Tokyo Gore Police (2008)

Tokyo Gore Police (2008) poster
Rating: 3

One among the 00s spate of gonzo Japanese splatter films. The film exists as a series of outlandishly over-the-top and absurdly entertaining splatter and bizarrely cartoonish bio-mechanoid transformation

Tokyo Tribe (2014)

Tokyo Tribe (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Shion Sono is a director who has gained cult acclaim in recent years. This astonishes with the brashness of his approach, set among the street gang warfare of the near future where all of the dialogue is delivered in rap. On the other hand, the film lacks the budget to sustain such energy

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) poster
Rating: 3

Pierce Brosnan’s second outing as James Bond holds up fairly well, especially in the action department, although Jonathan Pryce seems miscast as a Rupert Murdoch-modeled super-villain

The Tomorrow War (2021)

The Tomorrow War (2021) poster
Rating: 1

Chris Pratt is recruited to fight an alien invasion in a war across time in a big-budget film that flounders in its own ridiculousness

Tomorrowland (2015)

Tomorrowland (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Despite being another film based on a Disney theme park, I had high expectations of this because of Brad Bird. Alas, the initial promise of a retro-sf work that mainlined the wonderment of Jetsons-styled futurism turns into a surprisingly glum and message-heavy work about how the modern world is a depressing place

Total Recall (1990)

Total Recall (1990) poster
Rating: 2

Adaptation of a Philip K. Dick story is killed by being turned into an Arnold Schwarzenegger action vehicle and by director Paul Verhoeven’s burying the reality bending subtleties of the story under bludgeoning ultra-violence

Total Recall (2012)

Total Recall (2012) poster
Rating: 2.5

I was never a particular fan of the Schwarzenegger original and this improves on it somewhat. This is far better conceived as an action film with some amazing Cyberpunk designs. On the other hand, the two decades interim has made the story’s Philip K. Dick-ian reality bendings seem commonplace

Totally Killer (2023)

Totally Killer (2023) poster
Rating: 3

A Blumhouse production that ends up being a smart conceptual mash-up between Back to the Future and Halloween

The Toxic Avenger (2023)

The Toxic Avenger (2023) poster
Rating: 2

A remake of the work that launched Troma films. The original The Toxic Avenger was a gungily nasty film that readily trod way over all lines of good taste. In being cast with name stars, this has been cleaned up considerably

Track of the Moon Beast (1976)

Track of the Moon Beast (1976) poster
Rating: 0.5

Cheap and unmemorable film that is essentially a werewolf film with an SF rationale in which an archaeologist transforms into a lizard creature under the moonlight after touching a moon rock. The most incredible thing is that this has a screenplay by Bill Finger, the unacknowledged co-creator of Batman

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007)

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007) poster
Rating: 3.5

From Larry Blamire, a deliberately ridiculous spoof of the 1950s alien invasion film. Blamire’s dialogue and the deadpan with which everybody plays is frequently hilarious

Trancers II (1991)

Trancers II (1991) poster
Rating: 2.5

The first of several sequels to Charles Band’s Trancers with Tim Thomerson as a hard-boiled time-travelling detective. This does a passably okay job of following up on its predecessor

Trans-Atlantic Tunnel (1935)

Trans-Atlantic Tunnel (1935) poster
Rating: 2

Early sound era depiction of the attempts to build a tunnel between the UK and USA. The film conjures something of the epic architectural imagination of Metropolis but is crippled by dull, static scenes with characters sitting around talking (a novelty for early sound audiences)

Transcendence (2014)

Transcendence (2014) poster
Rating: 2

A film that bites off some Big Ideas from the transhumanist movement – A.I., nanotechnology, and especially Mind Upload – and fails to do anything with them except for reach for hoary cliches of Frankenstein science. A film that, despite its self-importance, ends up as only a better budgeted version of The Lawnmower Man

Transformers (2007)

Transformers (2007) poster
Rating: 3

Michael Bay takes on the 1980s toy phenomenon, turning it into a massive blockbuster filled with copious mass destruction and machines beating the metal crap out of each other

