The Marsh (2006)

The Marsh (2006) poster

Okay ghost story in which Gabrielle Anwar rents a haunted farmhouse. Forest Whitaker turns up as a neighbouring occult expert

The Marsupials: The Howling III (1987)

The Marsupials: The Howling III (1987) poster

Third of The Howling films where director Philippe Mora travels to Australia to show us marsupial werewolves. A conceptually wild mix that fails abysmally due to cheap effects and Mora not taking things seriously

The Martian (2015)

The Martian (2015) poster

This year’s Gravity. A film that has worked out the science to the nth degree (and made it digestible for mass audiences). Ridley Scott rides the drama like a pro and makes one of his most enjoyable films in some time

The Martian Chronicles (1980)

The Martian Chronicles (1980) poster

Ray Bradbury’s book about the human colonisation of Mars is an SF classic for its wistful, nostalgic poetry. This tv mini-series adaptation is killed by a lumbering director who over-explains Bradbury’s imagery in the most literal ways

The Marvels (2023)

The Marvels (2023) poster

This ended up being the lowest rated of all MCU films. One wondered whether this was just fannish hyperbole but no what we end up with is the Batman & Robin of The MCU, the single worst film that franchise has produced

The Mask (1961)

The Mask (1961) poster

Film that has a minor cult reputation for its cheaply trippy 3D hallucination scenes. Outside of that, The Mask (not to be confused with the Jim Carrey film) is a dull variant on the Dr Jekyll story in which a ritual mask causes the wearer’s dark side to emerge

The Mask (1994)

The Mask (1994) poster

Comic-book adaptation featuring a ballistically OTT Jim Carrey who becomes a zany figure of chaos whenever he puts on a mask. The film has been designed to emulate cartoon physics but its lack of any grounding reality proves annoying

The Mask of Fu Manchu (1932)

The Mask of Fu Manchu (1932) poster

Boris Karloff plays the super-villain Fu Manchu, giving a performance of calculating evil in a film of great pulp thrillers

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) poster

The seventh of Roger Corman’s Edgar Allan Poe adaptations and usually the best regarded. Vincent Price is at his most cruel and the film looks incredibly sumptuous thanks to a young Nicolas Roeg on camera

The Masque of the Red Death (1989)

The Masque of the Red Death (1989) poster

Disappointingly, not an adaptation of the Edgar Allan Poe story but more of a Poe-themed slasher film about a masked killer dressed as the Red Death

The Master (2012)

The Master (2012) poster

Paul Thomas Anderson’s loose biopic of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard is a film composed of great acting and great individual scenes more so than it ever coheses as a story or delves in to interrogate its characters. Far too elusive as a story to quite be the masterpiece it is readily being hailed as

The Master of Disguise (2002)

The Master of Disguise (2002) poster

Hardly anyone remembers Dana Carvey, Mike Myers’ co-star in Wayne’s World. This was Carvey’s attempt to copy the Austin Powers films and is regarded as a bad movie

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999) poster

There is an appealingly satiric concept here – a parody of a nature documentary looking at human mating rituals from an alien perspective where everything is constantly being misinterpreted in terms of an animal behaviour – but what emerges is mostly a one-gag film

The Matrix (1999)

The Matrix (1999) poster

A film that was as groundbreaking when it came out as Star Wars was in its day. The Wachowskis create a defining work on Virtual Reality themes and do so with a sublime cool and a series of breathtaking action moves that blew everybody away

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

The Matrix Reloaded (2003) poster

The first of the sequels to The Matrix inevitably disappointed on the massive build-up. The Wachowskis leave more questions than answers, while the new action scenes are often jaw-dropping they also feel boiler-plated on

The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

The Matrix Resurrections (2021) poster

One of The Wachowskis returns to the world of The Matrix and rather wittily turns it into an anti-blockbuster about her reluctance to do so

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

The Matrix Revolutions (2003) poster

Third of The Matrix sequels and the weakest of the series. This offers one showstopping effects sequence, on the other hand it also leaves a host of unanswered questions dangling

The Maze (1953)

The Maze (1953) poster

William Cameron Menzies built a standout genre reputation with films like Things to Come and Invaders from Mars. This is a haunted house film, albeit with an ending that goes into WTF territory. Menzies was also a production designer and his films come with a design scheme superbly attuned to the mood of the film

