The Hunt for Red October (1990)

The Hunt for Red October (1990) poster

The first and best Tom Clancy adaptation about a hi-tech Soviet submarine whose captain goes rogue. Director John McTiernan conducts the undersea maneuverings with gripping psychological tension

Excalibur (1981)

Excalibur (1981) poster

The definitive film version of the Arthurian legends. John Boorman gives us a magnificent and soaring work of beautiful impassioned imagery that delves deep into the rich mythology of the cycle

The Electronic Monster (1960)

The Electronic Monster (1960) poster

The very first dreamscape film, prefiguring many other films that have taken up the theme, most notably Inception. By contrast this is a dull affair that lets most of the possibilities slip through its hands.

Dracula (1931)

Dracula (1931) poster

The classic adaptation of the Bram Stoker novel that made Bela Lugosi into a horror icon and created the image of the vampire in dinner-suit and with East European accent. For all its stature, it is a dull and talky film and Lugosi is overwrought

Duel (1971)

Duel (1971) poster

The first film from Steven Spielberg, a tv movie that was released to theatres. Spielberg demonstrates style to spare in the gripping tale of a lone man on the road who finds himself stalked and followed by a murderous truck

Island of Terror (1966)

Island of Terror (1966) poster

Director Terence Fisher made his name at Hammer Films but in the 1960s broke away to make a trilogy of SF films. This features the novelty of a giant virus creature but Fisher fails to generate much suspense

The Eye Creatures (1965)

The Eye Creatures (1965) poster

Larry Buchanan must count as one of the all-time bad movie directors and in this ultra-cheap alien invader film, in itself a remake of Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957), he is true to form

Kiss of the Vampire (1962)

Kiss of the Vampire (1962) poster

One of the more overlooked of the Hammer vampire films. This doesn’t feature Christopher Lee or Peter Cushing but does some reasonable things in its own right

Resident Evil (2002)

Resident Evil (2002) poster

Based on the survival horror videogame, this was the first in a surprisingly popular series of films. It also presaged a major return of the zombie film during the 2000s/10s, even if this only treads where George Romero went better before

The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue (1997)

The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue (1997) poster

The first of two Brave Little Toaster sequels, this plays more along the lines of a regular animated film formula but has its charms

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1997)

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1997) poster

Third of the Brave Little Toaster films, this takes the talking appliances to Mars and comes with an appealingly zany sense of humour

The Boston Strangler (1968)

The Boston Strangler (1968) poster

A high-profile studio film based on the real-life Boston Strangler murders. This is liberal with the facts but Tony Curtis giving one of his best performances as Albert DeSalvo

The Seduction (1982)

The Seduction (1982) poster

Ultra-trashy thriller with Morgan Fairchild as a tv newsreader stalked by next-door neighbour Andrew Stevens where she engages in the title seduction to eliminate him. A really bad film

The Watcher in the Woods (1980)

The Watcher in the Woods (1980) poster

Problem ridden Disney ghost story with a science-fiction rationalisation that never quite comes together on screen

Village of the Damned (1995)

Village of the Damned (1995) poster

Director John Carpenter did amazing things with his remake of The Thing but was not able to replicate such with his remake of Village of the Damned, which misses the taut atmosphere of the 1960 film

Ewoks and the Marauders of Endor (1986)

Ewoks and the Marauders of Endor (1986) poster

Follow-up to The Ewok Adventure, a tv movie released to theatres internationally. This is a better film than its predecessor that even captures something of the Star Wars spirit on occasions

Forbidden Planet (1956)

Forbidden Planet (1956) poster

A classic of 1950s SF that creates one of the most well remembered screen robots. An uncredited adaptation of Shakespeare’s The Tempest, there are few other films that devote so much attention to creating a sense of wonder

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) poster

The second of George Lucas’s Stars Wars prequels is no particular improvement. The romance is stiff and awkward, badly written while the effects sequences seem to be running out of new things to do and so just up the scale of what has happened before with so much going on it reaches a point of visual overload

Crime Zone (1989)

Crime Zone (1989) poster

A low-budget SF-action film produced by Roger Corman with David Carradine as a police chief in a dystopian future who becomes wound up in the lives of two young lovers on the run

