Saw VI (2009)

Saw VI (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Sixth time around and the backstory is starting to become so excessively complicated it is hard to follow what is going on. All the gruesome torturings now seem passe, although this does redeem itself somewhat in making a few black digs at the medical health industry

Scalps (1983)

Scalps (1983) poster
Rating: 1

Fred Olen Ray is one of the most prolific genre directors. This film about a cursed Indian graveyard was made earlier in his career. Olen Ray hasn’t exactly become a good filmmaker since but his subsequent films are at least made with a overall competence and a sense of humour, which this lacks

Scarecrows (1988)

Scarecrows (1988) poster
Rating: 3

An overlooked effort from the direct-to-VHS era concerning itself with a field of undead scarecrows. Amid the numerous zombie and splatter effects efforts of the day that were being churned out, this settles in with an unusual atmosphere that is often hard to shake

Scared Stiff (1953)

Scared Stiff (1953) poster
Rating: 2.5

Remake of the earlier Bob Hope Old Dark House comedy The Ghost Breakers now made as a vehicle for the duo of Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin. Probably overly long and takes forever to arrive at the haunted house but has some occasionally amiable comedic moments

Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Scary Movie 2 (2001) poster
Rating: 1.5

The first of the Scary Movie sequels. The Wayans Brothers extend the gag beyond the slasher movie to take on the ghost story and exorcism film while aiming squarely for Lowest Common Denominator humour

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Scary Movie 3 (2003) poster
Rating: 1

David Zucker takes over the reins of the franchise from the Wayans Brothers. With a lack of big scary movies in 2002 to parody, the film takes a scattershot approach, parodying any film at all

Scary Movie 4 (2006)

Scary Movie 4 (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Fourth of the Scary Movie films and the usual crude inanity, although under David Zucker the movie parodies have expanded well beyond what can be labelled scary movies any longer

Scary MoVie (2013)

Scary MoVie (2013) poster
Rating: 1

Just when you thought that this witless and unfunny series has died off, it drags itself out of mothballs for another outing. As with the other entries, it is a bunch of recent movies overrun with crude, moronic gags

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Based on the popular series of children’s horror tales, this Guillermo Del Toro written/produced effort borrows the idea from the Goosebumps film of having the stories come to life and the idea from Stranger Things and It with a group children fighting against them. On screen, the finished result never quite seems as much as it promises to be

Scary Movie (2026)

Scary Movie (2026) poster
Rating: 2

The Wayans Brothers and most of the regulars return to revive the franchise to make more crude farce of the Scream and Halloween revivals and other horror films to come out in the last few years

Schizo (1976)

Schizo (1976) poster
Rating: 3

UK. 1976. Crew Director/Producer – Pete Walker, Screenplay – David McGillivray, Photography – Peter Jessop, Music – Stanley Myers, Makeup Supervisor – George Partleton, Art Direction – Chris Burke. Production Company – Peter Walker (Heritage) Ltd. Cast Lynne Frederick (Samantha Gray Falconer/Jean Longmarsh), Jack Watson (William Haskin), John Leyton (Alan Falconer), Stephanie Beacham (Beth), John […]

Schock (1977)

Schock (1977) poster
Rating: 3

The last film from the great Mario Bava – an uncanny effort filled with some strikingly spooky scenes that leaves you uncertain whether what we are seeing is a haunting, a possession or is taking place in a mad woman’s fraying mind

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) poster
Rating: 2

There is something appealing to the film’s premise – of boyscouts with their knowhow and do-gooder mentality being the best equipped to survive the zombie apocalypse.But this a film not nearly as clever as it thinks it is being

Scre4m (2011)

Scre4m (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson return to the Scream franchise to turn out the fourth and best sequel yet. The opening scene alone is the funniest one has seen in a film in some time

Scream (1996)

Scream (1996) poster
Rating: 4

Wes Craven and scriptwriter Kevin Williamson make a witty homage to the 1980s slasher film, turning the genre on its head by having the characters perfectly aware they are in a horror film and of the genre’s cliches

Scream 2 (1997)

Scream 2 (1997) poster
Rating: 2.5

Wes Craven’s Scream was a clever and witty homage to/deconstruction of the slasher film of the 1980s; for the sequel, he and Kevin Williamson naturally turn to deconstructing the slasher sequel

Scream 3 (2000)

