Happy Death Day (2017)

Happy Death Day (2017) poster

A Christopher Landon film released by Blumhouse. This has been conceived as a mash-up between Groundhog Day and a slasher film with a girl who wakes up every day to be pursued by a masked killer

The Happy Ghost (1984)

The Happy Ghost (1984) poster

A popular Hong Kong hit in its day where a schoolgirl gains a ghostly scholar as an invisible companion, resulting in a series of slapstick sequences. Several sequels followed

Hard Rock Zombies (1985)

Hard Rock Zombies (1985) poster

Deranged entry in the 80s fad for heavy metal horror films where a band are resurrected from the dead to play an all-important concert, while fighting off conservative townspeople and a very much alive Adolf Hitler

Hard to Be a God (2013)

Hard to Be a God (2013) poster

A modern cinematic masterpiece? A plotless three-hour work that rubs our face in the squalour of the Middle Ages while feeling like people crowded into a narrow room all trying to do cryptic things at cross-purpose

Hardwired (2009)

Hardwired (2009) poster

This has the promising idea of a corporate-ruled future where people receive advertising implants but soon dissolves into the equivalent of a B-budget hacker thriller

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991) poster

The novelty of a Cyberpunk biker film, this is an efficient actioner and assemblage of paper-thin cliches and poses with almost nothing of substance beneath them

Harrison Bergeron (1995)

Harrison Bergeron (1995) poster

Adaptation of a Kurt Vonnegut story about a future where everyone must be average wherein Vonnegut’s farcical satire is completely misjudged and played straight

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) poster

The second of the Harry Potter films and better than its predecessor. Chris Columbus has his tendency to overblown effects more in check but that does leave the film more dependent on J.K. Rowling’s contrived deus ex machina plotting

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) poster

The first of the Harry Potter films. The first is the weakest and lumbers due to being placed in the hands of the perpetually banal Chris Columbus who allows visual effects wow and simplistic emotional cues to dominate

Hatchet II (2010)

Hatchet II (2010) poster

Hatchet was a homage to the 1980s slasher film that had a mild amusement. In the sequels, Adam Green upped the number of genre cameos and in-jokes, while pushing the gore effects to an extreme

Hatchet III (2013)

Hatchet III (2013) poster

Third in the series of slasher homage films where Adam Green steps back from the director’s chair. This ups the gore content and number of genre cameos, otherwise is fairly much the same as before

The Hatching (2016)

The Hatching (2016) poster

There feels like there should be something tongue-in-cheek about the idea of a killer crocodile film set in the British lakelands. Surprisingly, this plays itself seriously

Haunt (2014)

Haunt (2014) poster

A modern ghost story that aims for a slow, delicate atmosphere. Noble ambitions but what we end up with is a film that fails to produce any boo moment that makes us leap out of our seats

Haunt (2019)

Haunt (2019) poster

A directorial outing from the screenwriters of A Quiet Place produced by Eli Roth set around a Halloween haunt. This avoids the pitfall of other Halloween haunt films and creates some effective games of reality and illusion

The Haunted Airman (2006)

The Haunted Airman (2006) poster

Robert Pattinson (before he was a recognised name) as a convalescing pilot during WWII who is haunted by demonic spiders in an adaptation of a book by occult writer Dennis Wheatley.

The Haunted Cop Shop (1987)

The Haunted Cop Shop (1987) poster

A madcap Hong Kong comedy that takes more than a few leaves from the Mr Vampire films with cops fighting off vampires in a haunted police station. A popular hit.