Escape to Witch Mountain (1975)

Escape to Witch Mountain (1975) poster

Disney live-action film with two psi-powered kids on the run. A popular hit that seems to have been mostly construed around a series of novelty effects set-pieces

Tarzan’s Hidden Jungle (1955)

Tarzan's Hidden Jungle (1955) poster

The first of the Gordon Scott Tarzan films although it does little to vary from the well-established formula of the previous eighteen entries

Virtuosity (1995)

Virtuosity (1995) poster

Director Brett Leonard started the fascination with Virtual Reality off with The Lawnmower Man but shot himself in the foot with this absurd braindead follow-up in which Denzel Washington pursues a madly OTT Russell Crowe as an android serial killer

Drop Dead Fred (1991)

Drop Dead Fred (1991) poster

Sort of Harvey remade by way of Beetlejuice wherein Phoebe Cates’s childhood imaginary companion returns to wreak havoc. A film that makes a beeline for mud-pie throwing and general anarchy

Embrace the Darkness II (2001)

Embrace the Darkness II (2001) poster

Embrace the Darkness was a surprisingly good work of vampire erotica. This, the first of two sequels, seems more interested in being a horror film than erotica

Spider-Man (2002)

Spider-Man (2002) poster

A huge hit and one of the key influences that created the box-office dominance of Marvel Comics in the 2000s/10s. A fine incarnation of the comic-book, Sam Raimi brings it to life with exhilarating web-slinging scenes but overdoes the winsome innocence of Peter Parker

Gwendoline (1984)

Gwendoline (1984) poster

From the director of Emmanuelle, this is an adaptation of an adult comic-book that replays the lost city adventure with the addition of a mind-boggling softcore fetishism

Postmortem (1998)

Postmortem (1998) poster

Albert Pyun jumps aboard the post The Silence of the Lambs serial killer thriller fad with a routine that has Charlie Sheen as a writer in Glasgow being taunted by the killer he wrote a book about

The Breed (2001)

The Breed (2001) poster

A vampire film with an original premise, a buddy cop film where a vampire and human partner are paired together in a world where vampires are revealing their presence to humans for the first time

The Last Starfighter (1984)

The Last Starfighter (1984) poster

One of the sillier films made in the aftermath of Star Wars. It is recycling third hand cliches and reduces these to simplistic fantasies of military heroism for the videogame generation

Solaris (1972)

Solaris (1972) poster

Called the Russian 2001. Andrei Tarkovsky makes one of the great SF films, a haunting ghost story set on a space station as an alien planet below drives the crew mad with recreated doppelgangers of their loved ones

To Die For (1989)

To Die For (1989) poster

One of the first of the modern wave of darkly romantic vampire films that became the in-thing in the 1990s. This is occasionally effective but was eclipsed by later entries

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) poster

This was the second of Jim Varney’s Ernest P. Worrel comedies. It sees Santa Claus looking for a replacement and Ernest coming to the aid amid a series of comic shenanigans

Electric Dreams (1984)

Electric Dreams (1984) poster

Lightweight, rather silly effort where Lenny Von Dohlen’s home computer becomes sentient and the two compete for the love of neighbour Virginia Madsen

The Horn Blows at Midnight (1942)

The Horn Blows at Midnight (1942) poster

A screwball comedy with Jack Benny as a trumpeter send down from Heaven to Earth to blow the Last Trumpet who ends up getting distracted by a series of comic mishaps

Francis (1950)

Francis (1950) poster

This was the first in a series of excruciating comedies that pairs hapless Donald O’Connor with Francis, a talking mule. Six sequels followed

Taxi Driver (1976)

Taxi Driver (1976) poster

Possibly the best film made by Martin Scorsese. A disturbing vision of urban psychosis set in a morally festering New York City where the psycho, Robert De Niro’s title character who spills over with pent-up violence, actually becomes the hero of the show

Erik the Viking (1989)

Erik the Viking (1989) poster

Terry Jones of Monty Python fame makes a comedy with Tim Robbins as a non-violent Viking on a quest to bring about Ragnarok. A film that seems to think it is funnier than it ends up being

Dragonfly (2002)

