The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Characters From a Cartoon Series Enter the Real World

Cinematic revival of the old Rocky and Bullwinkle series having the two animated characters emerge into the real (live-action) world. A film that you feel should have been funnier and more energetic than is

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986)

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Interstellar Women in Prison Film

B-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a Women in Prison film set in space. Known under several different names, this is another of Olen Ray’s bimbo pictures where he plants tongue well in cheek

Ant-Man (2015)

Ant-Man (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

While there is little doubt that Edgar Wright would have made a much better film, this emerges with an engaging likeability. Less epic superheroics, this plays out more as a caper comedy where a good ensemble and comedic playing carry the show

Appleseed Ex Machina (2007)

Appleseed Ex Machina (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Future Anti-Terrorist Squad

Shinji Aramaki’s immediate sequel to his reboot of the Appleseed franchise. This lacks the visually stunning qualities of its predecessor and seems more conceptually muddled but Aramaki eventually gets it together

Assassin’s Creed (2016)

Assassin's Creed (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Quest Through Past Lives

Adaptation of the popular videogame that is lumbered with the game’s inherently uncinematic premise where people only sit around and watch what has already happened in the past

The Astro-Zombies (1968)

The Astro-Zombies (1968) poster
Rating:
Mad Scientist Creates Zombies/Classic Bad Movie

A real Grade Z film. A mind-boggling stew involving John Carradine conducting mad science experiments, technical gaffes aplenty, spy capers featuring Tura Satana and even M.A.S.H.‘s Wayne Rogers on script

At the Earth’s Core (1976)

At the Earth's Core (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Lost World at the Centre of the Earth/Edgar Rice Burroughs Adaptation

Second in the trilogy of Edgar Rice Burroughs adaptations starring Doug McClure. This opens with the fabulous invention of the drilling mole but the arrival at the earth’s core look cheap and tatty

Attack of the Robots (1966)

Attack of the Robots (1966) poster
Rating: ★★
Spy Film/Mind-Controlled Assassins

The title is misleading as the film doesn’t feature any robots but a group of mind-controlled assassins. An entry in the mid-1960s spy film fad from cult exploitation director Jess Franco

The Avengers (2012)

The Avengers (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

The culmination of one of the most ambitious cinematic exercises ever conducted, with Marvel weaving storylines through several films to finally merge here with flawless regard. The characters get far more depth than in all of their previous films

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000)

Batman Beyond Return of the Joker (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Batman of the Future/Animation

Film spinoff of Batman Beyond, an animated tv series set in the future as a youngster inherits a hi-tech Batsuit from an aging Bruce Wayne. The film resurrects The Joker but fails to do anything interesting with the character

Batman Forever (1995)

Batman Forever (1995) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Superhero

Tim Burton’s superlative duo of Batman films were wrecked after Joel Schumacher took up the director’s chair and turned the films into giant camp fests. Here he allows a madly overacting Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones loose as the villains

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016)

Batman Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Retro 1960s Batman

Someone figured out Adam West and Burt Ward, Batman and Robin from the 1960s Batman tv series, were still around and put them in this animated film that replicates the look of the show and pays homage to its willful silliness

Batman: The Long Halloween Part Two (2021)

Batman: The Long Halloween Part Two (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

The Long Halloween Part One was one of the best DC animated films in some time, now comes the concluding chapter, which alas fails to fulfill the promise that the first film showed

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005)

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero vs Vampire/Animation

A film spinoff from the animated The Batman tv series, this offers a great title match but proves a disappointment. Moreover, it has to twist comic-book canon to make the plot work

Battle in Outer Space (1961)

Battle in Outer Space (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Invasion/Japanese Space Opera

Godzilla director Ishiro Honda makes a colourfully entertaining space opera about Earth’s battle to fight off an alien invasion force on The Moon

Bill the Galactic Hero (2014)

Bill the Galactic Hero (2014) poster
Rating:
Space War Parody

Harry Harrison’s Bill the Galactic Hero is hands down the funniest science-fiction book of all time; it is painful watching it rendered in the hands of Alex Cox who has only the budget and resources of an amateur film

Black Christmas (2019)

Black Christmas (2019) poster
Rating:
Girl’s Dormitory Slasher

A remake of the work that has been cited as the first slasher film. This is less a horror film than a horror film that has been hijacked by a political agenda, delivered with a relentlessly loud and damning misandrist tone

The Brain (1988)

The Brain (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Evil Brain

Mad psychologist creates a giant brain about the size of a small car that controls minds and is hungry to devour people. A deliriously entertaining film that seems to embody the essence of the cheesy makeup effects driven 1980s horror film

Brainjacked (2009)

Brainjacked (2009) poster
Rating:
Mind Control Chips

A low-budget film wherein a teenager falls under the influence of a mad scientist who drills open heads to implant mind control chips. This makes a beeline for gory splatter effects

Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

Captain America: Brave New World (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The fourth Captain America film, where Anthony Mackie now takes over the shield and costume. And you really need to have been following MCU continuity to make sense of much of what is going on

Chandu the Magician (1932)

Chandu the Magician (1932) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mystical Superhero

The film adaptation of a popular radio series about a Westerner who has trained in the Eastern mystic arts and uses his powers to create illusions in the fight against crime. One of the first screen superheroes.