A Haunted House 2 (2014)

A Haunted House 2 (2014) poster

Sequel to A Haunted House where writer/star Marlon Wayans conducted a riff on the Scary Movie films. This is marginally more amusing than its predecessor

The Haunted House of Horror (1969)

The Haunted House of Horror (1969) poster

The haunted part of the title is misleading but this is an attempt to update the Old Dark House thriller of the 1930s and 40s to the midst of Swinging 60s London and featuring a youth cast

Haunted Mansion (2023)

Haunted Mansion (2023) poster

The second attempt to spin a film off from the Disney theme park ride, this comes in a more serious tone than the prior Eddie Murphy film but still emerges as lightweight in terms of horror

The Haunted Strangler (1958)

The Haunted Strangler (1958) poster

A split-personality killer film from the early days of the English horror cycle that fails through fundamentally absurd psychology and a hammy performance from Boris Karloff

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009)

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) poster

Animated film directed by Rob Zombie that feels like an episode of Ren & Stimpy made by someone with an unhealthy obsession with horror and exploitation movies and stripper bars

The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia (2013)

The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia (2013) poster

The Haunting in Connecticut was a reasonable success in the claim to being a true story ghost story stakes. This is a sequel, seemingly unaware that Connecticut and Georgia are about a thousand miles apart

The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)

The Haunting in Connecticut (2009) poster

Another supposed true-life ghost story, an early case by Ed and Lorraine Warren. The film exists as a progression of pop-up scares that through the need to keep producing effect produces no effect at all.

The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019)

The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019) poster

Released for the fiftieth anniversary of the Manson Killings, this details the attacks on Sharon Tate by the Manson Family. The film expands on the claim that Tate had a precognitive dream about what was going to happen

The Haunting of Winchester House (2009)

The Haunting of Winchester House (2009) poster

One of the tatty ghost stories made by The Asylum, sold with the association of famous haunted locations or murders. Minor moments of interest if you are prepared to wade through the over-hyped shocks

Haunts of the Very Rich (1972)

Haunts of the Very Rich (1973) poster

From the Golden Age of TV Movies, a name cast line-up arrive at a luxurious resort only to become trapped there and caught up in increasingly mysterious happenings

Have Mercy On Us All (2007)

Have Mercy On Us All (2007) poster

French thriller about police investigating a killer who is infecting victims with the bubonic plague and leaving Mediaeval clues, all part of an elaborate revenge scheme

Have Rocket — Will Travel (1959)

Have Rocket -- Will Travel (1959) poster

Full-length comedy from The Three Stooges where the idiots are janitors at a space centre who accidentally launch themselves into space. One of several Space Age films where popular comics where launched into space

The Hawk (1993)

The Hawk (1993) dvd cover

BBC produced film with Helen Mirren as a housewife who believes her husband might be a serial killer. Despite promise, this never digs in like a good thriller should

The Hazing (2004)

The Hazing (2004) poster

A low-budget film about a university hazing in a haunted house that goes wrong. This overspills with genre tropes to eventually arrive at an appealing ridiculousness

The Hearse (1980)

The Hearse (1980) poster

Ghost story in which Trish Van Devere moves into her late aunt’s house where she is wooed by a handsome stranger while being haunted by a mysterious hearse

Heart Condition (1990)

Heart Condition (1990) poster

Light fantasy oddity with Bob Hoskins as a racist slob of a cop who receives a heart transplant and suddenly gets a deceased Denzel Washington as a ghostly companion

Hearts in Atlantis (2001)

Hearts in Atlantis (2001) poster

Another in the spate of serious Stephen King adaptations that seeks to avoid the horror label. Although psychic powers do feature, this is more of a wistful 1960s Coming of Age story

Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)

Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) poster

Sequel to the animated Heavy Metal that failed to attract the same cult audience that its predecessor did. Telling only one story instead of several, it only offers a routine space opera adventure

Hell (2011)

Hell (2011) poster

A Roland Emmerich produced film that takes place in a future that has been catastrophically affected by a ten-degree rise in temperatures worldwide

Hell Baby (2013)

Hell Baby (2013) poster

From the creators of Reno 911, a comedy spoofing possession, exorcism and diabolical pregnancy cliches. This assembles material that feels as though it should have been funnier than it is

Hell Night (1981)

Hell Night (1981) poster

An entry in the 1980s slasher movie fad and featuring Linda Blair. Here a group of students are forced to spend a night in an old dark house. Slightly better than the average