Dragonfly (2002) poster

Kevin Costner believes his late wife is trying to communicate with him. Comedy director Tom Shadyac makes his first serious film but it is so respectable and with all the horror element bled out of it as to be dull

Jungle Woman (1944)

Jungle Woman (1944) poster

The second of Universal’s trilogy that began with Captive Wild Woman, starring the exotic Acquanetta as a woman who transforms into an ape. Mostly routine

Krull (1983)

Krull (1983) poster

A big-budget fantasy film made too much in the shadow of Star Wars by people with little understanding of the genre. The fantasy elements feel leaden and fail to take any imaginative flight

Photographing Fairies (1997)

Photographing Fairies (1997) poster

One of two films that came out in 1997 about the Cottingley Fairies Hoax. In comparison to the other, FairyTale: A true Story, this expands the premise out into a remarkable study of altered perception

Arcade (1994)

Arcade (1994) poster

A quickie effort made by Albert Pyun for Charles Band’s Full Moon Productions to exploit the Virtual Reality themes popularised by The Lawnmower Man, concerning a malevolent VR videogame

2001: A Space Travesty (2000)

2001: A Space Travesty (2000) poster

Supposedly an Airplane-styled movie parody that takes on 2001: A Space Odyssey (although this soon gets forgotten), this is one of the most painfully unfunny films ever made

18 Again (1988)

18 Again (1988) poster

One of the spate of 1980s bodyswap comedies a la Big, Vice Versa and Like Father, Like Son in which octogenarian George Burns swaps bodies with his teenage grandson Charlie Schlatter

Melies Cinemagician (2011)

Melies Cinemagician is a special screening of a selection of films from Georges Melies presented by Vancouver’s Vancity Theater to celebrate the 150th anniversary of his birth. The show was a live performance involving a score composed especially for the event, displays of conjuring tricks and a magic lantern show. The same year also saw […]

Earth Girls Are Easy (1989)

Earth Girls Are Easy (1989) poster

Wackily funny SF musical with Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans and Jim Carrey as aliens who land in the San Fernando Valley. Directed by Julien Temple with a giddily effervescent silliness

Gamera, The Guardian of the Universe (1995)

Gamera, The Guardian of the Universe (1995) poster

Here Shusuke Kaneko revived the Gamera series of the 1960s/70s with a series of stunning effects. The result promptly set a new standard for the Japanese monster movie

Silver Bullet (1985)

Silver Bullet (1985) poster

Overlooked but not entirely unworthwhile Stephen King adaptation about the hunt for a werewolf preying on a small town

Wrong is Right (1982)

Wrong is Right (1982) poster

A sprawling international political thriller/satire about stolen nuclear weapons starring Sean Connery as a journalist

Black Friday (1940)

Black Friday (1940) poster

A peculiar mixture of 1940s mad scientist and gangster film in which Boris Karloff transplants a mob boss’s brain into the body of a mild-mannered English professor

Scary Tales (2001)

Scary Tales (2001) poster

A low-budget horror anthology that is rough around the edges but shows promise

The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982) poster

Made on the coat-tails of Conan the Barbarian, this is a low-budget sword and sorcery film that crackles with the essence of Robert E. Howard. The first film from regular genre director Albert Pyun

Moonraker (1979)

Moonraker (1979) poster

The eleventh James Bond film and one that sees that series trying to compete with the success of Star Wars and taking Roger Moore into orbit. One of the most spectacular productions of the series, it is also killed by a cartoonish unserious tone

Earthquake (1974)

Earthquake (1974) poster

Disaster movie in which Los Angeles is devastated by an earthquake Size 7 on the Richter scale. Despite a script by Mario Puzo, author of The Godfather, this is the usual soap opera melodramatics

Fatal Pulse (1987)

Fatal Pulse (1987) poster

Entry in the 1980s slasher fad with a manic killing women at a sorority house that comes with a Jekyll and Hyde rationale. Shabbily made on all counts and often repellent in its nastiness

Thunderbird 6 (1968)

Thunderbird 6 (1968) poster

The second of the films spun off from the Gerry Anderson puppet tv series and a much better dramatically sustained film than its predecessor

Wild in the Streets (1968)

Wild in the Streets (1968) poster

Satiric 1960s Youth Revolution film where a rock star becomes US President, reduces the voting age and everyone over thirty is placed in a concentration camp

