The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989)

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★
World's Greatest Liar's Absurdist Adventures

Terry Gilliam’s adaptation of the adventures of the world’s greatest liar was another problem ridden Gilliam production that emerges as an absurd, colourful spectacle filled with a dizzying greatness of imagination

Alakazam the Great (1961)

Alakazam the Great (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mischievous Monkey's Adventures/Animation

Anime version of the classic tale Chinese legend Journey to the West made Osamu Tezuka, this comes with a fast-paced action and is undeniably likable

Almighty Thor (2011)

Almighty Thor (2011) poster
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Asylum Mockbuster/Norse God Comes to Earth

Another of The Asylum’s mockbusters in this case blatantly ripping off the then recent Marvel Comics adaptation Thor, all made with The Asylum’s typical cut-rate production values

Along With the Gods: The Last 49 Days (2018)

Along with the Gods: The Last 49 Days (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
The Trials of the Afterlife

Sequel to the hit Korean film Along With the Gods: The Two Worlds about a journey of redemption through the afterlife. This is a much better polished effort than its predecessor

Along With the Gods: The Two Worlds (2017)

Along With the Gods The Two Worlds (2017) poster
Rating: ★½
The Trials of the Afterlife

A massive hit in South Korea about a firefighter’s journey through the afterlife and the trials he must undergo. On the other hand, the director seems to be trying to turn a moral redemption story into a superhero film

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014)

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014) poster
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Videogame Reviewer's Quest/Deliberately Bad Film

A film spun out around a YouTube channel of videogame reviews. This sinks down into unfunny fannish in-joking, while the attempts to be a mock bad movie only seem silliness for its own sake

Avatar (2009)

Avatar (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
War Between Human Colonists and Aliens

James Cameron’s film was a smash phenomenon. Cameron has relocated the plot of Dances With Wolves on another planet and uses motion capture to create one of the most dazzlingly realised alien worlds on film

The Avengers (2012)

The Avengers (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

The culmination of one of the most ambitious cinematic exercises ever conducted, with Marvel weaving storylines through several films to finally merge here with flawless regard. The characters get far more depth than in all of their previous films

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

The first Avengers film came with a massive anticipation in seeing the characters come together and the snappiness of their interplay; here this seems more flat, while the rest is overrun by wall-to-wall action

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Avengers: Endgame (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

Marvel conclude the cliffhanger they left Avengers: Infinity War on and offer up a bigger-than-big line-up, overspilling with just about every MCU character to ever appear on screen up to that point

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

Marvel’s third Avengers film, uniting almost every superhero under their roof, resulting in some thirty characters on screen and a plot that becomes a blur of changing locations and superheroic punch-ups

Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025)

Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025) poster
Rating: ★★½
Aztec Version of Batman

A real oddity among the Batman animated films – one where the basics of the Batman mythos are translated into Aztec culture at the time of the arrival of the Conquistadors

Begotten (1990)

Begotten (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Surrealism/Death and Rebirth Among the Gods

The first film from E. Elias Merhige, subsequent director of Shadow of the Vampire. An unfathomably strange film in the Eraserhead vein about gods disemboweling themselves, rebirthing and being beset upon by nomads.

Bigfoot vs The Illuminati (2020)

Bigfoot vs the Illuminati (2020) poster
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Gonzo Animation/Bigfoot Resurrected in Space

From the director of Trump vs the Illuminati, gonzo animation where Bigfoot and several resurrected historical figures fight off invading aliens that include Stalin, Aleister Crowley and Anubis

Blade (1998)

Blade (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Vampire Hunter

Nobody knew it at the time but this was the beginning of the huge surge of Marvel Comics adaptations on screen in the 00s/10s. This distills the basics of the vampire hunter comic-book down into a smart, kinetic action film

Blood Diner (1987)

Blood Diner (1987) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Splatter Comedy