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Maze Runner (2014) poster

One of the better among the current fad for Young Adult dystopian SF works post-The Hunger Games. This dispenses with dystopian Coming of Age stories and gives us a fascinating conceptual mystery even if the answers prove underwhelming

The Meat Puppet (2012)

The Meat Puppet (2012) poster

Low-budget psycho film that nevertheless comes out as interestingly twisted. Keith Collins makes for a disturbing central character, obsessed with seducing women, boasting to us about his methods, then imprisoning them and serving up their flesh as meat for he and his aunt

The Medallion (2003)

The Medallion (2003) poster

Flop Jackie Chan film that tries to recapture some of his Hong Kong heyday with Jackie in a quest for a boy and medallion with magical powers

The Medium (2021)

The Medium (2021) poster

A Thai possession film shot Found Footage. This takes place among very different cultural rituals, which makes a welcome difference to the cliches that dominate Western possession films, and builds up to something quite out there

The Meg (2018)

The Meg (2018) poster

Big budget about a giant prehistoric killer shark film. This is like a Sharknado film with its sense of its own risibility perfectly under cap, played seriously and mounted as a series of spectacular shark attack sequences

The Melies Mystery (2021)

The Melies Mystery (2021) poster

A documentary that offers the best discussion of the life of Georges Melies to date. Much of the film is focused on the recent rediscovery of a complete trove of negatives of Melies’s film

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) poster

Film based on the supposed Psychic Warfare Division of the US Army. Based on a non-fiction book, this is played by director Grant Heslov as a broad farce and sits on an uncertain line as to whether the powers are real

The Menu (2022)

The Menu (2022) poster

Hilariously black horror comedy that works as a sublime satire of fine dining – with a nasty sting underneath

The Mephisto Waltz (1971)

The Mephisto Waltz (1971) poster

A clear attempt to copy Rosemary’s Baby made with extraordinary stylishnessas Jacqueline Bisset believes husband Alan Alda’s body has been stolen by a dead man

The Mercury Project (2000)

Film with Ryan Merriman as a teen who rebuilds an old Mercury rocket as a school science project and then has to save a NASA mission

The Mermaid (2016)

The Mermaid (2016) poster

Stephen Chow has proven himself a comic genius in his directorial works of the 90s/00s. Unfortunately, as he has gained mainstream acclaim, his films have started to disappear under their big-budgets. This is sort of a version of Splash! by way of the fad for madcap Hong Kong slapstick

The Mermaid: Lake of the Dead (2018)

The Mermaid: Lake of the Dead (2018) poster

This is a Russian dark fantasy that has been misleadingly titled as a mermaid film in English release. It in fact concerns an avenging rusalka water spirit who haunts a small lake

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999)

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) poster

Luc Besson takes on the Joan of Arc story with then wife Milla Jovovich in the title role but in Besson’s hands it becomes a crazed historical action film that unquestioningly accepts Joan’s visions as real

The Messengers (2007)

The Messengers (2007) poster

The Pang Brothers, two of the most exciting genre directors in the world, have their distinctive style swallowed up in their bland US mainstream debut produced by Sam Raimi

The Mexican (2001)

The Mexican (2001) poster

Romantic comedy pairing Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts as separated lovers in a plot involving Mob shenanigans and a cursed pistol. The two never click and give unmemorable performances

The Midnight After (2014)

The Midnight After (2014) poster

Reminiscent of The Quiet Earth, this concerns a bus of people who end up in a deserted Hong Kong, The film seems unsure whether it is comedy or drama, while it creates an intriguing mystery about what is happening only to leave it unanswered in a frustratingly abrupt ending

The Midnight Club (2022)

The Midnight Club (2022) poster

Mike Flanagan horror mini-series adapted from Christopher Pike’s book, this is set around a group of patients in a hospice who form a group to tell each other horror stories

The Midnight Hour (1985)

The Midnight Hour (1985) poster

Classic Halloween tv special. As with most of its ilk, it places the focus on a light-hearted treatment where the monsters are no more serious than Halloween revelers

The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

The Midnight Meat Train (2008) poster

One of the best Clive Barker adaptations. Japan’s Ryuhei Kitamura brings a masterful assurance with the horror elements and does gore in astonishingly new and unrealised ways

The Midnight Sky (2020)

