Hoppers (2026)

Hoppers (2026) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pixar Animation/Robot Beaver Among the Talking Animals

The 30th film from Pixar, a strange take on Avatar where a young conservationist enters a robotic beaver body in order to venture out among the animals. Directed with a good deal of likeably snappy humour

Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

Captain America: Brave New World (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The fourth Captain America film, where Anthony Mackie now takes over the shield and costume. And you really need to have been following MCU continuity to make sense of much of what is going on

Weapons (2025)

Weapons (2025) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mysterious Disappearance

Captivating and original film from Zach Cregger about a town that is affected by the mysterious disappearance of a class of children. One film where you definitely can’t predict where things are going

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The second part of the epic three film animated adaptation of the classic DC Comics title Crisis on Infinite Earths concerning a battle across the DC multiverse

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023)

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

Third of the Guardians of the Galaxy films, this successfully recaptures the nature of the goofy ensemble comedy caper that made the first film such a winner but seemed to be missing in the second

They Cloned Tyrone (2023)

They Cloned Tyrone (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Illicit Experiments in the Ghetto

A wonderfully paranoid film where drug dealer John Boyega discovers illicit mind control experiments are being conducted on a ghetto neighbourhood and that he is one in a series of clones

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Aardman Animation/Talking Chicken Caper Film

After 23 years, Aardman Animation make a sequel to their first feature film. Another chicken caper film where they try to capture some of its dotty charms and largely succeed

Firestarter (2022)

Firestarter (2022) poster
Rating:
Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

One of Stephen King’s best books is given a new film workover by Blumhouse. Keith Thomas made a standout directorial debut with The Vigil, but this is a disaster, one of the worst of all King adaptations

Spiderhead (2022)

Spiderhead (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Illicit Behaviour Modifying Pharmaceutical Experiments

From Joseph Kosinski, then riding high as the director of Top Gun: Maverick, Chris Hemsworth is cast in an interestingly ambiguous role as a scientist conducting illicit experiments with behaviour altering drugs

Batman: The Long Halloween Part Two (2021)

Batman: The Long Halloween Part Two (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

The Long Halloween Part One was one of the best DC animated films in some time, now comes the concluding chapter, which alas fails to fulfill the promise that the first film showed

The Suicide Squad (2021)

The Suicide Squad (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Team-Up of DC Comics Super-Villains

James Gunn takes over the Suicide Squad franchise and welcomely rescues it from the dud first screen outing, giving it his characteristically irreverent sense of humour

Superman: Red Son (2020)

Superman: Red Son (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Alternate History/Animation

A very different take on the Superman story that asks What if Superman had grown up in the Soviet Union rather than in the US and become a paragon of Communist virtue

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The DC Comics animated version of an Avengers film where they put every superhero under their roof on screen at once, including Justice League Dark, the regular Justice League, Suicide Squad and Teen Titans

The Last Days of American Crime (2020)

The Last Days of American Crime (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Near-Future Heist Film/Action Film

A heist film set in a near-future USA where a group of criminals are preparing a last big caper before the activation of a mind control device that will make crime impossible

Black Christmas (2019)

Black Christmas (2019) poster
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Girl’s Dormitory Slasher

A remake of the work that has been cited as the first slasher film. This is less a horror film than a horror film that has been hijacked by a political agenda, delivered with a relentlessly loud and damning misandrist tone

The Darkest Minds (2018)

The Darkest Minds (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Adult/Psychically Powered Kids on the Run

Adapted from a series of Young Adult books concerning a group of children with psychic powers on the run in a dystopian future, this failed to find the audience it sought

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Incredibles 2 (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Pixar Animation/Superhero Spoof

Pixar’s venture into sequels has resulted in works playing off past successes that are lesser than their originals. This came with much anticipation but it too must be counted as another disappointment

Get Out (2017)

Get Out (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sinister Small Town/Racial Mind Control

A rehash of The Stepford Wives recast along racial lines. It is a surprise to see a mainstream horror hit with a strong message about racism, not that Jordan Peele neglects the horror element either

Assassin’s Creed (2016)

Assassin's Creed (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Quest Through Past Lives

Adaptation of the popular videogame that is lumbered with the game’s inherently uncinematic premise where people only sit around and watch what has already happened in the past