Wonderfully demented and outrageously over-the-top splatter comedy from Jackie Kong that originally started out intended to be a sequel to Herschell Gordon Lewis’s Blood Feast

The Book of Life (2014)

The Book of Life (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Mexican Day of the Dead

An animated film produced by Guillermo Del Toro that draws on his Mexican heritage and Day of the Dead mythology. An amazingly colourful and happy film with one of the most unique design schemes ever

The Boy and the Beast (2015)

The Boy and the Beast (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Boy Becomes Apprentice to a Beast Warrior

If Hayao Miyazaki ever follows through on his threat to retire, the one most likely inheritor would be Mamoru Hosoda. This is a perfectly enjoyably film that is sort of The Karate Kid by way of Disney’s The Jungle Book

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Homage/Parody

Fan parody/homage of H.P. Lovecraft that comes waist-deep in references and jokes. The film is an amateur effort made with a painful cheapness in some areas; nevertheless it is clear that the team are really into making it and their enthusiasm carries the film

Cemetery of Splendor (2015)

Cemetery of Splendor (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Thai Supernatural

Critical favourite that he is, I find Apichatpong Weerasethakul’s have some incredibly eerie, haunted moments. But these sit alongside banal, uneventful happenings that never seem to intersect in a plot

A Chinese Tall Story (2005)

Rating: ★★
Gonzo Journey to the West Adaptation

Another adaptation of Journey to the West. Coming from Jeffrey Lau, a director who specialises in rowdy, slapstick films, this is the most nutso adaptation of the story ever, winding in everything from alien visitors and Transformers

Clash of the Titans (1981)

Clash of the Titans (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

This would be the last of the films made by stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen where he turns his creations towards conducting another Greek Mythology adventure. With an all-star cast playing the Greek gods.

Conquest (1983)

Conquest (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Sword and Sorcery

Lucio Fulci departs from the splatter genre to make a venture into the Italian sword and sorcery film of the era. As with any Fulci film, this is expectedly plotless and incoherent but with occasional moments of imagination

Constantine: City of Demons (2018)

Constantine: City of Demons (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Occult Investigator/Comic Book Adaptation

The Dc Comics character John Constantine was made into an animated web series that was compiled as this film. One is quite taken aback at how much more edgy and adult this is than most of DC’s animated offerings

Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms (2023)

Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Chinese Fantasy

Billed as the Chinese Lord of the Rings, this is an historically-based fantasy film that tries to out-Hollywood Hollywood in terms of effects, design and costuming and looks stunningly epic in scale

Cross (2011)

Cross (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Action Film/Mystical Artifacts

A copy of The Expendables (albeit with the addition of fantasy elements) that brings together a line-up of B-action movie actors as a team. While some of the actors shine, the feel is of a cheaper effort earnestly trying to copy its betters

The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb (2006)

The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) poster
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Egyptian Archaeology Adventure

TV mini-series that turns the discovery of Tutankamun’s tomb into an Indiana Jones adventure. But everything is played with a constant barrage of one-liners and action sequences so silly you can’t take any of the show seriously

Demon Pond (1979)

Demon Pond (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Haunted Pond/Japanese Legend

Forgotten Japanese film about a man searching for a friend finding a village where a bell must be struck to prevents creatures escaping from a pond. Beautiful, bizarre and quite unlike any fantasy film you have seen before

The Dinner Party (2020)

The Dinner Party (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Sinister Dinner Party

A young couple are invited to a posh dinner party, only to find that sinister and deadly things lurk not far beneath the niceties before things get really strange. A directorial outing for actor Miles Doleac

The Dungeonmaster (1984)

The Dungeonmaster (1984) poster
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Warrior's Virtual Quest/Anthology

An anthology film produced by Charles Band where assorted directors turn in seven episodes all centred around a videogame warrior put through a series of tests by The Devil

Dungeons & Dragons: The Book of Vile Darkness (2012)

Dungeons & Dragons: The Book of Vile Darkness (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sword and Sorcery

