The Lost Continent (1968)

The Lost Continent (1968) poster
Rating: 2.5

An oddity from Hammer Films – a colourfully interesting lost world film set in the Sargasso Sea filled with trapped ships from all eras and cheesy monster. More dramatically interesting in the build-up than when we arrive

The Lost Future (2010)

The Lost Future (2010) poster
Rating: 2

This feels like a remake of the Roger Corman post-holocaust cavemen cheapie Teenage Caveman. It cannot escape that at heart it is never more than a B movie about caveman fighting mutants

Lost in the Pacific (2016)

Lost in the Pacific (2016) poster
Rating: 1

A Chinese-made attempt to make a disaster movie with a crosscut of characters aboard a luxury airliner. What causes the film to plummet down into the ridiculous is the addition of a horde of mutant cats

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau (2014)

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau (2014) poster
Rating: 4

A compulsively watchable documentary about the making of the 1996 The Island of Dr Moreau and the bizarre stories of how the personalities and star egos made it into a cinematic train wreck

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) poster
Rating: 1.5

The first sequel to the massive success of Jurassic Park where Steven Spielberg returns to direct with a script that seems a mishmash of loose ends that only weakly rehashes the original

Love and Monsters (2020)

Love and Monsters (2020) poster
Rating: 2

A nerdy guy sets out across a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with giant animals to be with the girl of his dreams. This sound promising in description but suffers an identity crisis on screen

LX 2048 (2020)

LX 2048 (2020) poster
Rating: 3.5

A film I went into with no expectation that quickly creates a fascinating future and offers some ingeniously original treatments of cloning and Virtual Reality themes

M3gan 2.0 (2025)

M3gan 2.0 (2025) poster
Rating: 2.5

Sequel to the killer doll film M3gan that is a much better work than its predecessor. If the original was Child’s Play by way of The Terminator then this is the series’ equivalent of Terminator 2: Judgement Day

M3gan (2022)

M3gan (2022) poster
Rating: 2

A horror film about an artificially intelligent children’s doll that resembles one of the Big Eyes paintings, which then proceeds to go full-on Terminator

Machete Kills (2013)

Machete Kills (2013) poster
Rating: 4

Robert Rodriguez turns his earlier action film into an insanely creative comic-book overflowing with SF devices (and homages). The casting alone is side-splitting and Rodriguez’s visual absurdism wins the day

The Machine (2013)

The Machine (2013) poster
Rating: 3.5

A fascinating and well told work about artificial intelligence and mind upload. If the third act falls into disappointingly cliched patterns, this is nearly three-quarters of a strong and intelligent science-fiction film

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) poster
Rating: 3

The third of the Mad Max films sees the series becoming increasingly more mainstream in focus, along with the conscious resignation that it is impossible to top the previous film

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) poster
Rating: 4.5

30 years in the making and the results are sensational. An action film so relentlessly foot-to-the-floor and full of kinetic wildness that it blows all its contemporaries away and sets the bar anew

Madame Hyde (2017)

Madame Hyde (2017) poster
Rating: 2

A gender-flipped version of the Jekyll and Hyde story with Isabelle Huppert is a teacher who is walked over in every aspect of her life before she is changed by a strange electrical discharge

Madame Web (2024)

Madame Web (2024) poster
Rating: 1

Another of the films spun off from Sony’s hold on the Spider-Man copyright, this has been called the worst Marvel Comics superhero film ever. This also bears next-to-no resemblance to its comic-book counterpart

The Magnetic Monster (1953)

The Magnetic Monster (1953) poster
Rating: 3

One of the most unique 1950s atomic monster movies – in which the monster is an amok radioactive isotope. Low-budget SF film that is pushed into the decidedly watchable by a driving documentary-like urgency and in being one of the few 1950s SF films reasonably grounded in scientific methodology

The Man From Earth: Holocene (2017)

The Man From Earth: Holocene (2017) poster
Rating: 2

The Man from Earth built up a reasonable reputation with a simple concept – a 14,000 year old man tells his life story that comes with a killer of a twist. This sequel far less interestingly becomes a detective story about a group of students trying to find if their professor is the same character

Man of Steel (2013)

Man of Steel (2013) poster
Rating: 2

Zack Snyder’s reboot of Superman leaves you irritated in the first half of the film at its throwing chunks of comic-book canon out the window and the second half bored with the mass destruction orgy that drags on

The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)