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Are there any new creative directions that Michael Bay feels he he has to explore for a fourth Transformers film? All the Transformers beating the crap out of each other and copious mass destruction has become hard to tell one of the films from each other

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) poster
Rating: 2

The third of Michael Bay’s Transformers films. While the human scenes opt for a ghastly miscalculated sense of humour, the effects houses are at the peak of their game, even if Bay allows them to drag the mass destruction out to a numbing excess

Transformers One (2024)

Transformers One (2024) poster
Rating: 2

Since Michael Bay retired from the series, The Transformers films have been looking for new directions. This ventures into animation to tell a Transformers origin story

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) poster
Rating: 2

The first of Michael Bay’s Transformers sequels has even better effects and more copious mass destruction to the point it washes over you without any effect

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023)

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023) poster
Rating: 1.5

The seventh of the live-action Transformers films, the second made after Michael Bay stepped down from the director’s chair

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) poster
Rating: 1.5

The fifth of Michael Bay’s Transformers films. This comes with more of an outright comedy focus than any of the other films where Bay seems to be second-guessing his critics and spoofing his own peccadilloes in quote marks, only to produce the silliest entry in the series yet

The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

The Transformers: The Movie (1986) poster
Rating: 1

Animated theatrically released spinoff from the original Transformers tv series. The film mostly serves to highlight the considerable number of characters where to the uninitiated it is frequently difficult to tell one side from the next.

Transmorphers (2007)

Transmorphers (2007) poster
Rating: 2.5

The Asylum’s answer to Michael Bay’s Transformers. Bay had a $150 million budget; they try to copy it for $250,000. To its credit, the film flies valiantly to deliver a watchable show in the face of inadequate effects

Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009)

Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Transmorphers was The Asylum’s mockbuster copy of Michael Bay’s Transformers and one of their better films. When Bay released his sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, The Asylum also made this prequel

Treasure Planet (2002)

Treasure Planet (2002) poster
Rating: 2

Disney animated film that proved a flop, this lazily remakes Treasure Island set in space. The result is bad science-fiction with sailing ships in space, Ben Gumm as a malfunctioning robot and so on

Tremors II: Aftershocks (1996)

Tremors II: Aftershocks (1995) poster
Rating: 3

The first of several sequels to the modest hit of Tremors with Fred Ward and Michael Gross repeating their roles, hunting Graboids in Mexico this time. As with the first film, this ably balances suspense, creature effects and a considerable sense of humour

Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)

Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001) poster
Rating: 3

Third of the films in the Tremors series, which have held up surprisingly well in their balance of creature effects and a considerable sense of humour. This adds a series of twists to the premise that are positively hilarious

Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)

Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004) poster
Rating: 2.5

The fourth of the Tremors films.; It is a surprise that the series has managed to remain consistently enjoyable despite a limited premise. The main spin here is an origin story that takes the series back to the West

Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)

Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

It is a surprise that the Tremors series has managed to get so much out of a slim premise and to remain consistently enjoyable. Coming a decade after the last entry, this still remains enjoyable with the benefit of CGI outfitted Graboids and Michael Gross back in fine form

Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018)

Tremors: A Cold in Hell (2018) poster
Rating: 3

For an original that was only a modest box-office hit, it is surprising how long the Tremors series has kept going – five sequels, plus a tv series. This is the sixth film in the series and despite a limited and repetitive premise, characters running about hunting underground-burrowing monsters, it pulls off another enjoyable entry and fails to set a foot wrong

Tremors: Shrieker Island (2020)

Tremors: Shrieker Island (2020) poster
Rating: 2

After thirty years, the Tremors series has held up in terms of quality much better than most other monster series. This is the seventh and what would appear to be the last of the films

The Trial of Tony Blair (2007)

The Trial of Tony Blair (2007) poster
Rating: 1

Political What if scenario that sees British Prime Minister Tony Blair being publicly shamed and then placed on trail for his part in the 2003 invasion of Iraq. The biting points are undone by the film being directed in a tone of strident farce

The Triangle (2005)

The Triangle (2005) poster
Rating: 3

An impressive line-up of genre names came together for this big event mini-series that sets out to offer a conclusive explanation for the Bermuda Triangle in a plot that juggles an entertaining stew of wild ideas involving timewarps, alternate timelines and government cover-ups

