Mega Piranha (2010)

Mega Piranha (2010) poster

If you could take it seriously, this would be a a bad movie but its awareness of its own absurdity is its saving grace. The sight of giant piranha skipping down rivers has an appealing delirium

Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011)

Mega Python vs Gatoroid (2011) poster

The Asylum had hits with Mega Python vs Giant Shark and Mega Piranha featuring former teen pop stars Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. This pits Tiffany and Debbie together in an epic bitch-fight vs giant animals

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009) poster

The Asylum’s first venture into the gonzo shark movie that would spin off a series of sequels and culminate in the Sharknado phenomenon. Despite one of the great attention grabbing titles of all time, this is an unmemorable affair

Mega Shark vs Kolossus (2015)

Mega Shark vs Kolossus (2015) poster

The fourth of The Asylum’s Mega Shark films and the best of the series where they get the balance of tongue-in-cheek absurdity just right and the low-budget effects prove surprisingly good

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014)

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014) poster

Third in The Asylum’s series of Mega Shark films where they borrow the Godzilla series’ idea of Mecha-Godzilla and pit the Mega Shark against a robot copy of itself

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010) poster

The first sequel to The Asylum’s Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. This is less sparing with the cheap effects, while it plants tongue-in-cheek and tries to make a virtue out of the sheer ridiculousness of the action

Megaboa (2021)

Megaboa (2021) poste

In the vein of their Mega Shark films and Mega Python vs Gatoroid, The Asylum make a monster movie about a giant-sized snake. Cheesy with a B movie competence.

Megaforce (1982)

Megaforce (1982) poster

From the director of Smokey and the Bandit, an SF film about an international action team who go into action in hi-tech vehicles. This was a big bomb in its day and widely ridiculed.

Megalodon (2018)

Megalodon (2018) poster

The Asylum’s low-budget mockbuster copy of The Meg, which is an irony in that The Meg was really an Asylum killer shark film with an A-budget. Two sequels followed.

Megalodon Rising (2021)

Megalodon Rising (2021) poster

The Asylum make a sequel to their earlier giant prehistoric shark film Megalodon with a US Navy ship facing Chinese spy ships and megalodon sharks risen from the depths

Megalodon: The Frenzy (2023)

Megalodon: The Frenzy (2023) poster

The third of The Asylum’s trilogy of films about giant prehistoric sharks, this has another US Navy ship and the crew of an underwater research station facing more prehistoric sharks

Megalopolis (2024)

Megalopolis (2024) poster

Francis Ford Coppola’s extraordinarily ambitious SF film about an architect’s vision of building a utopia. Hated by most audiences, this still contains some great if flawed film-making.

Megamind (2010)

Megamind (2010) poster

A DreamWorks animated film about a super-villain that might have worked better had its thunder not been stolen by the far superior Despicable Me a few months earlier

Megaville (1990)

Megaville (1990) poster

Little-known SF film with Billy Zane in a dystopian future involving Virtual Reality tech and implanted memories. Like Total Recall rewritten as an episode of Miami Vice

Megiddo (2001)

Megiddo (2001) poster

Sequel to the Biblical End Times film The Omega Code as Michael York’s Antichrist seeks to brings about Armageddon, This dispenses with preaching faith but still slips into absurdity

Mekong Hotel (2012)

Mekong Hotel (2012) poster

As with any of Thai director Apichatpong Weerasethakul’s films, this has some intensely haunted moments but is severely lacking in plot or any dramatic momentum

Melancholia (2011)

Melancholia (2011) poster

Lars von Trier’s exploration of his depression continues in this nihilistic end of the world film. It is bleak and relentless but somehow I preferred von Trier back in agent provocateur mode

Melies Cinemagician (2011)

Melies Cinemagician was a special screening of a selection of films from Georges Melies presented by Vancouver’s Vancity Theater to celebrate the 150th anniversary of his birth

Memoir of a Snail (2024)

Memoir of a Snail (2024) poster

The second Claymation film from Adam Elliot, who made the sublime Mary and Max, concerning the banally hilarious lives of two twins and the weird, eccentric characters surrounding them

Memoirs of a Survivor (1981)

Memoirs of a Survivor (1981) poster

Adaptation of a Doris Lessing novel set in a collapsing future England. The world is nicely portrayed but the cryptically surreal time travel element ends up baffling

Memoria (2021)

Memoria (2021) poster

Apichatpong Weerasethakul is a darling of the arthouse and makes bafflingly cryptic films with a very haunted mood. This features Tilda Swinton in search of a series of mysterious sounds

Memories (1995)

Memories (1995) poster

An anthology made up of three short films all adapted from the works of Katsihiro Otomo of Akira fame, of which Otomo also directs one of the segments