The Midnight Sky (2020) poster

George Clooney starred in Gravity and now directs/stars in his own scientifically grounded space film about the last man trying to communicate with a surviving space mission following a catastrophe event on Earth

The Midwich Cuckoos (2022)

The Midwich Cuckoos (2022) poster

The third screen adaptation of John Wyndham’s book, previously filmed as Village of the Damned, this gives the story an update in some interesting ways

The Mighty Peking Man (1977)

The Mighty Peking Man (1977) poster

Cheap and ridiculous attempt to cash-in on the 1976 remake of King Kong made by Hong Kong’s Shaw Brothers. A classic bad movie on most counts

The Milagro Beanfield War (1988)

The Milagro Beanfield War (1988) poster

Charming, delightful venture into Magical Realism directed by Robert Redford as the angels step in to aid the impoverished residents of a New Mexico town

The Millennium Bug (2011)

The Millennium Bug (2011) poster

The Y2K Problem was a now largely forgotten social apocalypse that never happened so why someone is making a film about it now is a scratch of the head. This is a Backwoods Brutality film that abruptly jumps tracks to become a monster movie

The Million Dollar Duck (1971)

The Million Dollar Duck (1971) poster

Disney live-action comedy where Dean Jones accidentally creates a duck that lays golden eggs

The Million Dollar Hotel (2000)

The Million Dollar Hotel (2000) poster

Wim Wenders film from a story idea by U2’s Bono set around the down-and-outs at a fleapit hotel slightly into the future. The film circles around a cast of eccentrics without ever really coming together

The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967)

The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967) poster

Sax Rohmer created the super-villain Fu Manchu, less well-known was his character of the female super-villain Sumuru who leads an all-woman army in a world domination plot. This was one of two Sumuru films

The Mind of Mr. Soames (1969)

The Mind of Mr Soames (1969) poster

This comes with a great premise – a man is woken from a coma for the first time and is forced to deal with the world with the mind of a newborn infant. A clear attempt to copy Charly, this would be a great vehicle for a modern character actor but suffers from stodgy unimaginative handling

The Mind’s Eye (2015)

The Mind's Eye (2015) poster

Homage to David Cronenberg’s Scanners, albeit produced on an even cheaper budget than any of the sequels. Where the film almost redeems itself is when it goes to town with the various head-exploding effects

The Minion (1998)

The Minion (1998) poster

Low-budget action film with Dolph Lundgren as a modern-day Knights Templar tasked with preventing The Devil returning to Earth at the millennium

The Miracle (1959)

The Miracle (1959) poster

A ridiculously melodramatic Catholic historical drama wherein a statue of the Virgin Mary comes to life to take the place of a nun so she can run off and woo a young Roger Moore … A lushly made canvas but otherwise absurdly overwrought piety

The Missing (2003)

The Missing (2003) poster

Ron Howard makes a Western that has some horror overtones featuring an evil Indian sorcerer. In the hands of a classic director like John Ford this could have been an epic work but Howard’s plodding predictability kills interest

The Mist (2007)

The Mist (2007) poster

Frank Darabont delivers one of the best Stephen King adaptations where the story of people at siege in a supermarket from unseen creatures in a mystery fog outside becomes a study in fear and prejudice. With one of the great unforgettable endings

The Mistress (2022)

The Mistress (2022) poster

This starts out seeming like another haunted house film before developing some conceptual reversal twists of the first M. Night Shyamalan-esque order

The Mistress of Spices (2005)

The Mistress of Spices (2005) poster

Magical Realist film with Aishwarya Rai running a spice bazaar where she is able to tell fortunes

The Mists of Avalon (2001)

The Mists of Avalon (2001) poster

TV mini-series based on Marion Zimmer Bradley’s book that offers a revisionist take on the Arthurian legends, telling the story through the eyes of the women of the saga

The Mitchells vs. the Machines (2021)

The Mitchells vs. the Machines (2021) poster

A surprise delight, an animated film that overspills with madcap creative energy concerning a misfit family on a road trip who come up against the machine revolution

The Moment After (1999)

The Moment After (1999) poster

One of a cluster of faith-based films made around the turn of the millennium dealing with the biblical apocalypse and The Rapture, this has not dated well

The Monitors (1969)