Hell of the Living Dead (1980)

Hell of the Living Dead (1980) poster

This was one of the entries from the 1980s heyday of the Italian zombie film where people were copying Dawn of the Dead but pushing everything to a gore-drenched extreme

Hell Town (2015)

Hell Town (2015) poster

This has a witty idea – a parody of a soap opera combined with a slasher film. This is amusing, but the rest of the film consists of frenzied caricatures and a dearth of laugh out loud moments

Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007)

Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007) poster

The second of two animated Hellboy spinoffs, this renders what might have been impressive superheroics had they been conducted in live-action down at the level of children’s animation

Hellions (2015)

Hellions (2015) poster

The return of director of Pontypool should be anticipated. But this kills a near-foolproof premise – masked children come after a heroine on Halloween night wanting her unborn baby – with a pink lighting scheme

Hellmaster (1992)

Hellmaster (1992) poster

Typical 1990s video release with mad scientist John Saxon creating zombie experiments amid entertainingly gooey meltdowns and a title intended to make you think this is a Hellraiser film

Hello Down There (1969)

Hello Down There (1969) poster

Director Jack Arnold was one of the great voices of 1950s SF cinema. Here he turns to making a none-too-funny comedy set in an underwater habitat. Featuring a teenage Richard Dreyfuss

Hellphone (2007)

Hellphone (2007) poster

A French film about a teenager who buys a demonic cellphone and is able to use it to enact comeuppances against the people in his life. A 976-Evil for the cellular era

Hellraiser (2022)

Hellraiser (2022) poster

A valiant attempt to remake Clive Barker’s glistening and brilliant original that only emerges as a better made version of one of the sequels. This has a disappointing tameness that would never have inspired a series of sequels

Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)

Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) poster

Fourth of the Hellraiser films. This attempts to tell a story set in three different eras but was subject to much studio interference that waters the vision down to something forgettable

Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)

Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002) poster

The fifth Hellraiser sequel and the only one among the last four worth watching. It brings back Ashley Laurence but abandons the Cenobites for a fascinating series of reality bending games

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) poster

The Hellraiser sequels begin their descent to mediocrity. Clive Barker’s original vision of dark, forbidden pleasures has been watered down and the Cenobites become little more than campy variations on Freddy Krueger

Hellraiser: Judgment (2018)

The ninth Hellraiser sequel. Most of the others are a far call from Clive Barker’s original. This demonstrates that all hope is not lost in a wild and imaginative opening sequence

Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)

Hellraiser: Revelations (2011) poster

The ninth of the films, made cheaply to extend copyright on the series and publicly pilloried by Clive Barker. For all that, it is one sequel that gets Barker’s original theme about the quest for forbidden pleasures right

Hemoglobin (1997)

Hemoglobin (1997) poster

Dan O’Bannon scripted film that is uncreditedly based on an H.P. Lovecraft story about family horrors and creatures lurking beneath the graveyard. Aka Bleeders

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer Part II (1996)

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer Part 2 (1996) poster

A sequel to Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer that lacks the raw and disturbing quality of its predecessor both in its direction and in the recasting of anonymous Neil Giuntoli as Henry

Hercules (1997)

Hercules (1997) poster

Disney animated film from the same duo behind Aladdin. As with that film, the Greek myths are subjected to an annoying barrage of hip modern jokes and pop culture references

Hercules Reborn (2014)

Hercules Reborn (2014) poster

The Asylum’s offering amid the Hercules movie revival of 2014 – The Legend of Hercules and the Dwayne Johnson-starring Hercules. Those were ridiculed, while this rises to a level of averageness

Hercules Unchained (1959)

Hercules Unchained (1959) poster

Sequel to the Steve Reeves-starring Hercules where Hercules is wooed by an evil queen after drinking the Waters of Forgetfulness. Spectacular but stolid

He’s Out There (2018)

He's Out There (2018) poster

Cabin in the Woods drama with Yvonne Strahovski and her children terrorised by a hulking masked maniac. Tension and suspense that feels served by a conveyor belt