Memories of Murder (2003)

Memories of Murder (2003) poster

An early film from Bong Joon-ho made before his international breakthrough, this is a true crime work about the investigation into a rural Korean serial killer

Memory: The Origins of Alien (2019)

Memory The Origins of Alien (2019) poster

An absorbing documentary about the making of Alien, which charts the film’s origins, the key personnel and the making of the classic chestburster scene

Men & Chicken (2015)

Men and Chicken (2015) poster

A Danish black comedy in perfect pitch deadpan. Imagine a version of The Island of Dr Moreau as directed by Giorgos Lanthimos of Dogtooth and The Lobster fame

Men (2022)

Men (2022) poster

Alex Garland has become a must watch director/writer since Ex Machina and Devs. Here he ventures into an intriguing if cryptic mix of folk horror and gender politics

Men Behind the Sun (1988)

Men Behind the Sun (1988) poster

One of the most extreme films ever made, a catalogue of the true-life atrocities and experiments on prisoners during the Japanese occupation of Manchuria in WWII. Not for the faint-hearted

Men in Black (1997)

Men in Black (1997) poster

A huge box-office hit, this is a witty comedy that turns the UFO conspiracy of The X Files on its head with the heroes part of an organisation that covers up the existence of aliens

Men in Black 3 (2012)

Men in Black 3 (2012) poster

One fails to greet another sequel with any enthusiasm. This mostly consists of tired, familiar gags, where the most generous compliment you can pay is that it is better than Men in Black II

Men in Black II (2002)

Men in Black II (2002) poster

Sequel that turns a witty original into overblown slapstick that never consists of anything more than absurd gags with aliens and technology popping up from behind everyday objects

Men in Black: International (2019)

Men in Black: International (2019) poster

The original Men in Black was a witty parody of alien coverup conspiracies; the sequels became slapstick films about pop-up aliens and gadgets hidden behind everyday things. This offers little that is new

Mercy (2000)

Mercy (2000) poster

One of the better copies of Basic Instinct with detective Ellen Barkin being tempted as she investigates a serial killer who is targeting women involved with a lesbian call girl

Mercy (2014)

Mercy (2014) poster

Modestly creepy adaptation of a Stephen King short story about a boy who realises that his grandmother is a witch who made a deal with a backwoods entity

Mercy (2026)

Mercy (2026) poster

Timur Bekmambetov makes a film in the Screenlife process where the screen becomes a computer screen. Set in a near future L.A. where the judicial system has been replaced by an A.I

Meridian (1990)

Meridian (1990) poster

A much better than usual film from Charles Band, an erotic fairytale in which Sherilyn Fenn becomes involved with a circusmaster and his twin brother who turns into a werewolf

Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2008)

Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2008) poster

A work of Arthurian sequelia made for the Syfy Channal featuring Arthur’s daughter inheriting the sword. This has the feel more of a B-budgeted D&D adventure made without much effort

Merlin’s Apprentice (2006)

Merlin's Apprentice (2006) poster

Sequel to Hallmark’s earlier tv mini-series Merlin featuring a return performance from Sam Neill in the title role, this is otherwise a generic and unmemorable work of Arthurian fantasy

Mermaid Down (2019)

Mermaid Down (2019) poster

This comes with the promising premise of a mermaid having her tail hacked off then being placed in an asylum where she tries to convince the other patients of who she is

Merry Little Batman (2023)

Merry Little Batman (2023) poster

A real head-scratching oddity, a Batman animated Christmas film. This takes nothing seriously and most count as possibly the weirdest entry to go out bearing the Batman name

Message from Space (1978)

Message from Space (1978) poster

A Japanese attempt to jump aboard the space opera bandwagon in the aftermath of Star Wars fad, a vigorous and colourful retelling of The Seven Samurai set in space

Messages Deleted (2010)

Messages Deleted (2010) poster

The last script from Larry Cohen, a playful work with Matthew Lillard as a screenwriting lecturer harassed by a killer only to find real-life doesn’t obey the same rules that screenplays do

Messiah (2001)

Messiah (2001) poster

A strong and worthwhile serial killer thriller mini-series from the BBC with a killer who is targeting victims with the names and professions of the apostles. Several sequels followed.