Scream 3 (2000) poster
Rating: 2

By the time of this third film and the departure of screenwriter Kevin Williamson, creativity in the Scream series seems to be flagging even though this has critic-proofed itself by calling itself a parody of a sequel

Scream 7 (2026)

Scream 7 (2026) poster
Rating: 2

The Scream series drags itself for another sequel but at least performs a course correction by bringing back original screenwriter Kevin Williamson in the director’s chair, along with appearances of many past cast

Scream (2022)

Scream (2022) poster
Rating: 3

Following the recent reboot of the Halloween franchise, many of the original cast and a new directorial team resurrect Wes Craven’s Scream franchise in some undeniably appealing ways

Scream Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street (2019)

Scream Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

A documentary that discusses the gay subtext in A Nightmare on Elm Street Part II: Freddy’s Revenge and how lead actor Mark Patton claims it ruined his career

Scream VI (2023)

Scream VI (2023) poster
Rating: 1

The sixth entry in a series that began as a smart and clever parody/deconstruction of the slasher film. Now this has become just another teen franchise film that has forgotten all the meta margin notes.

Screaming in High Heels: The Rise and Fall of the Scream Queen Era (2011)

Screaming in High Heels: The Rise and Fall of the Scream Queen Era (2011) poster
Rating: 3

Documentary about the so-called Scream Queen phenomenon – a series of cheap horror films from the late 80s/early 90s made for the video market featuring a series of starlets who readily got naked and kicked ass. This interviews the principal players and covers the genre with a reasonable degree of insightful candour

Screams of a Winter Night (1979)

Screams of a Winter Night (1979) poster
Rating: 1

Obscure horror anthology from the great era of regional drive-in cinema. The stories lose any potential due to incredibly dreary direction

Seance (2000)

Seance (2000) poster
Rating: 3

Japan’s Kiyoshi Kurosawa conducts a remake of the British thriller Seance on a Wet Afternoon. Where the original was a mundane film that depicted a kidnap scheme involving a fake medium, Kurosawa builds this out as an actual ghost story

Séance: The Summoning (2011)

Séance: The Summoning (2011) poster
Rating: 2

Fairly by-the-books possession and exorcism film that does have the novelty of playing out in a morgue and where the entire cast has been pared down to four. There also seems an earnest strain of belief in Christianity/Catholicism that runs throughout

Season of the Witch (2011)

Season of the Witch (2011) poster
Rating: 2

Medieavel fantasy action film with Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman assigned to escort a witch who may be able to deliver the land from the Black Plague. The wider moral issues of the film are buried under action and CGI

The Seasoning House (2012)

The Seasoning House (2012) poster
Rating: 2

This starts out as a socially conscious drama about East European sex slavery. As directed by a makeup effects artist, the film seems to tepidly avoid the raw and brutal impact the material holds, before finally revealing its true nature as an imprisonment and revenge horror

Seconds Apart (2011)

Seconds Apart (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

A wonderfully cool film about malevolent twins with psychic abilities. that is an astonishingly assured effort where the various set-pieces come with the confidence of a director who has been working in the genre for years

The Secret of Crickley Hall (2012)

The Secret of Crickley Hall (2012) poster
Rating: 2.5

Ghost story BBC mini-series adapted from a novel by horror writer James Herbert that unfolds between two different eras. With an amazing cast of Before They Were Famous names.

Secret Window (2004)

Secret Window (2004) poster
Rating: 3.5

Stephen King adaptation with Johnny Depp as a writer in a cabin in the woods harassed by mysterious stranger John Turturro. Screenwriter David Koepp directs a marvellously chill Turturro with lots of twisty surprises

Secrets of a Psychopath (2015)

Rating: 2

Director Bert I. Gordon was at his heyday in the 1950s, making cheap giant monster films like The Amazing Colossal Man and Earth vs the Spider. Gordon returns here at the age of 93 (making him one of the world’s oldest directors) with this rather sordid little psycho film

See No Evil 2 (2014)

See No Evil 2 (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

The Soska Sisters make a sequel to the 2006 slasher film. You cannot help but think that a sequel to such an average film is the sisters batting well below their capabilities. The surprise is that in their hands the result follows such traditional genre patterns

Selfie from Hell (2018)

Selfie from Hell (2018) poster
Rating: 2

The selfie is such a concept of the moment that I suppose someone had to make the first selfie horror film. The film suffers conceptual confusions and what starts out akin to something like Ring slides into more of a variant on The Den with sinister strangers stalking the heroine online

