Justice League: Gods and Monsters (2015)

Justice League Gods and Monsters (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Alternate World Justice League

An alternate world take on DC Comics characters, who are much more morally ambiguous – Superman is General Zod’s son and Batman’s role is taken by Man-Bat and is an actual vampire

Kiss of the Damned (2012)

Kiss of the Damned (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Film

The vampire film feels creatively played out of recent. The story here is familiar but this is propelled into the watchable by the provocative and stylish direction of Xan Cassavetes (daughter of director/actor John Cassavetes)

Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave (1982)

Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Martial Arts vs Evil Sorcerer

Hong Kong kung fu films of the 1970/80s contains some bizarre crosshatches in a search for novelty. Here a kung fu practitioner takes on a sorcerer who raises ghosts and even Count Dracula to fight

Kung Fu Zombie (1981)

Kung Fu Zombie (1981) poster
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Hong Kong Comedy/Kung Fu vs Supernatural

One of the weird mash-ups of horror and martial arts popular in Hong Kong during the late 70s/80s. Despite a great title, this suffers from an emphasis on frenetic slapstick and caricatures

The Landlord (2009)

The Landlord (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
House of Demons/Horror Comedy

A low-budget indie comedy about a house that is plagued by demons and vampires. This comes with moments of appealing silliness

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Aboard a Ship Voyage

One of a spate of recent films that adapt characters or sections from Bram Stoker’s Dracula, this concerns the doomed ship voyage aboard which Dracula travels to England

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Teamup of Characters from Victorian Fiction/Graphic Novel Adaptation

The much hated adaptation of the Alan Moore graphic novels. It is undeniable fun watching the crossover between various fictional Victorian characters, while the production design is amazing

The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974)

The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Hammer Dracula/Kung Fu Vampires

The last of Hammer’s Dracula films made after Christopher Lee departed. A co-production with Hong Kong’s Shaw Brothers that shows Hammer trying to jump aboard the 1970s kung fu fad

Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural (1973)

Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Film

A vampire film that has gained a cult reputation. This nominally falls into the lesbian vampire fad but mostly takes place on a level of dreamy suggestiveness. Not fully successful but certainly something unique

Let the Right One In (2008)

Let the Right One In (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Child-like Vampire

A strong and unusual Swedish vampire film that is less a horror film than one about friendship between a boy and the very strange girl next door who we gradually realise is a vampire

Lifeforce (1985)

Lifeforce (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Soul-Sucking Alien Vampires

Tobe Hooper’s space vampires film wildly divides audiences and was a flop for Cannon Films. You have to applaud its ambitious conceptual grasp even if it bites off more wild ideas than it is ever capable of coherently presenting

The Little Vampire (2017)

The Little Vampire (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Children’s Vampire Film

Animated film based on the popular series of children’s stories about a kid who befriends a vampire boy. The same stories had previously appeared as a live-action fllm

Martin (1976)

Martin (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Deconstructed Vampire

George Romero’s deconstruction of the vampire film is one of his most remarkable films. In contrast to vampire cliches, all we get is a pale teen with an unhealthy obsession contrasted with a religious extremist who demands he be exorcised.

Minions (2015)

Minions (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Cute Mischievous Creatures

The incomprehensibly manic antics of the Minions have a cuteness appeal that has overspilled the Despicable Me films and seemed like it is in danger of taking over pop culture in the last couple of years; here they get a film all to themselves with amiably lightweight results

Monster Brawl (2011)

Monster Brawl (2011) poster
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Wrestling Match Between Famous Monsters

This has the mildly amusing idea of taking the idea of films like Dracula vs Frankenstein et al one step further and actually pitting various classic monsters against one another in a wrestling match. Beyond its mimicry of televised wrestling though, there is almost nothing else to the film

The Monster Club (1980)

The Monster Club (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Anthology

Following the collapse of Amicus Films, producer Milton Subotsky went on on his own to make this horror anthology, the bread and butter of Amicus in their heyday. Though he brings in some major horror names – Vincent Price, John Carradine – the jokey tone failed to find any success

The Monster Squad (1987)

The Monster Squad (1987) poster
Rating: ★★★
Kids vs the Famous Monsters

Rather charming effort where the Famous Monsters – Dracula, the Frankenstein Monster, the Wolf Man, The Mummy, The Creature – are revived and pitted against a group of kids. The film has a great deal of affection for the originals and the encounters are delightful

Morbius (2022)

Morbius (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Vampire

Sony’s attempts to wring everything possible from the Spider-Man copyright in order to compete with the MCU continue with this film devoted to the Spider-Man vampire villain

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Secret World of Magic Amid the Everyday

A Young Adult fantasy adaptation that fells a Harry Potter wannabe repackaged with the brooding teen romanticism of the Twilight series, all under a director whose indifferent handling fails to animate any of the material

The Moth Diaries (2011)

The Moth Diaries (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possible Vampire in a Girl's Boarding School

Interesting attempt to rewrite Carmilla for the Twilight crowd. In fact, this is a film that features more credible teenage girls and is far more successful as a horror film and at creating uncanny mood than the Twilight films were

Mr Vampire II (1986)

Mr Vampire II (1986) poster
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Hong Kong Hopping Vampire Comedy

The first of several sequels to the hopping vampire hit. While the original was an adept and clever blend of fantasy and comedy, this promptly heads for loud and noisy slapstick

Mr Vampire 4 (1988)

Mr Vampire 4 (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Hopping Vampire Comedy

Fourth in the popular hopping vampire saga that spawned six films and an uncredited copycat series, all blending a manic mix of comedy, fantastique moves and Eastern beliefs

Mr Vampire (1985)

Mr Vampire (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Hong Kong Supernatural Comedy

