Weapons (2025)

Weapons (2025) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mysterious Disappearance

Captivating and original film from Zach Cregger about a town that is affected by the mysterious disappearance of a class of children. One film where you definitely can’t predict where things are going

Village of the Damned (1995)

Village of the Damned (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Telepathic Alien Children

Director John Carpenter did amazing things with his remake of The Thing but was not able to replicate such with his remake of Village of the Damned, which misses the taut atmosphere of the 1960 film

Village of the Damned (1960)

Village of the Damned (1960) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Telepathic Alien Children

Classic adaptation of the John Wyndham novel about the women in a sleepy English village being impregnated and producing emotionless alien children with vast psychic powers. This translates the paranoia of US alien invasion films with considerable effectiveness

Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) poster
Rating:
Undead Super-Soldiers/Action

Sequel to Roland Emmerich’s Universal Soldier, this brings back Jean-Claude Van Damme but otherwise substitutes a brain dead plot that has him facing an evil A.I.

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Undead Super-Soldiers/Action

The fifth of the Universal Soldier films reuniting both Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren, while being given a tough, brutal action punch by director John Hyams

Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998)

Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998) poster
Rating: ★½
Undead Super-Soldiers/Action

he second of two cheap video-released sequels to the Jean-Claude Van Damme film. This has the novelty of featuring Burt Reynolds as the bad guy

30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007)

30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007) poster
Rating:
Jules Verne Modernisation

The Asylum conduct their cheap version of the Jules Verne novel, so cheap it doesn’t even look like they went to sea or underwater to film. Here the oft-filmed Verne story has been modernised

They Cloned Tyrone (2023)

They Cloned Tyrone (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Illicit Experiments in the Ghetto

A wonderfully paranoid film where drug dealer John Boyega discovers illicit mind control experiments are being conducted on a ghetto neighbourhood and that he is one in a series of clones

The Testament of Dr Mabuse (1962)

The Testament of Dr Mabuse (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mind-Controlling Criminal Mastermind

Third of the German thrillers of the 1960s featuring the criminal mastermind Dr Mabuse, a remake of the 1933 film where Mabuse continues his criminal schemes via mind control despite being confined to an asylum

The Testament of Dr Mabuse (1933)

The Testament of Dr Mabuse (1933) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mind-Controlling Criminal Mastermind

The second of Fritz Lang;s films about the criminal mastermind Dr Mabuse, which was banned under the Nazi regime and forced Lang to flee the country. Not quite the equal of its predecessor, Lang is still on fine form and makes an exciting crime melodrama

Superman: Red Son (2020)

Superman: Red Son (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Alternate History/Animation

A very different take on the Superman story that asks What if Superman had grown up in the Soviet Union rather than in the US and become a paragon of Communist virtue

The Suicide Squad (2021)

The Suicide Squad (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Team-Up of DC Comics Super-Villains

James Gunn takes over the Suicide Squad franchise and welcomely rescues it from the dud first screen outing, giving it his characteristically irreverent sense of humour

Suicide Club (2002)

Suicide Club (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Programmed Mass Suicides

Japanese horror film that launched the name of Shion Sono and is attention grabbing but proves an unfathomable mix of mass suicides, mysterious websites that predict deaths and a pop band seemingly controlling it all

Strangest Dreams: Invasion of the Space Preachers (1990)

Strangest Dreams: Invasion of the Space Preachers (1990) poster
Rating: ½
Alien Invader Televangelists

A film that has been sold on the basis of its deliberately ridiculous title concept – that of alien invaders attempting to take over the airwaves by posing as televangelists

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Intergalactic Adventures

Second of the Star Trek films, usually regarded as the fan favourite because of its often moving character focus on themes of life, death and aging. Ricardo Montalban makes a grandly theatrical villain and the film gets some great suspense out of space war sequences

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
TV Series Spinoff/Gonzo Animation

Spongebob Squarepants was a sleeper hit on the Nickelodeon Channel that crossed over to find an adult following; this is the first of the film spinoffs. The film comes with a zanily surreal sense of humour that ran through the series that is frequently downright hilarious

Spiderhead (2022)

Spiderhead (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Illicit Behaviour Modifying Pharmaceutical Experiments

From Joseph Kosinski, then riding high as the director of Top Gun: Maverick, Chris Hemsworth is cast in an interestingly ambiguous role as a scientist conducting illicit experiments with behaviour altering drugs

Spider-Man (1977)

Spider-Man (1977) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Superhero

The first big screen incarnation of the Marvel Comics character, the theatrically released pilot for a dreary tv series starring Nicholas Hammond that stripped Spider-Man down to being no more than a superpowered detective in a tv cop show

Some Girls Do (1969)

