Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012)

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

Fourth of the live-action films adapted from the Asterix comic-books with Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This replicates the absurdist historical wit of the originals while poking fun at the foibles of the British

Under the Rainbow (2013)

Under the Rainbow (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Romantic Comedy/Modernised Fairytales

No relation to the disastrous Chevy Chase film, a French romantic comedy that has modernised retellings of various fairytales wound into the plot, often being deflated or turned on their head

Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart (2013)

Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Boy With a Cuckoo-Clock Heart on a Quest

A French animated film where a boy with a cuckoo-clock for a heart goes on a quest for love through a surreal quasi-Steampunk world. With cameos from Georges Melies and Jack the Ripper

Dark Touch (2013)

Dark Touch (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Abused Psychokinetic Child

In her first English-language debut, French director/writer/actress Marina de Van delivers a variant on Carrie, albeit rewritten as a tale about child abuse. Oblique, quiet but undeniably effective when de Van pulls her punches

The Dance of Reality (2013)

The Dance of Reality (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Surreal Autobiography

The first film in 24 years from Alejandro Jodorowsky, a surreal journey through his own childhood. Gone is Jodorowsky, the mad prophet of El Topo, replaced by a warm, wryly self-reflexive Jodorowsky looking back in on his own life

Mood Indigo (2013)

Mood Indigo (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Wackily Surreal Romance

After the disastrous misstep of The Green Hornet, Michel Gondry returns to the surreal whimsy of The Science of Sleep. A film where Gondry delights in scene after scene of visual nonsense and serving up all the appealingly capricious silliness he can muster – creativity for creativity’s sake alone

Lucy (2014)

Lucy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Drug Grants Enhanced Intelligence and Superpowers/Action Film

Luc Besson makes a preposterously entertaining work where drug mule Scarlett Johansson develops superhuman mental capabilities – sort of if you imagine Limitless reconceived as an action film

Goal of the Dead (2014)

Goal of the Dead (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombies and Soccer

Zombies and soccer! Ok? From co-director of the ferocious French zombie film The Horde, a rather entertaining effort that resembles something of Shaun of the Dead in its comedy approach

Beauty and the Beast (2014)

Beauty and the Beast (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fairy-Tale

Adaptation of the fairytale that takes place in an exquisitely dreamy sumptuousness – a stunningly designed, costumed and photographed world that has a genuine magic. However, the motion-capture animated Beast looks far too much like a CGI effect

The Pyramid (2014)

The Pyramid (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sinister Forces in an Egyptian Pyramid

A monster movie where the major distinction is that the monster is drawn from Ancient Egyptian mythology and the locale is an unearthed pyramid. The film is too conceptually slim to do much with such an interesting background but it does deliver some solid jumps

Vincent (2014)

Vincent film (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man with Superpowers

The peculiar story of a man who gains super-strength and various other powers whenever he is in water, this essentially plays out as a superhero film but in a more low key way without any costumes. Quirky, charming and rather likeably appealing

Brick Mansions (2014)

Brick Mansions (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Near Future Action/Walled-Off Ghetto

The English-language remake of the Luc Besson-produced Banlieue 13. The electrifying parkour scenes of the original now seem routine and the film’s social set-up so thinly sketched as to be negligible as science-fiction

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014)

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Character

The best among the films made from the Asterix comics. This delivers the characters and the visual humour the way they should be, plus leaves the sly satiric wit of the originals intact with side-splitting results

Reality (2014)

Reality (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Surrealism/Blurring of Dream and Fiction

A film from Quentin Dupieux that comes in a series of quirky intersecting stories where the dreams and films different characters are watching/making keeping blurring together in mind-boggling ways

Dofus – Book 1: Julith (2015)

Dofus – Book 1: Julith (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Fantasy Computer Game Adaptation

Animated film spun off from a popular French online gameworld, which had also previously spawned an animated tv series. The results are amiably engaging with a sense of humour that makes the show

The Little Prince (2015)

The Little Prince (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Young Boy Alien Visitor Fable