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016)

Batman Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Retro 1960s Batman

Someone figured out Adam West and Burt Ward, Batman and Robin from the 1960s Batman tv series, were still around and put them in this animated film that replicates the look of the show and pays homage to its willful silliness

Hansel vs Gretel (2015)

Hansel vs Gretel (2015) poster
Rating:
Modernised Fairytale

Sequel to The Asylum’s spendidly grotesque Hansel & Gretel, this pits the two characters against one another for contrived reasons to justify its title but is just cheaply made

Harmony (2015)

Harmony (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Disquiet Utopia

Anime set in a disquiet utopia where the populace is monitored by cyber implants. Almost completely eschewing the usual action scenes of sf anime, this tells a strong, intelligent and character-driven story

Ant-Man (2015)

Ant-Man (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

While there is little doubt that Edgar Wright would have made a much better film, this emerges with an engaging likeability. Less epic superheroics, this plays out more as a caper comedy where a good ensemble and comedic playing carry the show

Insurgent (2015)

Insurgent (2015) poster
Rating:
Young Adult Dystopian Future

Divergent, the first entry in this Young Adult dystopian series, a poor man’s Hunger Games, failed the “I can’t hold any suspension of disbelief” test. This offers more of the same, plus lots of random effects sequences

Bill the Galactic Hero (2014)

Bill the Galactic Hero (2014) poster
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Space War Parody

Harry Harrison’s Bill the Galactic Hero is hands down the funniest science-fiction book of all time; it is painful watching it rendered in the hands of Alex Cox who has only the budget and resources of an amateur film

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Complex of Zombies and Mutants

Another unnecessary entry in a creativity-handicapped series, the continuing popularity of which is baffles. This shuffles through the familiar moves, brings back several familiar characters but only leaves me asking why I have invested some nine hours of time following this series

The Avengers (2012)

The Avengers (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

The culmination of one of the most ambitious cinematic exercises ever conducted, with Marvel weaving storylines through several films to finally merge here with flawless regard. The characters get far more depth than in all of their previous films

Johnny English Reborn (2011)

Johnny English Reborn (2011) poster
Rating: ★½
Incompetent Spy Comedy

Rowan Atkinson is a very funny man but try as I might I cannot get into these Johnny English films – they seem at best lame Austin Powers castoffs with gags designed for the single digit age range

Seconds Apart (2011)

Seconds Apart (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Evil Psychic Twins

A wonderfully cool film about malevolent twins with psychic abilities. that is an astonishingly assured effort where the various set-pieces come with the confidence of a director who has been working in the genre for years

The Prodigies (2011)

The Prodigies (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Psychic Powered Kids Go Amok

French animated film about a group of kids with psychic powers going amok. Is okay at what it does but had much of its thunder stolen by the more recent and more spectacular Chronicle

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) poster
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Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Four films in and clear evidence that the Resident Evil series needs to be retired. This consists of tediously borrowed action moves now presented in 3D and a plot of random dead ends that make little sense

Brainjacked (2009)

Brainjacked (2009) poster
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Mind Control Chips

A low-budget film wherein a teenager falls under the influence of a mad scientist who drills open heads to implant mind control chips. This makes a beeline for gory splatter effects

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Undead Super-Soldiers/Action

The fifth of the Universal Soldier films reuniting both Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren, while being given a tough, brutal action punch by director John Hyams

Gamer (2009)

Gamer (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Live-Action Videogames

Film somewhere between Counterstrike and The Running Man where convicts are controlled as avatars inside a live-action videogame. A difficult to believe premise that is pumped up with hyper-adrenalised action visuals

30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007)

30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007) poster
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Jules Verne Modernisation

The Asylum conduct their cheap version of the Jules Verne novel, so cheap it doesn’t even look like they went to sea or underwater to film. Here the oft-filmed Verne story has been modernised

Appleseed Ex Machina (2007)

Appleseed Ex Machina (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Future Anti-Terrorist Squad

Shinji Aramaki’s immediate sequel to his reboot of the Appleseed franchise. This lacks the visually stunning qualities of its predecessor and seems more conceptually muddled but Aramaki eventually gets it together

Kong, King of Atlantis (2005)