Triassic World (2018)

Triassic World (2018) poster
Rating: 2

A mockbuster from The Asylum that was designed to capitalise on the release of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, this is a low-budget CGI dinosaur film that is slightly better than most

The Trigger Effect (1996)

The Trigger Effect (1996) poster
Rating: 4

Excellent and understated directorial debut from screenwriter David Koepp where a mysterious citywide power cut suddenly brings out tensions and prejudices among people

A Trip to the Moon (1902)

A Trip to the Moon (1902) poster
Rating: 3.5

Often misidentified as the first science-fiction film, Georges Melies’s short is a whimsy involving comedic exploits on the Lunar surface. Hardly serious as SF but an undeniably iconic work made with enormous sophistication for the day

The Tripods [Season 1] (1984)

The Tripods (Season 1) (1984) poster
Rating: 4

Classic tv mini-series about rebellion in a future where Earth is controlled by giant alien tripod machines, this still holds up as something great today

Tron Ares (2025)

Tron Ares (2025) poster
Rating: 1

Tron was a genuinely groundbreaking work. It is hard to describe how ill conceived this sequel is where we have gone to predicting the idea of cyberspace to a fight over a glorified 3D printer

Tron Legacy (2010)

Tron Legacy (2010) poster
Rating: 2

Tron was a groundreaking work that predicted the advent of cyberspace. Three decades on, this sequel never does anything as imaginative, although advances in effects technology allow for a dazzling reinvention of The Grid

Trucks (1997)

Trucks (1997) poster
Rating: 2.5

Remake of the same Stephen King short story that formed the basis of Maximum Overdrive about trucks turning against humanity … Why remake a work that was poorly regarded first time around is a good question but this actually emerges as the better version

Trump vs The Illuminati (2020)

Trump vs The Illuminati (2020) poster
Rating: 2

A clone of Donald Trump battles The Illuminati and the Egyptian god Anubis on Mars before travelling to Hell to sort out The Devil. The sheer dementia of the premise alone has one sitting down to watch

The Truth is in the Stars (2017)

Rating: 2

The William Shatner documentary is a fascinatingly bizarre beast. This involves Shatner talking to a bunch of scientists and celebrities, before meeting with Stephen Hawking but peculiarly enough seems to have no central thesis or idea about what it is setting out to prove

Tune Into the Future (2020)

Tune Into the Future (2020) poster
Rating: 3

A documentary about Hugo Gernsback, the man who coined the term science-fiction and shaped the genre in its infancy

Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)

Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) poster
Rating: 0-

The second of the film spinoffs from tv’s Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. More inane silliness played with shrieking OTT excess

Turbo Kid (2015)

Turbo Kid (2015) poster
Rating: 2

There is a fantastically witty idea here – a low-tech parody of the 1980s post-holocaust film – but one that seems in search of an accompanying film. The film overspills with retro ephemera and stylistic jokes but I wish there had been more to it beyond the hook of the initial joke

Turkey Shoot (2014)

Turkey Shoot (2014) poster
Rating: 1

Remake of the Ozploitation film where the original’s Most Dangerous Game scenario set in a dystopian future is lamely rewritten as a reality tv show and another Hunger Games ripoff. The original was fairly terrible; this has a lack of conviction in most regards that makes it even worse

The Turkish Star Wars (1982)

The Turkish Star Wars (1982) poster
Rating: 0-

A strong contender for Worst Film Ever. Rather than create any effects, it has simply uplifted footage from Star Wars, while the score is a mismash taken from popular films of the era. The dialogue is so bizarrely surreal it makes the brain hurt trying to understand it

Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Turtle Powe: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

Documentary charting the rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles phenomenon from independent comic-book to the animated series, toys and live-action films

The 25th Reich (2012)

The 25th Reich (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Time travel, Nazis in UFOs and a Nazi-ruled alternate timeline, giant robot spiders – ok, I’m sold. A surprisingly good little film where the fact that this is also made on a low budget and with a good deal of conceptual constraint makes it all the more creative an effort

The 27th Day (1957)