The third film based on the roleplaying game. The previous two films were forgettable but this is surprisingly good, taking a far darker tone than the usual sword-and-sorcery adventure and adding considerable moral complexity

The Dunwich Horror (1969)

The Dunwich Horror (1969) poster
Rating: ★★
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation/Occult Rituals

Adaptation of an H.P. Lovecraft story in which Sandra Dee is lured by a young Dean Stockwell in order to summon Elder Gods. This seems like it has potential but befalls plodding, nondescript direction

East Meets West (2011)

East Meets West (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Comedy/Eastern Deities Become Superheroes

Hong Kong comedy designed to bring together an ensemble of local stars. The film starts out about the efforts to reunite a band and turns into a wacky effort where everybody discovers they are avatars of deities

Erik the Viking (1989)

Erik the Viking (1989) poster
Rating:
Norse Myth Comedy-Adventure

Terry Jones of Monty Python fame makes a comedy with Tim Robbins as a non-violent Viking on a quest to bring about Ragnarok. A film that seems to think it is funnier than it ends up being

Erotic Ghost Story III (1992)

Erotic Ghost Story III (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Erotica in the Afterlife

The third and least interesting of the Hong Kong series that blends erotica and the supernatural. Unlike the other films, this takes itself mostly seriously

Fantasia (1940)

Fantasia (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Disney Animation and Music Anthology

The best animated film Disney ever made, created as a work of art with animation set to classical music. The segments vary between abstraction, comic eccentricity and evocations of nightmare. The results are magical.

The Fantastic Water Babes (2010)

The Fantastic Water Babes (2010) poster
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Hong Kong Romantic Comedy

Hong Kong cinema specialises in a type of frenetic, high-energy slapstick. This – a romance set around a swimming competition in which the girl thinks she has been blessed by a water god – is not one of the more inspired

The Flying Serpent (1946)

The Flying Serpent (1946) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist Kills Enemies with a Quetzalcoatl Bird

Mad scientist cheapie from poverty row studio PRC in which George Zucco has found an Aztec Quetzalcoatl bird and kills his enemies by placing one of its feathers on their person

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024)

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Team of Spook Chasers Comedy

Follow-up to Ghostbusters: Afterlife, reuniting that film’s mix of new and classic cast. However, this becomes a plotting juggle that is often straining to find somewhere to include everyone

Godkiller: Walk Among Us (2010)

Godkiller: Walk Among Us (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gods in a Burned-Out Future

An ‘illustrated film’ – essentially comic-book panels with voiceover narration. The story about gods inhabiting a burned-out future is far more ambitious than can be crammed into the film

Gods of the Deep (2023)

Gods of the Deep (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Underwater Adventure/Lovecraftian Entity

Charlie Steeds is a low-budget British director who has shown reasonable promise. Here he makes an H.P. Lovecraft homage about a submarine expedition that awakens Cthulhu on the ocean floor

The Guardian (1990)

The Guardian (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Sinister Druidic Babysitter

William Friedkin film with Jenny Seagrove as a sinister nanny who is really a baby-snatching druidic tree spirit. Friedkin and all concerned play a B movie idea in remarkably straight face

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2 (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

Guardians of the Galaxy was an audience winner with its eccentric humour and effortless charm; this sequel feels buried under bloated production overkill where the charms of the original remain thinly drawn

Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007)

Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Demon Superhero/Animation

The second of two animated Hellboy spinoffs, this renders what might have been impressive superheroics had they been conducted in live-action down at the level of children’s animation

Hercules in New York (1970)

Hercules in New York (1970) poster
Rating:
Greek Mythological Hero in the Present/Comedy

A not terribly funny parody of the Italian-made Hercules films of the 1960s. This is mostly known for featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger (billed as Arnold Strong) in his first acting role

Hercules (2005)

Hercules (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Greek Mythological Hero