Hong Kong hopping vampire film that produced a string of sequels. The original is the best, a clever, fast-paced blend of comedy, supernatural and traditional Eastern beliefs

Mr Vampire 1992 (1992)

Mr Vampire 1992 (1992) poster
Rating: ★★½
Hong Kong Hopping Vampire Comedy

The last of the popular Hong Kong comedy series about hopping vampires. While the other sequels became very silly, this goes out on an inspired final note

Mutant Vampire Zombies from the ‘Hood (2008)

Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood (2008) poster
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Gangbangers vs the Zombie Apocalypse

There is a great title and the germ of a good idea here – two rival street gangs and a white cop are forced to set aside their difference and cooperate to deal with the zombie apocalypse. Alas, as a directorial outing from the writer of the Sharknado films, this emerges cheaply and tattily

My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You Tell It To (2020)

My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Kitchen Sink Vampire Film

In the best tradition of George Romero’s Martin, a kitchen sink vampire film focused around a family trying to protect a sickly sibling

New Moon (2009)

New Moon (2009) poster
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Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romance

The second of the Twilight films where the moderately grounded original is blown up into the near laughable with the ridiculously over-the-top hyper-sexualised posturing of its male leads

The Night Flier (1997)

The Night Flier (1997) poster
Rating: ★★½
Tabloid Journalist Tracks Vampire/Stephen King Adaptation

Okay but nothing standout Stephen King adaptation with Miguel Ferrer as a tabloid journalist covering a series of killings before realising he is tracking a vampire

The Night Stalker (1972)

The Night Stalker (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Journalist Tracks a Vampire

Witty and funny attempt to update the vampire to the present day being hunted by a reporter. Darren McGavin gives an enormously entertaining performance. A hit tv movie that was spun out into a series.

The Night Watchmen (2017)

The Night Watchmen (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Security Guards vs Vampires Comedy

Horror comedy set in an office building as a group of inept security guards fight off a vampire outbreak among the staff. Very similar to the earlier Bloodsucking Bastards, this balances comedy and horror but director Mitchell Altieri demonstrates comedy is not his strong point

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Halloween Denizens Take Over Christmas/Stop-Motion Animation

Tim Burton and Henry Selick combine on this stop-motion animated fantasy made in Burton’s characteristcially eccentric style, a beautifully stylised and dark fantasy in which assorted Halloween denizens invade Christmas

Nightmare in Blood (1977)

Nightmare in Blood (1977) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Actor is a Vampire

Horror host John Stanley directs a film with an amusing premise where a famous horror actor known for playing a vampire turns out to be a vampire for real, causing problems when he turns up for a convention

Nosferatu (1922)

Nosferatu (1922) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Silent Dracula Adaptation

The first screen adaptation of Dracula and one of the most amazing of all vampire films, a German Expressionist fairytale that exists in haunted netherworld through which stalks the crepuscular figure of Max Schreck

Nosferatu vs Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)

Nosferatu vs Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014) poster
Rating: ½
Nosferatu with a Laugh Track/Deliberately Bad Film

Tony Watt, who gets my nomination as the world’s worst filmmaker, does the laughtrack trick of taking a film – in this case, the original Nosferatu – and running his usual inane sound effects and excruciating bad acting over the top

Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

Only Lovers Left Alive (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Film

Individualistic indie director Jim Jarmusch tackles the vampire film. Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston are fantastically well paired as the two bored title lovers. Beautifully filmed but, typical of Jarmusch, one where not a lot happens

The Penny Dreadful Picture Show (2013)

The Penny Dreadful Picture Show (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Horror Anthology

Not to be confused with the recent tv series Penny Dreadful, this is another in the recent spate of multi-director horror anthologies – The ABCs of Death, V/H/S films etc. Directed with a retro vibe, the episodes are expectedly uneven but better than might be expected from the hands involved

Priest (2011)

Priest (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Future World of Vampires

This spends much effort creating an imaginative future where priests battle vampires who are banished to reservations only to do nothing with it other than reach for the tropes of the Western

Queen of the Damned (2002)

Queen of the Damned (2002) poster
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Vampires/Anne Rice Adaptation

Film adaptation of the third of Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, this reduces Lestat to no more than a posturing teenage bad boy and Rice’s languidly romanticised vampires to a laughably pretentious Goth music video

Rabid (1977)

Rabid (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Parasitic Skin Graft

The fourth film from David Cronenberg, a clear (although by no means uninteresting) attempt to repeat the success of Shivers with Marilyn Chambers as a woman with a vampiric skin parasite that turns victims into maddened killers

The Rape of the Vampire (1968)

The Rape of the Vampire (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
Arty Vampire Erotica

Director Jean Rollin gained a cult following with his erotically fetishised, strikingly poetic vampire films, of which this was the first. Viewing the film today, one has more than a few problems with the title

Red Snow (2021)

Red Snow (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Romance Writer Meets a Real Vampire

This has the amusing idea of being a Martin for the Twilight era where a writer of vampire romances not at all modelled on Stephenie Meyer encounters a real vampire

Requiem for a Vampire (1972)

Requiem for a Vampire (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Arty Vampire Erotica

The fourth of the works of arty vampire erotica from cult director Jean Rollin. Rollin has discovered more in the way of plot by this point, while the film has a beautifully dreamy fairytale-like quality

The Return of Dr X (1939)

The Return of Dr X (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mad Scientist/Medical Vampire

Not a sequel to Doctor X despite the title, The main footnote this has is that it stars Humphrey Bogart as a vampire lab assistant. Halfway reasonable despite a bad reputation.

The Return of Dracula (1958)

The Return of Dracula (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Contemporary Dracula

One of the first contemporary Dracula films. Compared to Christopher Lee’s first appearance as Dracula the same year, this is dull, plodding and without atmosphere where Dracula looks like no more than a door-to-door salesman