The Fury (1978)

The Fury (1978) poster

Brian De Palma returns to psychic powers themes in this successor to Carrie, but this is a much more sprawling and often incoherent narrative with only occasional moments of De Palma’s directorial flourish

Mad Max 2 (1981)

Mad Max 2 (1981) poster

A sequel that makes an extraordinary leap over its predecessor. It created an entire genre of films – even its own design and clothing aesthetic – and is one of the most kinetic, exciting action films ever made

976-Evil (1988)

976-Evil (1988) poster

Riding on his fame as Freddy Krueger in the Elm Street films, actor Robert Englund made his directorial debut here but the film is lumbered with the lame concept of a demonic phone line

Ambition (1991)

Ambition (1991) poster

Thriller with Lou Diamond Phillips as a writer who manipulates a paroled killer with the intention of driving him to kill again and writing a book about it

King Kong Lives (1986)

King Kong Lives (1986) poster

Everybody hated the 1976 remake of King Kong but Dino de Laurentiis has the chutzpah to produce a sequel and the results are absolutely awful, full of scenes guaranteed to have an audience rolling in the aisle

Love & Human Remains (1993)

Love & Human Remains (1993) poster

From Denys Arcand, a strong and powerful examination of all differing aspects of sexuality in the 1990s via a crosscut of characters, including a serial killer also in the mix

Limit Up (1989)

Limit Up (1989) poster

A VHS era light fantasy Nancy Allen plays a futures trader in Chicago who is offered the chance for business success if she will trade her soul

Kafka (1991)

Kafka (1991) poster

Steven Soderbergh’s second film was this flop pseudo-biopic that places Franz Kafka (Jeremy Irons) alongside mad scientist elements and German Expressionist homages but fails to find much of Kafka’s paranoid mood

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983)

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983) poster 2

Early Charles Band film made in the mid-80s 3D revival fad. A cheap planetary adventure that feels like a collage of other SF films around at the time, most notably Star Wars and Mad Max 2

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) poster

The No 1 cult film of all time, more a phenomenon than a film, a demented glitter rock homage to mad science cinema and 50s sf films run through with celebration of a gender-bender joie de vivre

Crash and Burn (1990)

Crash and Burn (1990) poster

Charles Band film that gives the impression it is a Transformers-type film. While a Transformer does appear in a few scenes, this settles down to be more of a killer android whodunit.

First Knight (1995)

First Knight (1995) poster

A version of the Arthurian legends that has stripped out Merlin and all of the magic and mounted it as an historical romance. With Sean Connery as King Arthur and Richard Gere as Lancelot

Dracula (1979)

Dracula (1979) poster

Lushly produced, big-budget adaptation of Bram Stoker starring Frank Langella that places much more of a romantic emphasis on the story than any other version. Here is the beginning of the darkly romantic vampire film

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

Nineteen Eighty Four (1984) poster

Superb adaptation of the George Orwell novel that was actually shot in the months and year that the book takes place. Orwell’s future is imagined as a bleak post-War dystopia given life by a superlative cast

Psyched By the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology) (1972)

Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology) (1972) poster

Fascinatingly bizarre psychotronic film about an innocent drawn into the secrets of sexual witchcraft. Bad filmmaking on almost every level

Moon Zero Two (1969)

Moon Zero Two (1969) poster 2

Muchly ridiculed Hammer film that was billed as a ‘Space Western’. Once one gets past that it is actually a far more interesting film than it suggests

Premature Burial (1962)

Premature Burial (1962) poster

The third of Roger Corman’s Edgar Allan Poe films, the only one without Vincent Price. Here Ray Milland develops a fearful obsession of being buried alive

The Mad Monk (1993)

The Mad Monk (1993) poster

Madcap Hong Kong comedy starring Stephen Chow as a man sent back down from the afterlife to get three people to repent of their ways. Full of deliriously crazed action and slapstick

Doomwatch (1972)

Doomwatch (1972) poster

The film spinoff of a 1970s British tv series about a group who investigate scientific and ecological abuses. The film depicts an outbreak of aromegaly on an island near where growth stimulants have been dumped.