On its own terms, a frequently lovely film. The director made a big thing of how much he loved the Saint-Exupery original but makes a completely different story with only occasional Little Prince interludes

April and the Extraordinary World (2015)

April and the Extraordinary World (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Steampunk Alternate History Adventure

Animated film that takes place in a Steampunk alternate history. This brims over with an extraordinary degree of visual invention from the amazingly detailed vistas of the world to a script tossing in quirky twists and wacky inventions

Darkweb (2016)

Darkweb (2016) poster
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Human Bloodsports

This exploits the topical fascination with the darknet in a story ostensibly about making snuff videos for sale there. In actuality, this telescopes down to being no more a variant on The Most Dangerous Game

Personal Shopper (2016)

Personal Shopper (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Possible Ghost Story/Mystery Texter

Olivier Assayas’s high-profile but wildly critically divided work feels as though it has several competing plots circling around Kristen Stewart – a ghost story, one about a mystery texter and briefly a murder mystery – which feel incomplete and unfinished and only maybe intersecting with one another

The Warriors Gate (2016)

The Warrior's Gate (2016) poster
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Videogamer Transported to Ancient China

Luc Besson written/produced effort where a videogamer kid is transported to Ancient China. A blatant copy of The Forbidden Kingdom that manages to be fundamentally implausible on every level and one of the worst attempts to pander to the Chinese box-office

The Crucifixion (2017)

The Crucifixion (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Exorcism Film/"True Story"

Xavier Gens film from the screenwriters of The Conjuring films based on a supposedly true-life exorcism. One was hoping that Gens would do amazing things with the exorcism genre but he only rehashes the same cliches

Alone (2017)

Alone (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Children Awaken in a Mysteriously Deserted City

A French variant on The Quiet Earth adapted from a comic-book about a group of young people who wake up to find themselves alone in a deserted city

Madame Hyde (2017)

Madame Hyde (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Gender-Reversed Jekyll and Hyde Film

A gender-flipped version of the Jekyll and Hyde story with Isabelle Huppert is a teacher who is walked over in every aspect of her life before she is changed by a strange electrical discharge

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Space Opera/Comic-Book Adaptation

It was a box-office bomb but this is one of the most breathtaking and completely designed SF work to ever cross the screen. In terms of effects, sets and costuming, Luc Besson gives us a work that is an overwhelming treat for the eyes

The Most Assassinated Woman in the World (2018)

The Most Assassinated Woman in the World (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Real-Life Grand Guignol Theatre

A biopic of Paula Maxa, the real-life star of Paris’s Grand Guignol Theatre. The Grand Guignol specialised in plays depicting gory on-stage deaths and she was killed on stage an estimated 10,000 times during her career. Here the biopic elements are blended with a mystery in which she is targeted by a serial killer

Ghostland (2018)

Ghostland (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Home Invasion/Reality Bender

Pascal Laugier emerged as a most promising director with Martyrs. All of his films hang on improbably contrived twists. This starts out as a home invasion film not unakin to The Strangers but nothing is as it seems

The Night Eats the World (2018)

The Night Eats the World (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Zombie Film

The zombie genre has become creatively overused and exhausted in recent years but this French entry plays with an appealing originality, sort of like a low-key version of Dawn of the Dead where a man builds a Parisian apartment building into his own paradise

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion (2018)

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Character

A CGI animated film based on the popular comic-book character Asterix. After numerous other adaptations, this was the first of the Asterix films to be written directly for the screen

Dilili in Paris (2018)

Dilili in Paris (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Journey Through Belle Epoque Paris

Michel Ocelot is one of the great underrated animators of the world. Here he makes an exquisite tribute to the Belle Epoque featuring appearances from names of the era and decked out in Steampunk inventions

Deerskin (2019)

Deerskin (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man's Obsession With His Coat/Gonzo Comedy

Another of the strange surreal deadpan films from Quentin Dupieux about a man who buys a deerskin jacket that then speaks and urges him to eliminate everybody else who is wearing a jacket

The Room (2019)

The Room (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★½
House With a Room That Answers Wishes