The Monitors (1969) poster

Comedy about aliens who have invaded Earth and keep broadcasting commercials to tell how wonderful life is. You feel like this should be great satire but instead the film flounders about without any plot tapping a 60s counter-culture vibe before finding it doesn’t have anything to say

The Monk (1990)

The Monk (1990) poster

An adaptation of a classic 18th Century Gothic novel about a priest who faces diabolic temptations in the form of a woman disguised as a novice monk amid much tortured guilt and damnation

The Monk (2011)

The Monk (2011) poster

The Monk is a sordid classic of 18th Century Gothic literature, filled with crazed lusts and Catholic guilt and damnation. However, in the hands of French director Dominik Moll, all the tortured sexuality has been watered down and the story stuffed as a costume drama

The Monkey (2025)

The Monkey (2025) poster

Osgood Perkins adapts a Stephen King story about a toy monkey that causes deaths whenever it is wound, which becomes the opportunity for Perkins to go into full-on Final Destination territory with bizarre deaths

The Monkey King (2001)

The Monkey King/The Lost Empire (2001) poster

A tv mini-series adaptation of the famous Chinese legend Journey to the West made for US audiences by Hallmark Entertainment. The story remains stolidly earthbound and the meta-fictional contortions the story has to add to engage in to have the monk hero replaced by a contemporary Thomas Gibson are bizarre

The Monkey King (2014)

Enjoyably colourful and silly retelling of the classic Chinese legend. This is one Wu Xia film that leaps aboard the CGI and 3D bandwagon to create a wildly fantastical airbrushed world that comes out resembling a flying swordsman film by way of Avatar

The Monkey King 2 (2016)

The Monkey King 2 (2016) poster

Sequel to the earlier The Monkey King, which was fun but this is altogether a better film. While the first film was more prelude to Journey to the West, this sets out on the journey and tells one of its stories. Directed with an immensely assured command of the live-action and CGi elements

The Monkey King 3 (2018)

The Monkey King films are a series of extraordinary works that exists somewhere between CGI and live-action and have a lushness of design. That is balanced against a dated plot that basically rehashes Cat Women of the Moon

The Monkey King: Uproar in Heaven (1965)

The Monkey King: Uproar in Heaven (1965) poster

3D restoration of a classic Chinese adaptation of Journey to the West and the best film version of the story to date … an incredible film filled with psychedelically eye-popping animation and amazing action scenes, while gleefully celebrating a defiance of all authority

The Monkey’s Uncle (1965)

The Monkey's Uncle (1965) poster

One of the wacky inventor live-action comedies Disney made in the 1960s, a sequel to The Misadventures of Merlin Jones where Tommy Kirk variously adopts a chimpanzee and tries to sleep-coach football jocks

The Monolith Monsters (1957)

The Monolith Monsters (1957) poster

A very underrated 1950s sf film … Neither quite alien invader film nor monster movie, it features some of the most original creatures of the era – rocks from a meteorite that grow into massive geodes that devour everything in their path – and eerily atmospheric direction

The Monster (2016)

The Monster (2016) poster

A monster movie that consists of a mother and daughter cowering in a crashed car on a remote stretch of road. The effectiveness of the film comes in the incredibly raw emotional groundwork laid in the first half

The Monster and the Girl (1941)

The Monster and the Girl (1941) poster

Mad scientist film in which George Zucco transplants an executed man’s brain into a gorilla’s body whereupon the ape-man proceeds to exact revenge against those who wrongly convicted him

The Monster Club (1980)

The Monster Club (1980) poster

Following the collapse of Amicus Films, producer Milton Subotsky went on on his own to make this horror anthology, the bread and butter of Amicus in their heyday. Though he brings in some major horror names – Vincent Price, John Carradine – the jokey tone failed to find any success

The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959)

The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) poster

Minor and largely undistinguished 1950s monster movie. The monster is a blatant copy of The Creature of the Black Lagoon and similarly has biologically improbable designs on the heroine. Routine on all accounts

The Monster Squad (1987)

The Monster Squad (1987) poster

Rather charming effort where the Famous Monsters – Dracula, the Frankenstein Monster, the Wolf Man, The Mummy, The Creature – are revived and pitted against a group of kids. The film has a great deal of affection for the originals and the encounters are delightful

The Monster That Challenged the World (1957)