Some Girls Do (1969) poster
Rating: ★★
Spy Film

Bulldog Drummond was a gentleman adventurer hero popular in books and films of the 1930s/40s. Here he is reincarnated as a playboy spy amid the spate of James Bond inspired spy films of the 1960s, battling a super-villain outfitted with an army of women with robot brains

Sole Survivor (2000)

Sole Survivor (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Plane Crash/Psychic Powers/Dean R. Koontz Adaptation

Dean R. Koontz adapted mini-series about plane crash survivors and psychic powers that comes with a series of wild twists that the script fails to offer adequate explanation for

The Secret of Dr Orloff (1964)

The Secret of Dr Orloff (1964) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist Creates Mind Controlled Man

Prolific exploitation director Jesus Franco creates a sequel to his first horror film about a mad scientist creating a mind-controlled man that he sends to go out and kill strippers

Seconds Apart (2011)

Seconds Apart (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Evil Psychic Twins

A wonderfully cool film about malevolent twins with psychic abilities. that is an astonishingly assured effort where the various set-pieces come with the confidence of a director who has been working in the genre for years

Santo vs Frankenstein’s Daughter (1972)

Santo vs Frankenstein's Daughter (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mexican Wrestler Superhero vs Frankenstein's Daughter

The Mexican masked wrestler superhero Santo faces Frankenstein’s daughter who wants his blood to perfect her rejuvenation serum in this entertainingly madcap outing

The Return of Dr. Fu Manchu (1930)

The Return of Dr. Fu Manchu (1930) poster
Rating: ★★★
Super-Villain

The second of the films made about the Chinese super-villain Fu Manchu, the first made in sound. This is where the film series started to find itself, turning in some superlative thrills and a wonderful battle of wits between hero and villain. Pulp thrills at their best

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Complex of Zombies and Mutants

Another unnecessary entry in a creativity-handicapped series, the continuing popularity of which is baffles. This shuffles through the familiar moves, brings back several familiar characters but only leaves me asking why I have invested some nine hours of time following this series

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) poster
Rating:
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Four films in and clear evidence that the Resident Evil series needs to be retired. This consists of tediously borrowed action moves now presented in 3D and a plot of random dead ends that make little sense

Psyched By the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology) (1972)

Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology) (1972) poster
Rating:
Sex and Witchcraft

Fascinatingly bizarre psychotronic film about an innocent drawn into the secrets of sexual witchcraft. Bad filmmaking on almost every level

The Prodigies (2011)

The Prodigies (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Psychic Powered Kids Go Amok

French animated film about a group of kids with psychic powers going amok. Is okay at what it does but had much of its thunder stolen by the more recent and more spectacular Chronicle

One Spy Too Many (1966)

One Spy Too Many (1966) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Film/Spy Film

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. tv series was construed as lighter take on the James Bond films. This, the third theatrical film recut from tv episodes, is one of the most entertaining, creating a memorable super-villain and almost entirely consisting of over-the-top death traps and action set-pieces

Night Slaves (1970)

Night Slaves (1970) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Body Snatchers

TV movies of the 1970s can be this unexplored treasure trove of sophisticated and intelligent genre treatments. Case in point being this effort, a variant on a 1950s body snatchers film in which a man with a steel plate in his head discovers that the people of a small town are being taken over at night by aliens

Missile to the Moon (1958)

Missile to the Moon (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Expedition to the Moon/All-Female Lunar Society

A remake of the classic bad movie Cat-Women of the Moon in which explorers to the Moon encounter an all-women society. Things do not improve in the bad movie stakes here

The Last Days of American Crime (2020)

The Last Days of American Crime (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Near-Future Heist Film/Action Film

A heist film set in a near-future USA where a group of criminals are preparing a last big caper before the activation of a mind control device that will make crime impossible

The Lady and the Monster (1944)

The Lady and the Monster (1944) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★★
Evil Disembodied Brain/Mad Scientist Film

The first screen version of Donovan’s Brain about a brain in a jar exerting mental control over a man’s will. This has been considerably changed to become one of the era’s mad scientist films

Kong, King of Atlantis (2005)

Kong, King of Atlantis (2005) poster
Rating:
Animation/King Kong vs the Lizard People of Atlantis

The most ridiculous work to bear Kong’s name – an animated film with songs where Kong has two buddies who says “dude” and “bro” a lot and Kong fights the lizard people from Atlantis

Kill and Kill Again (1981)

Kill and Kill Again (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Martial Arts Film/Mind Control Drug

From they heyday of the 1970s martial arts film, karate champion James Ryan must reunite the old gang to take on a super-villain who wants to enslave the world with a mind control drug derived from potatoes

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The DC Comics animated version of an Avengers film where they put every superhero under their roof on screen at once, including Justice League Dark, the regular Justice League, Suicide Squad and Teen Titans

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The second part of the epic three film animated adaptation of the classic DC Comics title Crisis on Infinite Earths concerning a battle across the DC multiverse

Johnny English Reborn (2011)

Johnny English Reborn (2011) poster
Rating: ★½
Incompetent Spy Comedy

Rowan Atkinson is a very funny man but try as I might I cannot get into these Johnny English films – they seem at best lame Austin Powers castoffs with gags designed for the single digit age range

Invaders from Mars (1953)

Invaders from Mars (1953) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Body Snatchers

Classic of the 1950s alien invader genre in which a young boy discovers that the adults around him are being taken over by Martian invaders. Director William Cameron Menzies makes striking use of sets to further a sense of alienation

Invader (1992)

Invader (1992) poster
Rating:
Amok Alien-Possessed Military A.I.