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Aardman Animation/Talking Chicken Caper Film

After 23 years, Aardman Animation make a sequel to their first feature film. Another chicken caper film where they try to capture some of its dotty charms and largely succeed

The Clones of Bruce Lee (1980)

The Clones of Bruce Lee (1980) poster
Rating:
Clones of Martial Arts Star

Bruce Lee popularised the kung fu genre but then died. Welcome to the Brucespolitation phenomenon where for several years we had Bruce lookalikes appearing in copycat works. Several Bruce imitators appear here as his clones

Creature with the Atom Brain (1955)

Creature with the Atom Brain (1955) poster
Rating: ★★
Atomically-Revived Zombies

Atomic became the explain-all buzzword for almost every monster movie of the 1950s.This is the novelty of the one and only atomic zombie film, although at heart is no more than a 1940s mad scientist film

Daleks’ Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. (1966)

Daleks' Invasion 2150 A.D. (1966) poster
Rating:
Doctor Who Film

The second of the theatrically released Doctor Who films intended to highlight the popularity of The Daleks, this is an improvement in that it dispenses with the first film’s buffoonish comedy elements

The Darkest Minds (2018)

The Darkest Minds (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Adult/Psychically Powered Kids on the Run

Adapted from a series of Young Adult books concerning a group of children with psychic powers on the run in a dystopian future, this failed to find the audience it sought

The Dead Don’t Die (1975)

The Dead Don't Die (1975) poster
Rating: ★★★
Film Noir/Voodoo Resurrected Dead

Largely forgotten tv movie from a Robert Bloch script. Curtis Harrington creates a fascinatingly creepy atmosphere that blends film noir with mysterious happenings involving voodoo and the resurrected dead

The Diabolical Dr Z (1966)

The Diabolical Dr Z (1966) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mind-Controlled Femme Fatale

An early film from Jess Franco in which an exotic dancer is turned into a mind-controlled assassin who lures and kills victims with her six-inch long fingernails as part of a revenge scheme

Dr Mabuse, The Gambler (1922)

Rating: ★★★★
Mind-Controlling Criminal Mastermind

Dr Mabuse is one of the great villains of cinema. Fritz Lang was one of the greatest directors of the silent era and his first Mabuse film is extraordinary where Lang indulges in visual tricks that still look sensational today

Firestarter (1984)

Firestarter (1984) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

The adaptation of the Stephen King novel with Drew Barrymore giving a fantastic performance as a young girl with pyrokinetic powers on the run as she is hunted by a sinister government agency

Firestarter (2022)

Firestarter (2022) poster
Rating:
Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

One of Stephen King’s best books is given a new film workover by Blumhouse. Keith Thomas made a standout directorial debut with The Vigil, but this is a disaster, one of the worst of all King adaptations

Gamer (2009)

Gamer (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Live-Action Videogames

Film somewhere between Counterstrike and The Running Man where convicts are controlled as avatars inside a live-action videogame. A difficult to believe premise that is pumped up with hyper-adrenalised action visuals

Gamera vs. Zigra (1971)

Gamera vs Zigra (1971) poster
Rating:
Japanese Monster Movie

This was the seventh of the 1960s Gamera films and one of the worst of the series. By now, the film is pitched entirely to juvenile audiences, while the effects are pitiful

Get Out (2017)

Get Out (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sinister Small Town/Racial Mind Control

A rehash of The Stepford Wives recast along racial lines. It is a surprise to see a mainstream horror hit with a strong message about racism, not that Jordan Peele neglects the horror element either

God Told Me To (1976)

God Told Me To (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Messiah/Cult Killings/Alien Abduction & Impregnation

One of the key films in the cult of director Larry Cohen, this throws in a mind-bending mix involving an androgynous alien messiah, random shootings, alien abduction and Catholicism

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023)

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

Third of the Guardians of the Galaxy films, this successfully recaptures the nature of the goofy ensemble comedy caper that made the first film such a winner but seemed to be missing in the second

Hansel vs Gretel (2015)