The Monster That Challenged the World (1957) poster

Average entry in the atomically enlarged animal cycle of the 1950s concerning a giant mutated mollusc on the attack

The Moon (2023)

The Moon (2023) poster

Solid South Korean attempt to copy Gravity and The Martian with the attempts to rescue an astronaut who becomes stranded on The Moon

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013) poster

A Young Adult fantasy adaptation that fells a Harry Potter wannabe repackaged with the brooding teen romanticism of the Twilight series, all under a director whose indifferent handling fails to animate any of the material

The Mortuary Assistant (2026)

The Mortuary Assistant (2026) poster

Based on a videogame, a film set at a morgue where a new assistant has to fight off supernatural forces and complete a series of rituals to prevent herself from becoming possessed

The Mortuary Collection (2019)

The Mortuary Collection (2019) poster

A horror anthology with a mordant sense of humour with Clancy Brown doing a great turn as an octogenarian mortuary attendant who tells several stories of the bodies he has tended

The Most Assassinated Woman in the World (2018)

The Most Assassinated Woman in the World (2018) poster

A biopic of Paula Maxa, the real-life star of Paris’s Grand Guignol Theatre. The Grand Guignol specialised in plays depicting gory on-stage deaths and she was killed on stage an estimated 10,000 times during her career. Here the biopic elements are blended with a mystery in which she is targeted by a serial killer

The Most Dangerous Game (1932)

The Most Dangerous Game (1932) poster

The first and best version of the oft-told story in which shipwreck survivors are forced to survive with their bare hands while being hunted by a mad Russian aristocrat

The Most Dangerous Game (2017)

The Most Dangerous Game (2017) poster

Remake of the oft-filmed story wherein a couple are forced to survive with their bare hands while hunted by a sportsman. This has been updated where hero John Hennigan is now a reality tv star

The Most Dangerous Game (2022)

The Most Dangerous Game (2022) poster

A new version about the classic human bloodsports film where a group of shipwreckees are hunted across an island by a mad aristocrat

The Moth Diaries (2011)

The Moth Diaries (2011) poster

Interesting attempt to rewrite Carmilla for the Twilight crowd. In fact, this is a film that features more credible teenage girls and is far more successful as a horror film and at creating uncanny mood than the Twilight films were

The Mothman Prophecies (2002)

The Mothman Prophecies (2002) poster

Genuinely creepy film supposedly based on a true story in which Richard Gere investigates a phenomenon known as the Mothman and starts to receive visions, time blurrings and much in the way of uncanny happenings. A film that leaves you with a sense of something unearthly happening just beyond your grasp

The Mouse That Roared (1959)

The Mouse That Roared (1959) poster

Peter Sellers comedy where the smallest country in the world invades the USA and ends up accidentally winning

The Mouse Trap (2024)

The Mouse Trap (2024) poster

Another of the Mickey Mouse horror films that emerged when the character entered public domain. This features a Mickey Mouse masked killer pursuing teens through an amusement arcade

The Mummy (1932)

The Mummy (1932) poster

The original mummy film starring Boris Karloff. Unlike the sequels where the mummy became a slow, shuffling creature, this is a subtle classic with haunted mood.

The Mummy (1959)

The Mummy (1959) poster

After their enormously successful revival of Dracula and Frankenstein, Hammer Films and Terence Fisher turned to revive the mummy film, all with the bold, vivid effect of their early films

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999) poster

Nominal remake of the Boris Karloff The Mummy, which has now been inflated into a big budget Indiana Jones adventure. Stephen Sommers lets the film overspill with CGI spectacle but the exercise is deflated by a jokey, unserious attitude

The Mummy (2017)

The Mummy (2017) poster

The reboot of the Mummy series emerges as a wannabe Michael Bay film where even star Tom Cruise plays second banana to the CGI eye candy. Equally, an attempt to jumpstart a shared universe out of Universal’s Famous Monsters with the inclusion of Dr Jekyll seems awkward

The Mummy Rebirth (2019)

The Mummy Rebirth (2019) poster

Low-budget film that would very much like it if we mistook it for one of the Brendan Fraser Mummy films

The Mummy Returns (2001)

The Mummy Returns (2001) poster

Sequel to the 1999 The Mummy. Here Stephen Sommers amplifies everything in that film by a factor of ten where the constant bombardment by the spectacular reaches an point of absurd overkill