produce some eerie jumps but the script is a frustrating tangle of narrative loose ends

Rubber (2010)

Rubber (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Killer Car Tire/Meta-Fictional Monster Movie Parody

The best killer car tire film ever – a monster movie spoof wound in so many layers of meta-fiction that it is positively side-splitting. The smartest and funniest monster movie in ages

The Room (2019)

The Room (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★½
House With a Room That Answers Wishes

Not to be confused with Tommy Wiseau’s bad movie classic. This comes from Christian Volckman who made an impressive debut a few years ago with the animated Cyberpunk film Renaissance. Moving to live-action, this creates an air of unspeakable dread as a couple buy a house that has a hidden room that can manifest anything they wish for

Requiem for a Vampire (1972)

Requiem for a Vampire (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Arty Vampire Erotica

The fourth of the works of arty vampire erotica from cult director Jean Rollin. Rollin has discovered more in the way of plot by this point, while the film has a beautifully dreamy fairytale-like quality

Reality (2014)

Reality (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Surrealism/Blurring of Dream and Fiction

A film from Quentin Dupieux that comes in a series of quirky intersecting stories where the dreams and films different characters are watching/making keeping blurring together in mind-boggling ways

Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan (2011)

Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Ray Harryhausen Documentary

A documentary devoted to the life and films of stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen whose films, which include the Sinbad films and Jason and the Argonauts, have gained a cult following

The Rape of the Vampire (1968)

The Rape of the Vampire (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
Arty Vampire Erotica

Director Jean Rollin gained a cult following with his erotically fetishised, strikingly poetic vampire films, of which this was the first. Viewing the film today, one has more than a few problems with the title

Quest for Fire (1981)

Quest for Fire (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Prehistory/Caveman Adventure

Beautifully shot directorial debut from Jean-Jacques Annaud that sets out to dispel all the cinematic cliches about cavemen and dinosaurs and offers up an anthropologically realistic prehistoric film

The Pyramid (2014)

The Pyramid (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sinister Forces in an Egyptian Pyramid

A monster movie where the major distinction is that the monster is drawn from Ancient Egyptian mythology and the locale is an unearthed pyramid. The film is too conceptually slim to do much with such an interesting background but it does deliver some solid jumps

A Pure Formality (1994)

A Pure Formality (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Police Interrogation/Deathdream

Gerard Depardieu is being interrogated by police inspector Roman Polanski over a murder he cannot remember. Solid, well constructed drama that is turned on its head with a surprise ending

The Prodigies (2011)

The Prodigies (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Psychic Powered Kids Go Amok

French animated film about a group of kids with psychic powers going amok. Is okay at what it does but had much of its thunder stolen by the more recent and more spectacular Chronicle

The Prize of Peril (1983)

The Prize of Peril (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★
Future Human Hunting TV Gameshow

French film about a tv gameshow where contestants are pursued by armed hunters. Much of this was copied by the subsequent The Running Man but this conducted the idea first and better

Princess of the Sun (2007)

Princess of the Sun (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Ancient Egypt Adventure/Animation

Very nicely made French animated film based around the daughter of the pharaoh Akhenaton

Princes and Princesses (1999)

Princes and Princesses (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animated Fairytale Anthology

From Kirikou director Michel Ocelot, an anthology of animated fairytales that prove quite delightful

The Plague (1992)

The Plague (1992) poster
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Plague Outbreak/Albert Camus Adaptation

An incredibly dull version of Albert Camus’s novel about a city infected by plague. Camus wrote the original as an allegory for the Nazi occupation of France but this talks itself to death

Pesticide (1978)

Pesticide (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Zombie Film

One of the films from cult director Jean Rollin. This is a zombie film, clearly influenced by Night of the Living Dead, but with a uniquely French spin – the zombies are caused by drinking toxic wine

Personal Shopper (2016)

Personal Shopper (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Possible Ghost Story/Mystery Texter