What approach can this Hallmark mini-series take that hasn’t been exhausted by the numerous other Hercules films? Answer: Simply tell the Greek myth as it was written. At which it does not too badly

Hisss (2010)

Hisss (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Snake Goddess Takes Human Form

David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer is a much better director than she is given recognition for. She disowned this work about a snake goddess taken on human form nevertheless creates a film that is equal parts lushly sensual and madcap lunacy

Hogfather (2006)

Hogfather (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Fantasy Comedy/Terry Pratchett Adaptation

The first in a series of Terry Pratchett Discworld adaptations for tv. This makes the odd choice of adapting one of the more complex and darker of Pratchett’s usually comic books but it works fairly well overall

Howard the Duck (1986)

Howard the Duck (1986) poster
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Talking Alien Duck/Comic Book Adaptation

This adaptation of the cult Marvel comic-book from Lucasfilm should have been a classic but went tail-feathers up in a big way such that it became the term used for a film that bombs for years afterwards

Immortals (2011)

Immortals (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Greek Myth

A venture into Greek myth retelling the story of Theseus and the labyrinth. Tarsem Singh, a director with a visually extraordinary eye, lavishes everything on the sets and costumes. One film of the 3D overkill fad that needs to be seen in 3D

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

The very first ever team-up between Marvel Comics characters on the screen in which Bill Bixby’s Hulk meets Thor. The film has a camp reputation because of its Thor who resembles a Swedish bodybuilder

Jason and the Argonauts (1963)

Jason and the Argonauts (1963) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Greek Myth Adventure

Stop-motion animator Ray Harruhausen takes on Greek Myth and creates one of his finest works. Harryhausen’s effects are at the absolute peak of their game and he delivers some astonishing creations

Jason and the Argonauts (2000)

Jason and the Argonauts (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth Adventure

A Hallmark tv mini-series remake of the Greek myths that fails to stand up to the classic 1963 version. Here Ray Harryhausen’s amazing stop-motion animated effects are replaced by cut-price CGI

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu (2009)

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulu (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Fanboy Comedy

A fitfully amusing H.P. Lovecraft fanboy comedy. Lovecraft, a noted conservative, would likely have deplored the idea of the nerd comedy but this gets the flavour of Lovecraft’s works down better than most

The Laughing Dead (1989)

The Laughing Dead (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modern Day Aztec Sacrifices/Splatter Comedy

A crazed Evil Dead-styled film directed by sf/horror writer S.P. Somtow about modern-day Aztec sacrifices, this makes a beeline for bizarrely over-the-top gore effects

Madame White Snake (1956)

Madame White Snake (1956) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mortal Marries Snake Goddess

Lushly beautiful Japanese film from a Chinese folklore tale about a mortal who marries a snake goddess. An early Japanese colour film with fantastical touches way ahead of their time

Mahabharat (1965)

Mahabharat (1965) poster
Rating: ★★½
Indian Epic Legend

An epic Indian-made film based around the foundation text of Hinduism, concerning the saga of two warring and the intercession of the gods in these matters

Majin, Monster of Terror (1966)

Maji, Monster of Terror (1966) poster
Rating: ★★★
Stone Deity Awakens

One of the more unusual Japanese monster movies, one that operates just as much a samurai film, concerning the stone god of a mountain that awakens to defend downtrodden peasants

The Manitou (1978)

The Manitou (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Reincarnated Indian Medicine Man

The one moment of triumph from director William Girdler who takes a work that sits just on the threshold of schlock and transforms into something incredibly eerie with an injection of H.P. Lovecraft and American Indian mysticism

Moana (2016)

Moana (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Pacific Island Mythology

Despite being a huge box-office and critical success and being nominated for an Academy Award, I am in a minority in disliking this. Maybe it’s something to do with the fact that it appropriates the culture from my neck of the woods and only spins it out as a series of glib jokes and one-liners

The Monkey King (2014)