Kwaidan (1964)

Kwaidan (1964) poster

The greatest of all Japanese ghost stories. This is an anthology that tells four stories. Each is made with an extraordinary visual flair and great attention to colour, lighting and design

The Scorpion King (2002)

The Scorpion King (2002) poster

Back when Dwayne Johnson was a wrestler billing himself as The Rock, this was a forgettable sword and sorcery effort spun off from his appearance in The Mummy Returns. This led to a surprising number of sequels

Ugetsu Monogatari (1953)

Ugetsu Monogatari (1953) poster

Classic Japanese kaidan eiga (or ghost story). Made not long after Akira Kurosawa’s new realism in Japanese cinema, this comes with a superb formalism as it slowly moves over into the supernatural

Devil in the Flesh 2 (2000)

Devil in the Flesh 2 (2000) poster

Inferior sequel to the modest Devil in the Flesh which had Rose McGowan as a psychopathic schoolgirl. Recast with Jodi Lyn O’Keefe, this is now a routine slasher effort

Deal of a Lifetime (1999)

Deal of a Lifetime (1999) poster

Incredibly unfunny comedy in which a teenager sells his soul to the Devil. As The Devil, Kevin Pollak lets all stop loose in a mind-bogglingly over-the-top performance

Spirited Away (2001)

Spirited Away (2001) poster

One of the masterpieces of Hayao Miyazaki, a gentle, beautiful work of anime set in an afterlife bathhouse where Miyazaki’s range of extraordinary creatures and quiet tenderness finds something that Western fantasy rarely ever comes near

The Neptune Factor: An Undersea Odyssey (1973)

The Neptune Factor: An Undersea Odyssey (1973) poster

Underwater adventure movie that tries to emulate 2001: A Space Odyssey, this has a bad movie reputation

The Time Machine (2002)

The Time Machine (2002) poster

Remake of the classic H.G. Wells novel that comes with the novelty of being directed by Wells’s great-grandson. More disappointingly it prefers to merely remake the 1960 film rather than return to the book

Les Diaboliques (1955)

Les Diaboliques (1955) poster

Classic French psycho-thriller that is gripping in its psychological games before reaching an unforgettable twist ending. It has been twice remade and its plot much imitated by others but never bettered

Holocaust 2000 (1977)

Holocaust 2000 (1977) poster

An Italian exploitation copy of The Omen industrialist Kirk Douglas fighting the coming of the Anti-Christ. Here bizarrely enough The Beast manifests as a nuclear power plant

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991)

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991) poster

Excruciating sequel to The Beastmaster that transports Marc Singer’s Dar to contemporary L.A. The whole film is wrecked by an attitude that seems unable to take the proceedings seriously.

Deadly Friend (1986)

Deadly Friend (1986) poster

Wes Craven was hot as a result of A Nightmare on Elm Street but badly lucked out with this ridiculous film in which a teenager raises his girlfriend from the dead by planting a computer chip from a robot in her brain

Dagon (2001)

Dagon (2001) poster

Stuart Gordon returns to adapt H.P. Lovecraft for a third time. As before, Gordon allows Lovecraft’s unspeakable terrors to be eclipsed by creature effects but the results are nothing too memorable

Night of the Lepus (1972)

Night of the Lepus (1972) poster

A film with a premise – giant killer rabbits – that is sunken entirely the failure to make a series of photographically enlarged rabbits look threatening

King of the Rocket Men (1949)

King of the Rocket Men (1949) poster

Twelve chapter serial that introduced the character of the Rocket Man who appeared in several subsequent adventures. This has an enthusiastic pulp naivete but ends up mostly routine

The Monster That Challenged the World (1957)

The Monster That Challenged the World (1957) poster

Average entry in the atomically enlarged animal cycle of the 1950s concerning a giant mutated mollusc on the attack

Lady in a Cage (1964)

Lady in a Cage (1964) poster

A home invasion thriller starring Olivia de Havilland as a wheelchair-ridden woman who is brutalised and tormented after three hoodlums break in as she is trapped in an elevator cage during a power cut

Beware! The Blob (1972)

Beware! The Blob (1972) poster

A sequel to The Blob, although this plays everything for comedy. The one and only film directed by actor Larry Hagman, no less than J.R. Ewing of Dallas fame