A completely ridiculous film that throws in an incomprehensible mix of an amok A.I.’s that takes over a stealth plane, UFOs, mind control and military conspiracy and proves badly made on every single count

Insurgent (2015)

Insurgent (2015) poster
Rating:
Young Adult Dystopian Future

Divergent, the first entry in this Young Adult dystopian series, a poor man’s Hunger Games, failed the “I can’t hold any suspension of disbelief” test. This offers more of the same, plus lots of random effects sequences

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Incredibles 2 (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Pixar Animation/Superhero Spoof

Pixar’s venture into sequels has resulted in works playing off past successes that are lesser than their originals. This came with much anticipation but it too must be counted as another disappointment

Identified Flying Object (1985)

Identified Flying Object (1985) poster
Rating: ½
Cute Artificially-Intelligent Helicopter

Low-budget director Ulli Lommel makes a film about a teen who befriends an artificially intelligent rogue military helicopter in what becomes E.T. by way of Blue Thunder

I Was a Zombie for the FBI (1982)

I Was a Zombie for the FBI (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
1950s Alien Invasion Film Homage

Obscure title that when seen is revealed to be a surprisingly well-made (in places) homage to the 1950s alien invasion genre and replication of the era’s style of filmmaking

How to Steal the World (1968)

How to Steal the World (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
The The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Film/Spy Film

The eight and last of the films recut from episodes of tv’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E.. This starts to show the strain of trying to make what were originally designed as tv episodes work as feature films

Hoppers (2026)

Hoppers (2026) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pixar Animation/Robot Beaver Among the Talking Animals

The 30th film from Pixar, a strange take on Avatar where a young conservationist enters a robotic beaver body in order to venture out among the animals. Directed with a good deal of likeably snappy humour

Hellmaster (1992)

Hellmaster (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist’s Zombie Experiments

Typical 1990s video release with mad scientist John Saxon creating zombie experiments amid entertainingly gooey meltdowns and a title intended to make you think this is a Hellraiser film

Harmony (2015)

Harmony (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Disquiet Utopia

Anime set in a disquiet utopia where the populace is monitored by cyber implants. Almost completely eschewing the usual action scenes of sf anime, this tells a strong, intelligent and character-driven story

Hansel vs Gretel (2015)

Hansel vs Gretel (2015) poster
Rating:
Modernised Fairytale

Sequel to The Asylum’s spendidly grotesque Hansel & Gretel, this pits the two characters against one another for contrived reasons to justify its title but is just cheaply made

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023)

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

Third of the Guardians of the Galaxy films, this successfully recaptures the nature of the goofy ensemble comedy caper that made the first film such a winner but seemed to be missing in the second

God Told Me To (1976)

God Told Me To (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Messiah/Cult Killings/Alien Abduction & Impregnation

One of the key films in the cult of director Larry Cohen, this throws in a mind-bending mix involving an androgynous alien messiah, random shootings, alien abduction and Catholicism

Get Out (2017)

Get Out (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sinister Small Town/Racial Mind Control

A rehash of The Stepford Wives recast along racial lines. It is a surprise to see a mainstream horror hit with a strong message about racism, not that Jordan Peele neglects the horror element either

Gamera vs. Zigra (1971)

Gamera vs Zigra (1971) poster
Rating:
Japanese Monster Movie

This was the seventh of the 1960s Gamera films and one of the worst of the series. By now, the film is pitched entirely to juvenile audiences, while the effects are pitiful

Gamer (2009)

Gamer (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Live-Action Videogames

Film somewhere between Counterstrike and The Running Man where convicts are controlled as avatars inside a live-action videogame. A difficult to believe premise that is pumped up with hyper-adrenalised action visuals

Firestarter (2022)

Firestarter (2022) poster
Rating:
Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

One of Stephen King’s best books is given a new film workover by Blumhouse. Keith Thomas made a standout directorial debut with The Vigil, but this is a disaster, one of the worst of all King adaptations

Firestarter (1984)

Firestarter (1984) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

The adaptation of the Stephen King novel with Drew Barrymore giving a fantastic performance as a young girl with pyrokinetic powers on the run as she is hunted by a sinister government agency