Rating: ★★½
Epic Chinese Legend

Enjoyably colourful and silly retelling of the classic Chinese legend. This is one Wu Xia film that leaps aboard the CGI and 3D bandwagon to create a wildly fantastical airbrushed world that comes out resembling a flying swordsman film by way of Avatar

The Monkey King 2 (2016)

The Monkey King 2 (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Chinese Legend

Sequel to the earlier The Monkey King, which was fun but this is altogether a better film. While the first film was more prelude to Journey to the West, this sets out on the journey and tells one of its stories. Directed with an immensely assured command of the live-action and CGi elements

The Monkey King 3 (2018)

Rating: ★★
Epic Chinese Legend

The Monkey King films are a series of extraordinary works that exists somewhere between CGI and live-action and have a lushness of design. That is balanced against a dated plot that basically rehashes Cat Women of the Moon

The Monkey King (2001)

The Monkey King/The Lost Empire (2001) poster
Rating: ★½
Epic Chinese Legend

A tv mini-series adaptation of the famous Chinese legend Journey to the West made for US audiences by Hallmark Entertainment. The story remains stolidly earthbound and the meta-fictional contortions the story has to add to engage in to have the monk hero replaced by a contemporary Thomas Gibson are bizarre

Monkey King: Hero is Back (2015)

Monkey King: Hero is Back (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Epic Chinese Legend

An animated version of the epic Chinese legend Journey to the West that was overshadowed by the hit live-action film that came out some months earlier that retold the tale with CGI

The Monkey King: Uproar in Heaven (1965)

The Monkey King: Uproar in Heaven (1965) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Chinese Animation/Journey to the West Adaptation

3D restoration of a classic Chinese adaptation of Journey to the West and the best film version of the story to date … an incredible film filled with psychedelically eye-popping animation and amazing action scenes, while gleefully celebrating a defiance of all authority

Mortal (2020)

Mortal (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man with Godlike Powers

The director of The Troll Hunter returns with a stunningly shot film with Nat Wolff a mystery man found by police who demonstrates increasingly more godlike powers

Mortal Kombat (1995)

Mortal Kombat (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

This film adaptation of the videogame is a lot of fun. The plot is a rehash of Enter the Dragon but the film offers up wall-to-wall action and exotic creatures. A directorial debut for Paul W.S. Anderson

Mortal Kombat (2021)

Mortal Kombat (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

A reboot of the film series adapted from the popular videogame. Produced by James Wan, this emerges as a kinetic and enjoyable effort that has clearly designed to introduce an ongoing franchise

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) poster
Rating:
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

Sequel to the Mortal Kombat film. While the first film was fun, here anything resembling plot has been stripped away to concentrate on fight scenes such that the film blurs into a single shapeless action sequence

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

The second of the Mortal Kombat animated films, this continues into another tournament, introducing a bewildering array of characters from the games amid a high degree of violence and bloodshed

Mortal Kombat II (2026)

Mortal Kombat II (2026) poster
Rating: ★★½
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

A sequel to the 2021 revival of the film series based on the videogame and a much more satisfying film than its predecessor. The first film was all origin story, but this plunges us into the actual kombat itself

Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge (2020)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

An animated film revival of the Mortal Kombat videogame franchise. This does a quite reasonable reworking of the basics, while leaving you blown away with the ultra-violent excesses of the action

The Mummy (2017)

The Mummy (2017) poster
Rating:
Revived Mummy

The reboot of the Mummy series emerges as a wannabe Michael Bay film where even star Tom Cruise plays second banana to the CGI eye candy. Equally, an attempt to jumpstart a shared universe out of Universal’s Famous Monsters with the inclusion of Dr Jekyll seems awkward

Mutant Girls Squad (2010)

Mutant Girls Squad (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film

The gonzo Japanese splatter film is one of the insanely demented corners of genre cinema today. This is a prime example, filled with mind-bogglingly perverse anatomical rearrangements and attachments, the screen is awash with blood and everything directed with a mad cartoonish energy