Hidden (2015)

Hidden (2015) poster

A film from Duffer Brothers creators of tv’s Stranger Things. This is a fallout shelter drama where the Duffers create a strong paranoid mood but kill the film with a ridiculous twist ending

Hidden in the Woods (2012)

Hidden in the Woods (2012) poster

Backwoods Brutality Chilean style. This has the look and feel of a lost 1970s film that some people insist on calling grindhouse. Not the most polished work but this does deliver assorted brutality, gore and cannibalism

The Hideous Sun Demon (1959)

The Hideous Sun Demon (1959) poster

1950s B movie, one of several inspired by The Quatermass Xperiment on the theme of mutating astronauts/scientists. Nothing hugely standout from the average, although the creature certainly lives up to the hideous description

High School Girl Rika, Zombie Hunter (2008)

High School Girl Rika, Zombie Hunter (2008) poster

The Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film offers a wild array of splatter, bio-transformations and an obsession with schoolgirls’ panties. This is a low-budget entry that offers something akin to a zombie-hunting equivalent of Buffy

High Spirits (1988)

High Spirits (1988) poster

Neil Jordan has shown himself as an excellent director elsewhere but seems to have little aptitude for comedy when it comes to this raucous knockabout farce about a haunted castle

Him (2025)

Him (2025) poster

The idea of a horror film set around US football leaves you scratching your head – the two don’t seem to go together. Produced by Jordan Peele, this comes out somewhere between Any Given Sunday and The Neon Demon

The History of Future Folk (2012)

The History of Future Folk (2012) poster

Aliens come to Earth and form a bluegrass band! The basic idea holds an undeniable appeal but the film seems caught between wanting to be a B-movie parody and an indie film that takes itself seriously

The History of Metal and Horror (2022)

The History of Metal and Horror (2022) poster

A documentary that explores the intersection between heavy metal music and horror and the frequently intertwined relationship of the two

Hitman (2007)

Hitman (2007) poster

Disappointing film adaptation of the videogame from Xavier Gens that comes with unremarkable action scenes, a script filled with holes and Timothy Olyphant miscast as Agent 47

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) poster

Peter Jackson returns to J.R.R. Tolkien and epic-sized adventure in the first of his Hobbit films. The visual sweep is there but the film feels over-extruded and over-burdened by its own self-importance.

Hold That Ghost (1941)

Hold That Ghost (1941) poster

The fourth of Abbott and Costello’s films, a knockoff of the then recent hit of the Bob Hope remake of The Cat and the Canary involving much comedic running around a supposedly haunted mansion

The Hole (2001)

The Hole (2001) poster

British psycho-thriller about teenagers trapped inside a bunker. This does an interesting mid-film twist to offer an entirely different version of the story but never rises above the middle-of-the-road

Hollow Creek (2016)

Hollow Creek (2015) poster

Although effort is made to sell this as a horror film and there are some ghosts, this is far more of a missing woman thriller. A directing/writing debut for Guisela Moro who plays the abducted woman

Hollow Man (2000)

Hollow Man (2000) poster

Paul Verhoeven uses CGI effects to revamp the invisible man film with amazing results. On the other hand, Verhoeven’s penchant for sex and violence overkill quickly emerges with distasteful results

Holocaust 2000 (1977)

Holocaust 2000 (1977) poster

An Italian exploitation copy of The Omen industrialist Kirk Douglas fighting the coming of the Anti-Christ. Here bizarrely enough The Beast manifests as a nuclear power plant

Homicidal (1961)

Homicidal (1961) poster

William Castle gained fame for his horror films made with a series of promotional gimmicks. With the success of Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, Castle made a blatant copy here, the first of his psycho-thrillers

Honey I Blew Up the Kid (1992)

Honey I Blew Up the Kid (1992) poster

The first sequel to Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, which far less effectively reverses the scenario and has Rick Moranis accidentally enlarging his child to giant size

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! (1997)