Seoul Station (2016)

Seoul Station (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Train to Busan was a massive breakout hit from South Korear. Overlooked in the buzz was this animated prequel from the same director released at the same time. The zombie film and animation are an uneasy mix but this works well, if not with the same kick as Train to Busan

A Serbian Film (2010)

A Serbian Film (2010) poster
Rating: 3.5

Possibly the most extreme film ever made, a venture into the underground of Serbain snuff filmmaking. A film that holds back from breaking no taboo and ventures into exceedingly disturbing places

A Serial Killer’s Guide to Life (2019)

A Serial Killer's Guide to Life (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

Essentially a women’s version of Fight Club, a black comedy about a girl being dragged on a killing spree by a murderous life coach

Serpent (2017)

Serpent (2017) poster
Rating: 2.5

South African thriller that borrows much of its premise from Buried as a married couple camping in a remote gorge are trapped inside their tent with a deadly snake – only for secrets in the marriage to prove just as deadly

The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)

The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) poster
Rating: 4

One of Wes Craven’s best films. Loosely based on true-life book by botanist Wade Davis who set out to find the drug that creates zombies, Craven delves into Haitian voodoo in a striking blend of dream and horror

Servants of Twilight (1991)

Servants of Twilight (1991) poster
Rating: 2

Dean R. Koontz adaptation with Bruce Greenwood as a private detective drawn into helping a woman protect her child from crazed cultists that believe he is the Antichrist

Seven Blood-Stained Orchids (1972)

Seven Blood-Stained Orchids (1972) poster
Rating: 3

A not bad giallo film from Umberto Lenzi, the director who created the notorious Italian cannibal film. Antonio Sabato [Sr] tries to trace the identity of a killer in black who leaves a silver pendant at each murder

Seven Footprints to Satan (1929)

Seven Footprints to Satan (1929) poster
Rating: 3.5

An Old Dark House film from the silent era. Haxan director Benjamin Christensen turns the mansion into a fantastical netherworld and creates a compulsive atmosphere of weird and fascinating happenings that is is only marred only by a contrived mundane ending

The Seventh Victim (1943)

The Seventh Victim (1943) poster
Rating: 4

One of the classic films from producer Val Lewton concerning a secret society of Satanists. An oppressive atmosphere of gloom and morbidity hangs over the film and, as always with Lewton, it comes with striking directorial effects that play on the imagination

7500 (2014)

7500 (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Takashi Shimizu has done commendable work on the Ju-on/The Grudge films and so I anticipated his taking on the airplane-board horror genre. Only he delivers a surprisingly middle-of-the-road handling before reaching a cliched twist ending that truly deserves to be put out to pasture

78/52 (2017)

Rating: 4

The shower scene in Psycho is probably the most famous single scene in cinema history. The idea of an entire documentary devoted to analysing a single scene is a bit of a head scratcher at first but quickly the analysis of film’s context and the hidden meaning of shots proves completely fascinating

Severed (2005)

Rating: 3

A Canadian entry made soon into the zombie movie revival of the mid-00s and before the copycats started to become tediously familiar and the genre turned to self-parody. This delivers a solid rehash of the essentials – IMHO a better job that Zack Snyder did in Dawn of the Dead

The Severed Arm (1973)

The Severed Arm (1973) poster
Rating: 1.5

A classic attention-grabbing title from the heyday of the exploitation film … After receiving a severed arm in the mail, a group of friends realise that a former friend has come seeking revenge for when they were trapped down a mine and agreed to cut off his arm because they had nothing to eat

Sexcula (1974)

Sexcula (1974) poster
Rating: 1

While this Canadian obscurity gives the appearance of being a 70s sex vampire film, it is in fact an X-rated Frankenstein spoof. While the film is not without its moment of complete dementia (mostly involving sex scenes with a gorilla), it eventually fragments into narrative incomprehensibility

Shadow Hunter (1993)

Shadow Hunter (1993) poster
Rating: 3

Directed by the underrated J.S. Cardone, this features Scott Glenn in a fine performance trying to track Indian sorcerer Benjamin Bratt

Shadow of a Doubt (1943)

Shadow of a Doubt (1943) poster
Rating: 3.5

Considered one of Alfred Hitchcock’s greatest films, this centres around Joseph Cotten as the favourite uncle who comes to town as his niece increasingly suspects that he may be a serial killer