The 27th Day (1957) poster
Rating: 3

A classic of 1950s Reds Under the Bed anti-Communist hysteria in which aliens give selected humans capsules capable of obliterating all life, which quickly pits East against West in a race to obtain them. Clearly influenced by The Day the Earth Stood Still, this is better than most

28 Days Later (2002)

28 Days Later (2002) poster
Rating: 2.5

Danny Boyle’s sleeper hit presaged a big return for the zombie film during the 2000s/2010s. Not a bad film even if Boyle is conducting major borrowings from other works like The Day of the Triffids and Day of the Dead

28 Weeks Later (2007)

28 Weeks Later (2007) poster
Rating: 3.5

I was cautious about hailing 28 Days Later as a modern classic; this sequel is in fact a much better film. Newcomer director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo draws it out into a series of superbly sustained suspense sequences

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) poster
Rating: 4

Disney’s adaptation of Jules Verne’s novel is a lavishly produced period adventure. This became the definitive version of the book and inspired a string of other period-set Verne adaptations over the next decade

24 Hours to Live (2017)

24 Hours to Live (2017) poster
Rating: 2

An action film variant on the thriller D.O.A. where Ethan Hawke plays an assassin who is resurrected from the dead and has 24 hours to bring down the corrupt corporation who betrayed him

28 Years Later … The Bone Temple (2026)

28 Years Later ... The Bone Temple (2026) poster
Rating: 3

A follow-up to 28 Years Later …, made even before the first film was released. This gives a deeper exploration of the character of Dr Kelson and proves a surprisingly good complement to its predecessor

28 Years Later … (2025)

28 Years Later (2025) poster
Rating: 3

28 Days Later was the work that started the modern zombie film revival. Twenty-three years later, Danny Boyle and Alex Garland return to make a third film and still wring some creativity out of the set-up

2025 Armageddon (2022)

2025 Armageddon (2022) poster
Rating: 2

A crossover between all the menaces in The Asylum’s films, which are brought to life as part of an alien invasion plan

Twilight’s Last Gleaming (1977)

Twilight's Last Gleaming (1977) poster
Rating: 2

Robert Aldrich makes a thriller in which rogue general Burt Lancaster hijacks a nuclear missile silo and demands the truth about the Vietnam War be released. A big muscular production that attained some controversy at the time

Twins (1988)

Twins (1988) poster
Rating: 3.5

A one-note joke premised on casting Arnold Schwarzenegger and diminutive Danny DeVito as mismatched clone twins. Unexpectedly charming with Schwarzenegger and comedy director Ivan Reitman turning out what are probably their best works.

Twister (1996)

Twister (1996) poster
Rating: 3

After the massive success of Jurassic Park, anything with Michael Crichton’s name on it was hot property. This is made from his script about tornado chasers and is a rather entertaining film made with no other purpose that to keep producing a series of spectacular mass destruction scenes on an ever-expanding scale

Twisters (2024)

Twisters (2024) poster
Rating: 2.5

Sequel to Twister, the Michael Crichton written film about tornado chasers, this updates the story to the 21st Century and aims for much more in the way of mass destruction spectacle

2 Lava 2 Lantula (2016)

2 Lava 2 Lantula (2016) poster
Rating: 1

Lavalantula with Steve Guttenberg facing giant fire-breathing spiders was a modestly enjoyable creature feature. This sequel feels like a Sharknado wannabe with shittier effects and an unfunny sense of humour

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) poster
Rating: 5

The greatest science-fiction film ever made? Stanley Kubrick goes against all convention – the film is slow, has no clear story and reaches an enigmatic ending and yet it is a work of brilliance, both visually and in terms of effects technology

2012 (2009)

2012 (2009) poster
Rating: 2.5

Roland Emmerich mass destruction spectacle loosely based around the supposed Mayan prophecies about the end of the world in 2012. Mostly just an excuse for massively scaled disaster sequences.

2019: After the Fall of New York (1983)

2019: After the Fall of New York (1983) poster
Rating: 2

One of the more cheesily entertaining among the Italian-made ripoffs of Mad Max 2 during the 1980s (as well as more than a few dashes of Escape from New York). The film works up a moderate head of steam