Olivier Assayas’s high-profile but wildly critically divided work feels as though it has several competing plots circling around Kristen Stewart – a ghost story, one about a mystery texter and briefly a murder mystery – which feel incomplete and unfinished and only maybe intersecting with one another

Outside Satan (2011)

Outside Satan (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Ambiguous Miraculous Visitor

In the vein of Pasolini’s Teorema, French director Bruno Dumont makes a film about an ambiguous visitor who may be capable of miracles. Slow, very opaque but eventually rewarding

1, 2, 3, Whiteout: The End of the Light Age (2007)

1, 2, 3, Whiteout End of the Light Age (2007) poster
Rating:
Experimental Film/Future Thought Experiments

Baffling SF film that lacks anything resembling a plot and seems mostly an experimental film about showing pretty light patterns

An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge (1961)

An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Deathdream

Famous short film adaptation of an Ambrose Bierce short story that patented the twist ending in which someone discovers that have been dead all along

The Ninth Gate (1999)

The Ninth Gate (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★
Quest for Occult Tome

Roman Polanski makes a return to Rosemary’s Baby territory in this work with Johnny Depp as a rare book collector on the trail of an occult tome. Polanski great a great sense of sinister forces surrounding Depp but the film reaches an unsatisfying ending

The Night Eats the World (2018)

The Night Eats the World (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Zombie Film

The zombie genre has become creatively overused and exhausted in recent years but this French entry plays with an appealing originality, sort of like a low-key version of Dawn of the Dead where a man builds a Parisian apartment building into his own paradise

The Most Assassinated Woman in the World (2018)

The Most Assassinated Woman in the World (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Real-Life Grand Guignol Theatre

A biopic of Paula Maxa, the real-life star of Paris’s Grand Guignol Theatre. The Grand Guignol specialised in plays depicting gory on-stage deaths and she was killed on stage an estimated 10,000 times during her career. Here the biopic elements are blended with a mystery in which she is targeted by a serial killer

Mood Indigo (2013)

Mood Indigo (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Wackily Surreal Romance

After the disastrous misstep of The Green Hornet, Michel Gondry returns to the surreal whimsy of The Science of Sleep. A film where Gondry delights in scene after scene of visual nonsense and serving up all the appealingly capricious silliness he can muster – creativity for creativity’s sake alone

A Monster in Paris (2011)

A Monster in Paris (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Genteel Singing Monster

A charming French-made animated film about a genteel singing monster. Nothing profound but this is beautifully animated and sweetly appealing in all the right places

The Monk (2011)

The Monk (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Monk's Temptation by the Devil

The Monk is a sordid classic of 18th Century Gothic literature, filled with crazed lusts and Catholic guilt and damnation. However, in the hands of French director Dominik Moll, all the tortured sexuality has been watered down and the story stuffed as a costume drama

Michel Gondry: Do It Yourself (2023)

Michel Gondry: Do It Yourself (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Michel Gondry Documentary

A documentary focused on the unique and distinctive French director Michel Gondry, tracing his emergence through music video and to the success of films like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999)

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Historical Epic

Luc Besson takes on the Joan of Arc story with then wife Milla Jovovich in the title role but in Besson’s hands it becomes a crazed historical action film that unquestioningly accepts Joan’s visions as real

The Melies Mystery (2021)

The Melies Mystery (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Georges Melies Documentary

A documentary that offers the best discussion of the life of Georges Melies to date. Much of the film is focused on the recent rediscovery of a complete trove of negatives of Melies’s film

Melies Cinemagician (2011)

Rating: ★★★★
Compilation of Georges Melies Shorts

Melies Cinemagician is a special screening of a selection of films from Georges Melies presented by Vancouver’s Vancity Theater to celebrate the 150th anniversary of his birth. The show was a live performance involving a score composed especially for the event, displays of conjuring tricks and a magic lantern show. The same year also saw […]