The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) poster
Rating: 3

Coen Brothers black comedy with Billy Bob Thornton as an anonymous barber in the 1940s on the receiving end of life’s cruelties as he becomes involved in a blackmail scheme and murder

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) poster
Rating: 1

Ninth and weakest of the James Bond films. Ian Fleming created a great nemesis in the assassin Scaramanga and the film casts it with Christopher Lee – only to fail to write the role interesting enough for Lee to fill

Manborg (2011)

Manborg (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

A miracle of no-budget filmmaking made on a budget of $1000. A homage/parody of 80s/90s cyborg action films with some extremely accomplished effects posing and a sidesplitting ear for the era’s dialogue

The Manchurian Candidate (1962)

The Manchurian Candidate (1962) poster
Rating: 4

John Frankenheimer film. concerning a Communist plot for creating a brainwashed assassin, Frankenheimer shoots with stark and blackly funny effect and this has duly become a cult classic

The Manchurian Candidate (2004)

The Manchurian Candidate (2004) poster
Rating: 2.5

Remake of the classic Cold War thriller from Jonathan Demme that has been updated for the era of George W. Bush

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) poster
Rating: 3

A spinoff film from The Mandalorian tv series, this is the best film set in the Star Wars universe this side of the 2000s for the simple reason that it has invested in characters rather than slavish fanboy callbacks

The Mandela Effect (2019)

The Mandela Effect (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Dramatised film based on the popular conspiracy theory that people are living in an alternate timeline where their memories have been edited and that we are all living in a simulation a la The Matrix

Mars Attacks! (1996)

Mars Attacks! (1996) poster
Rating: 3

Tim Burton makes a film based on the old Topps bubblegum card series about Martian invaders, which becomes an affectionately goofy tribute to 1950s alien invasion cinema

Mars et Avril (2012)

Mars et Avril (2012) poster
Rating: 1

An impressively designed Quebecois sf film where it is it is sad to see so much artistry lavished on something completely nonsensical and utterly woolly-headed in terms of its ideas

Mars Needs Moms (2011)

Mars Needs Moms (2011) poster
Rating: 3

Motion-capture animated version of a popular children’s book. The title suggests a 1950s B movie and the subtext doesn’t bear close examination but the results are engagingly put together

The Martian (2015)

The Martian (2015) poster
Rating: 4

This year’s Gravity. A film that has worked out the science to the nth degree (and made it digestible for mass audiences). Ridley Scott rides the drama like a pro and makes one of his most enjoyable films in some time

The Martian Chronicles (1980)

The Martian Chronicles (1980) poster
Rating: 2

Ray Bradbury’s book about the human colonisation of Mars is an SF classic for its wistful, nostalgic poetry. This tv mini-series adaptation is killed by a lumbering director who over-explains Bradbury’s imagery in the most literal ways

Martian Land (2015)

Martian Land (2015) poster
Rating: 2

The Asylum’s response to the box-office success of The Martian. The script has only made minimal effort to research the science but this works somewhat better than their usual fare

The Marvels (2023)

The Marvels (2023) poster
Rating: 0-

This ended up being the lowest rated of all MCU films. One wondered whether this was just fannish hyperbole but no what we end up with is the Batman & Robin of The MCU, the single worst film that franchise has produced

Mass Effect: Paragon Lost (2012)

Mass Effect: Paragon Lost (2012) poster
Rating: 1.5

Another instance of a computer game or film franchise turning to anime to conduct a spinoff. While Mass Effect has an impressive reputation on the console screen, the film here is a dull piece that only comes in around the level of a production line animated tv episode

The Master (2012)

The Master (2012) poster
Rating: 3.5

Paul Thomas Anderson’s loose biopic of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard is a film composed of great acting and great individual scenes more so than it ever coheses as a story or delves in to interrogate its characters. Far too elusive as a story to quite be the masterpiece it is readily being hailed as

Masters of the Universe (1987)

Masters of the Universe (1987) poster
Rating: 2

Live-action film based on the Mattel toy line and popular animated tv series. Given a Cannon Films budget, it emerges as a cheesily absurd Flash Gordon/Conan the Barbarian knockoff

Masters of the Universe (2026)

Masters of the Universe (2026) poster
Rating: 2

A reboot of Masters of the Universe, this fully embraces the mythology of the animated series and gives them great life. But is also a work that is constantly deflating any chance you are taking it seriously