Hone,y We Shrunk Ourselves (1997) poster

The second sequel to Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Things are feeling uninspired by this point and this just repeats the first film except makes it the adults who are miniaturised

Hook (1991)

Hook (1991) poster

Steven Spielberg’s long-planned live-action version of Peter Pan emerges as a sequel that asks the question “What would happen if Peter Pan grew up?” Unfortunately, the results are not one of Spielberg’s better films

The Horde (2016)

The Horde (2016) poster

A Backwoods Brutality film that becomes quite gore-drenched. Written by its leading man Paul Logan who casts himself as a perfect action hero wading in to kick hillbilly ass

Horns (2013)

Horns (2013) poster

An Alexandra Aja adaptation of a Joe Hill novel that comes with a diabolical glee as Daniel Radcliffe develops a set of devil horns and finds everyone confessing their deepest secrets to him

The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)

The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973) poster

TV movie that combines the mid-air disaster film of Airport with the 1970s occult fad with a line-up of name actors dealing with druidic stones that exude evil in the midst of a plane flight

The Horror of It All (1964)

The Horror of It All (1964) poster

For all that Hammer’s Terence Fisher was raised to the status of cult director, there are efforts such as this unfunny Old Dark House comedy that reveal that he was not always on form

The Horror of Party Beach (1964)

The Horror of Party Beach (1964) poster

A Z movie classic that combines some of the most absurd looking mutant monsters ever created with the era’s fad for beach party movies, including appearances from a wannabe Beach Boys band

The Horror Show (1989)

The Horror Show (1989) poster

Routine executed killer comes back from the electric chair film made to exploit the success of Wes Craven’s Shocker. In some places this was sold as another of the House films

The Horror Vault (2008)

The Horror Vault (2008) poster

A compilation of short horror films from Denmark

Hostel Part II (2007)

Hostel Part II (2007) poster

Eli Roth’s sequel to his earlier hit, this emerges as a pallid copy of its predecessor, having merely changed the sexes of the protagonists and lacking the original’s gut-churning impact

The Hot Chick (2002)

The Hot Chick (2002) poster

Adam Sandler produced film that is a variant on the bodyswap standard in which Rob Schneider and Rachel McAdams switch bodies. Much crass humour ensues in between a good-naturedly all-inclusive message

Hotel Artemis (2018)

Hotel Artemis (2018) poster

This comes with the promising set-up of the setting of a socially collapsing near-future L.A. where Jodie Foster is a disgraced medic who runs an off-the books hospital that treats the criminal underworld.

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) poster

I had little enthusiasm for this, I tend to like my classic monsters serious rather than defanged – these Hotel Transylvania films are so watered down, Dracula doesn’t even get to drink blood

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Hotel Transylvania (2012) poster

A variant on the much more charming Mad Monster Party?, an animated film featuring cute cuddly versions of the Famous Monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, wolfman etc) with Adam Sandler voicing Dracula

Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)

Hotel Transylvania 3 Summer Vacation (2018) poster

I’m not a fan of the Hotel Transylvania films and their reduction of the Famous Monsters to slapstick yocks. This is exactly the same as the preceding films, no better, no worse and with only minute plotting difference

Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022)

Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) poster

Minus Adam Sandler this time, the Hotel Transylvania series trots out a fourth entry. Here, in some search for novelty on what has gone before, the monsters are turned back into humans

Hounds of Love (2016)

Hounds of Love (2016) poster

Australian film about a couple that abduct and imprison a teenage girl. This received some very good notices in theatrical release but as a horror film, it soft pedals and seems to avoid most of its horror element

House (1986)

House (1986) poster

Amiably silly haunted house film with William Katt fighting rubbery pop-up monsters. This doesn’t take itself too seriously. A minor hit that produced three sequels.

House at the End of the Street (2012)

House at the End of the Street (2012) poster

Psycho-thriller that plays out like a creaky old deranged relative in the cellar film retooled as a teen romance until an absurd mid-film conceptual twist irredeemably kills the film off