Not to be confused with Tommy Wiseau’s bad movie classic. This comes from Christian Volckman who made an impressive debut a few years ago with the animated Cyberpunk film Renaissance. Moving to live-action, this creates an air of unspeakable dread as a couple buy a house that has a hidden room that can manifest anything they wish for

The Swarm (2020)

The Swarm (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Woman’s Obsession with Raising Killer Locusts

Not the classic Irwin Allen bad movie but a work of disturbed psychology about a woman who develops an unhealthy obsession with feeding locusts blood and turning them into a killer swarm

The Father (2020)

The Father (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alzheimer's Sufferer/Reality Blurrings

A film that received great acclaim at awards season. Anthony Hopkins is a dementia-ridden senior and we experience his state of mind subjectively in a constantly shifting sense of what is real

How I Became a Super-Hero (2020)

How I Became a Super-Hero (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Superpowers Film

The title suggests either a comedic take on the superhero film or a teen film about a kid discovering superpowers. The least thing you expect this to be is a French police thriller about a unit investigating super-powered crimes

Last Journey of Paul W.R. (2020)

Last Journey of Paul W.R. (2020) poster
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Earth Endangered by an Oncoming Moon

French film about Earth endangered by an oncoming moon and how only one man can save the world. This seemed it might be something culty – before the mind-bogglingly bizarre science becomes apparent

Annette (2021)

Annette (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Surrealist Musical

As a follow-up to Holy Motors, Leos Carax returns with of all things a musical. As might be expected of Carax, this is a wildly surrealistic film, not the least of which is one of the characters is a singing puppet

The Melies Mystery (2021)

The Melies Mystery (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Georges Melies Documentary

A documentary that offers the best discussion of the life of Georges Melies to date. Much of the film is focused on the recent rediscovery of a complete trove of negatives of Melies’s film

The Visitor from the Future (2022)

The Visitor from the Future (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Travel Comedy

A French film about a time traveller come to prevent the catastrophic explosion of a nuclear power plant. A low expectation film that turns out to be a comedy that sparkles with wit and inventivity

Incredible But True (2022)

Incredible But True (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Comedy/Time Portal in the Basement

Another of Quentin Dupieux’s gonzo, surreal comedies where a married couple buy a house and find it has a portal that takes them twelve hours into the future, while making them younger

Final Cut (2022)

Final Cut (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies on a Zombie Film Set Comedy

One Cut of the Dead was one of the freshest takes on the overworked zombie film in recent years. Here Academy Award-winning director Michel Hazanavicius conducts a French remake but misses the mark

Infested (2023)

Infested (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spiders Overrun an Apartment Building

A French film that ratchets up quite a reasonable degree of scary tension in taking a kitchen sink view as spiders overrun a low-income Paris apartment building

Michel Gondry: Do It Yourself (2023)

Michel Gondry: Do It Yourself (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Michel Gondry Documentary

A documentary focused on the unique and distinctive French director Michel Gondry, tracing his emergence through music video and to the success of films like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

The Deep Dark (2023)

The Deep Dark (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Lovecraftian Monster in the Mining Shafts

From the director of the standout Meander, a dark and claustrophobic film set in the 1950s about miners disturbing a Lovecraftian entity buried in the depths of a mineshaft

The Soul Eater (2024)

The Soul Eater (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Police Procedural/Folk Boogeyman Killings

A French police procedural where detectives are plunged into a series of bizarre murders involving a child sacrifice cult and a folk boogeyman. From the directorial duo who started the whole French Extremism movement with Inside

Survive (2024)

Survive (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Catastrophic Reversal of the Earth’s Poles

A French catastrophe film where the Earth’s poles abruptly reverse, transforming what was ocean into a desert. A survival film that is based on a premise that is fundamentally scientifically absurd

Terra Incognita 1901 (2024)

Terra Incognita 1901 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Steampunk Adventure

A very nicely animated French Steampunk film about an expedition aboard a steam airship to explore the secret entrance to an underground world in the Antarctic. A computer animated film all made by one person.