Kong, King of Atlantis (2005) poster
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Animation/King Kong vs the Lizard People of Atlantis

The most ridiculous work to bear Kong’s name – an animated film with songs where Kong has two buddies who says “dude” and “bro” a lot and Kong fights the lizard people from Atlantis

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005)

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero vs Vampire/Animation

A film spinoff from the animated The Batman tv series, this offers a great title match but proves a disappointment. Moreover, it has to twist comic-book canon to make the plot work

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
TV Series Spinoff/Gonzo Animation

Spongebob Squarepants was a sleeper hit on the Nickelodeon Channel that crossed over to find an adult following; this is the first of the film spinoffs. The film comes with a zanily surreal sense of humour that ran through the series that is frequently downright hilarious

Suicide Club (2002)

Suicide Club (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Programmed Mass Suicides

Japanese horror film that launched the name of Shion Sono and is attention grabbing but proves an unfathomable mix of mass suicides, mysterious websites that predict deaths and a pop band seemingly controlling it all

Sole Survivor (2000)

Sole Survivor (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Plane Crash/Psychic Powers/Dean R. Koontz Adaptation

Dean R. Koontz adapted mini-series about plane crash survivors and psychic powers that comes with a series of wild twists that the script fails to offer adequate explanation for

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000)

Batman Beyond Return of the Joker (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Batman of the Future/Animation

Film spinoff of Batman Beyond, an animated tv series set in the future as a youngster inherits a hi-tech Batsuit from an aging Bruce Wayne. The film resurrects The Joker but fails to do anything interesting with the character

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Characters From a Cartoon Series Enter the Real World

Cinematic revival of the old Rocky and Bullwinkle series having the two animated characters emerge into the real (live-action) world. A film that you feel should have been funnier and more energetic than is

Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) poster
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Undead Super-Soldiers/Action

Sequel to Roland Emmerich’s Universal Soldier, this brings back Jean-Claude Van Damme but otherwise substitutes a brain dead plot that has him facing an evil A.I.

Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998)

Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998) poster
Rating: ★½
Undead Super-Soldiers/Action

he second of two cheap video-released sequels to the Jean-Claude Van Damme film. This has the novelty of featuring Burt Reynolds as the bad guy

Village of the Damned (1995)

Village of the Damned (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Telepathic Alien Children

Director John Carpenter did amazing things with his remake of The Thing but was not able to replicate such with his remake of Village of the Damned, which misses the taut atmosphere of the 1960 film

Batman Forever (1995)

Batman Forever (1995) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Superhero

Tim Burton’s superlative duo of Batman films were wrecked after Joel Schumacher took up the director’s chair and turned the films into giant camp fests. Here he allows a madly overacting Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones loose as the villains

Hellmaster (1992)

Hellmaster (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist’s Zombie Experiments

Typical 1990s video release with mad scientist John Saxon creating zombie experiments amid entertainingly gooey meltdowns and a title intended to make you think this is a Hellraiser film

Invader (1992)

Invader (1992) poster
Rating:
Amok Alien-Possessed Military A.I.

A completely ridiculous film that throws in an incomprehensible mix of an amok A.I.’s that takes over a stealth plane, UFOs, mind control and military conspiracy and proves badly made on every single count

Strangest Dreams: Invasion of the Space Preachers (1990)

Strangest Dreams: Invasion of the Space Preachers (1990) poster
Rating: ½
Alien Invader Televangelists

A film that has been sold on the basis of its deliberately ridiculous title concept – that of alien invaders attempting to take over the airwaves by posing as televangelists

The Brain (1988)

The Brain (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Evil Brain

Mad psychologist creates a giant brain about the size of a small car that controls minds and is hungry to devour people. A deliriously entertaining film that seems to embody the essence of the cheesy makeup effects driven 1980s horror film

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986)

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Interstellar Women in Prison Film

B-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a Women in Prison film set in space. Known under several different names, this is another of Olen Ray’s bimbo pictures where he plants tongue well in cheek

Identified Flying Object (1985)

Identified Flying Object (1985) poster
Rating: ½
Cute Artificially-Intelligent Helicopter

Low-budget director Ulli Lommel makes a film about a teen who befriends an artificially intelligent rogue military helicopter in what becomes E.T. by way of Blue Thunder