Hansel vs Gretel (2015) poster
Rating:
Modernised Fairytale

Sequel to The Asylum’s spendidly grotesque Hansel & Gretel, this pits the two characters against one another for contrived reasons to justify its title but is just cheaply made

Harmony (2015)

Harmony (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Disquiet Utopia

Anime set in a disquiet utopia where the populace is monitored by cyber implants. Almost completely eschewing the usual action scenes of sf anime, this tells a strong, intelligent and character-driven story

Hellmaster (1992)

Hellmaster (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist’s Zombie Experiments

Typical 1990s video release with mad scientist John Saxon creating zombie experiments amid entertainingly gooey meltdowns and a title intended to make you think this is a Hellraiser film

Hoppers (2026)

Hoppers (2026) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pixar Animation/Robot Beaver Among the Talking Animals

The 30th film from Pixar, a strange take on Avatar where a young conservationist enters a robotic beaver body in order to venture out among the animals. Directed with a good deal of likeably snappy humour

How to Steal the World (1968)

How to Steal the World (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
The The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Film/Spy Film

The eight and last of the films recut from episodes of tv’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E.. This starts to show the strain of trying to make what were originally designed as tv episodes work as feature films

I Was a Zombie for the FBI (1982)

I Was a Zombie for the FBI (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
1950s Alien Invasion Film Homage

Obscure title that when seen is revealed to be a surprisingly well-made (in places) homage to the 1950s alien invasion genre and replication of the era’s style of filmmaking

Identified Flying Object (1985)

Identified Flying Object (1985) poster
Rating: ½
Cute Artificially-Intelligent Helicopter

Low-budget director Ulli Lommel makes a film about a teen who befriends an artificially intelligent rogue military helicopter in what becomes E.T. by way of Blue Thunder

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Incredibles 2 (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Pixar Animation/Superhero Spoof

Pixar’s venture into sequels has resulted in works playing off past successes that are lesser than their originals. This came with much anticipation but it too must be counted as another disappointment

Insurgent (2015)

Insurgent (2015) poster
Rating:
Young Adult Dystopian Future

Divergent, the first entry in this Young Adult dystopian series, a poor man’s Hunger Games, failed the “I can’t hold any suspension of disbelief” test. This offers more of the same, plus lots of random effects sequences

Invader (1992)

Invader (1992) poster
Rating:
Amok Alien-Possessed Military A.I.

A completely ridiculous film that throws in an incomprehensible mix of an amok A.I.’s that takes over a stealth plane, UFOs, mind control and military conspiracy and proves badly made on every single count

Invaders from Mars (1953)

Invaders from Mars (1953) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Body Snatchers

Classic of the 1950s alien invader genre in which a young boy discovers that the adults around him are being taken over by Martian invaders. Director William Cameron Menzies makes striking use of sets to further a sense of alienation

Johnny English Reborn (2011)

Johnny English Reborn (2011) poster
Rating: ★½
Incompetent Spy Comedy

Rowan Atkinson is a very funny man but try as I might I cannot get into these Johnny English films – they seem at best lame Austin Powers castoffs with gags designed for the single digit age range

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The second part of the epic three film animated adaptation of the classic DC Comics title Crisis on Infinite Earths concerning a battle across the DC multiverse

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The DC Comics animated version of an Avengers film where they put every superhero under their roof on screen at once, including Justice League Dark, the regular Justice League, Suicide Squad and Teen Titans

Kill and Kill Again (1981)

Kill and Kill Again (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Martial Arts Film/Mind Control Drug

From they heyday of the 1970s martial arts film, karate champion James Ryan must reunite the old gang to take on a super-villain who wants to enslave the world with a mind control drug derived from potatoes

Kong, King of Atlantis (2005)

Kong, King of Atlantis (2005) poster
Rating:
Animation/King Kong vs the Lizard People of Atlantis

The most ridiculous work to bear Kong’s name – an animated film with songs where Kong has two buddies who says “dude” and “bro” a lot and Kong fights the lizard people from Atlantis

The Lady and the Monster (1944)

The Lady and the Monster (1944) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★★
Evil Disembodied Brain/Mad Scientist Film

The first screen version of Donovan’s Brain about a brain in a jar exerting mental control over a man’s will. This has been considerably changed to become one of the era’s mad scientist films

The Last Days of American Crime (2020)

The Last Days of American Crime (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Near-Future Heist Film/Action Film

A heist film set in a near-future USA where a group of criminals are preparing a last big caper before the activation of a mind control device that will make crime impossible

Missile to the Moon (1958)

Missile to the Moon (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Expedition to the Moon/All-Female Lunar Society

A remake of the classic bad movie Cat-Women of the Moon in which explorers to the Moon encounter an all-women society. Things do not improve in the bad movie stakes here