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999) poster
Rating: 2

There is an appealingly satiric concept here – a parody of a nature documentary looking at human mating rituals from an alien perspective where everything is constantly being misinterpreted in terms of an animal behaviour – but what emerges is mostly a one-gag film

The Matrix (1999)

The Matrix (1999) poster
Rating: 5

A film that was as groundbreaking when it came out as Star Wars was in its day. The Wachowskis create a defining work on Virtual Reality themes and do so with a sublime cool and a series of breathtaking action moves that blew everybody away

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

The Matrix Reloaded (2003) poster
Rating: 3

The first of the sequels to The Matrix inevitably disappointed on the massive build-up. The Wachowskis leave more questions than answers, while the new action scenes are often jaw-dropping they also feel boiler-plated on

The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

The Matrix Resurrections (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

One of The Wachowskis returns to the world of The Matrix and rather wittily turns it into an anti-blockbuster about her reluctance to do so

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

The Matrix Revolutions (2003) poster
Rating: 3

Third of The Matrix sequels and the weakest of the series. This offers one showstopping effects sequence, on the other hand it also leaves a host of unanswered questions dangling

Max Steel (2016)

Max Steel (2016) poster
Rating: 1

An ill-conceived attempt to compete amid the high stakes box-office superheroics enjoyed by Marvel and belatedly DC, this had one of the most disastrous box-office showings of 2016 … Based on a popular line of action toys, this gets nothing right – it’s hard to tell it is meant to be a superhero film for half the show

Maximum Ride (2016)

Rating: 1

In between the hugely successful Young Adult adaptations of the 00s/10s there has been another trail of YA adaptations that never made it beyond one film. Adapted from a YA series by crime writer James Patterson about a group of kids with wings, this is an exceedingly lacklustre production

Mayflower II (2020)

Mayflower II (2020) poster
Rating: 0-

An hilariously bad film in which Christians launch a space mission to flee a Bible-censoring dystopia on Earth

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Maze Runner (2014) poster
Rating: 3

One of the better among the current fad for Young Adult dystopian SF works post-The Hunger Games. This dispenses with dystopian Coming of Age stories and gives us a fascinating conceptual mystery even if the answers prove underwhelming

Meatball Machine (2005)

Meatball Machine (2005) poster
Rating: 3

In the late 2000s, Japan has produced a series of films drenched in gore, featuring absurd creature effects and action moves; this was the first of them – a wonderfully cartoonish film with rival bio-mechanoid creatures fighting

Meatball Machine: Kodoku (2017)

Meatball Machine: Kodoku (2017) poster
Rating: 2

A sequel to Meatball Machine, the film that started the gonzo Japanese splatter genre, filled with wild mutations, over-the-top splatter, a surreal sense of humour and an obsession with schoolgirls in panties

Meatballs Part II (1984)

Meatballs Part II (1984) poster
Rating: 0-

No-one is pretending that the Bill Murray summer camp comedy Meatballs was a masterpiece but it looks a work of art in comparison to this unfunny sequel, which also throw in a stiff E.T. lookalike

Meet Dave (2008)

Meet Dave (2008) poster
Rating: 2.5

Off-the wall Eddie Murphy comedy in which he plays an alien spaceship disguised as a human come to Earth. All the fun comes from watching Murphy’s wacky antics, which buoy it up over its weaker moments

Meet the Robinsons (2007)

Meet the Robinsons (2007) poster
Rating: 3

One of the more enjoyable efforts from the mid-2000s dead zone where Disney animation with filled with ideas that left-you scratching your head, this quickly gets demented and emerges like The Jetsons colliding with The Royal Tenenbaums

Meg 2: The Trench (2023)

Meg 2 The Trench (2023) poster
Rating: 3

The sequel to the Jason Statham starring killer shark film, bigger and more over the top than before. The surprise is seeing cult director Ben Wheatley turning to making a big, dumb film

The Meg (2018)

The Meg (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Big budget about a giant prehistoric killer shark film. This is like a Sharknado film with its sense of its own risibility perfectly under cap, played seriously and mounted as a series of spectacular shark attack sequences

Mega Piranha (2010)

Mega Piranha (2010) poster
Rating: 2.5

If you could take it seriously, Mega Piranha would be a strong contender for a bad movie; however, its awareness of its own absurd shortcomings becomes its saving grace. The sight of giant piranha skipping down rivers and impaling themselves in the sides of buildings has an appealing delirium