Messiah of Evil (1973)

Messiah of Evil (1973) poster

Film that has developed a cult reputation set in a seaside town where the dead are returning to life. The film has an unsettling nightmare ambience where things happen without any explanation

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983)

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983) poster 2

Early Charles Band film made in the mid-80s 3D revival fad. A cheap planetary adventure that feels like a collage of other SF films around at the time, most notably Star Wars and Mad Max 2

Metamorphosis (1990)

Metamorphosis (1990) poster

An Italian exploitation film intended to take advantage of the 80s makeup effects revolution as a scientist injects himself with an untested serum and transforms into a monster

Metamorphosis (2007)

Metamorphosis (2007) poster

A Countess Bathory film actually made by Hungarians (the area where Bathory lived historically). However, this promptly sinks into extremely bad movie territory

Meteor (1979)

Meteor (1979) poster

1970s disaster movie that prefigures Armageddon with its plot of trying to divert a meteor on a collision course with Earth. It sets aside the usual soap opera dramatics to make an interesting parable about Cold War tensions

Meteor (2009)

Meteor (2009) poster

A TV mini-series where a meteor is about to collide with the Earth. Assorted well-known faces fight through the chaos and Disaster Movie formulaic perils to prevent this

Meteor Moon (2020)

Meteor Moon (2020) poster

The Asylum’s mockbuster version of Moonfall. This plays the same ridiculous premise with an ingenious absurdity and is proves more entertaining than its big budget model

Methgator (2023)

Methgator (2023) poster

Cocaine Bear proved a reasonable success and led to several low-budget copycats. The Asylum’s response was to give us Methgator about a drug-addicted giant alligator

Metropia (2009)

Metropia (2009) poster

Animated film set in a dystopian near-future Europe of constant surveillance where a call centre worker discovers that people are being monitored via implants in their heads

Metropolis (1927)

Metropolis (1927) poster

Fritz Lang’s work was way ahead of its time and is one of the few silent films screened today. The film’s politics are naive but Lang’s visions of the city of the future and first screen robot are vivid.

Metropolis (2001)

Metropolis (2001) poster

Stunning anime remake of Metropolis based on an Osasmu Tezuka manga. The visuals and design are overwhelming – like a Cyberpunk film set in a stylised Art Deco world

Michael (1996)

Michael (1996) poster

A Nora Ephron romantic comedy with John Travolta cast as angel who is a is less than angel-like slob. A rather aimless shapeless comedy that thinks it is funnier than it is

Michel Gondry: Do It Yourself (2023)

Michel Gondry: Do It Yourself (2023) poster

A documentary focused on the unique and distinctive French director Michel Gondry, tracing his emergence through music video and to the success of films like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Mickey 17 (2025)

Mickey 17 (2025) poster

Parasite director Bong Joon Ho makes an SF film with Robert Pattinson as a clone(s) on a planetary colonisation expedition who becomes embroiled in trying to save an alien species

Midnight (2021)

Midnight (2021) poster

A standout South Korean thriller about a deaf girl who is pursued through the streets by a serial killer. Filled with some scenes of gripping seat-edge tension.

Midnight in Paris (2011)

Midnight in Paris (2011) poster

An appealingly lightweight whimsy from Woody Allen in which Owen Wilson keeps timeslipping between the present and 1920s Paris where he meets the artistic/literary greats

Midnight Mass (2021)

Midnight Mass (2021) poster

Mike Flanagan returns with his finest work to date. A mini-series that is effectively a Catholic version of Salem’s Lot and comes with some flat out great pieces of writing

Midnight Movie (2008)

Midnight Movie (2008) poster

A horror film about the screening of a lost horror film whose director is reputed to have killed people for real. Now the killer emerges from the screen to slaughter the attendees

Midnight Ride (1990)

Midnight Ride (1990) poster

A cheaply made Cannon Films release that plays out like an action version of The Hitcher, featuring a completely over-the-top Mark Hamill as the psycho

Midnight Special (2016)

Midnight Special (2016) poster

This feels like a 70s/80s sf film like Starman or Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Based around a series of amazing happenings but its crucial failing as SF is the lack of explanations for why these are happening

Midnight’s Children (2012)

Midnight's Children (2012) poster

Adaptation of a Salman Rushdie novel that acts as a superhero film of sorts about a secret war between people with unique powers set against the backdrop of 20th Century Indian history

Midsommar (2019)

Midsommar (2019) poster

Ari Aster had a word of mouth hit with Hereditary, which had him acclaimed a major new name. This was his follow-up, a fascinating dive into Folk Horror territory in the depiction of a pagan cult

Midwinter of the Spirit (2015)

Midwinter of the Spirit (2015) poster

Impressive British mini-series about a woman exorcist. This dispenses with the usual barf-bag theatrics and feels like the first theologically thought out work of its type and come with a superbly well-written story

Mighty Aphrodite (1995)

Mighty Aphrodite (1995) poster

One of Woody Allen’s most warmly funny films of the 90s, featuring a side-splitting and Academy Award-winning performance from Mira Sorvino. Allen gently spoofs Greek tragedy.

Mighty Joe Young (1949)

Mighty Joe Young (1949) poster

Many of the people involved in the 1933 King Kong came back together to create another giant ape film. Much overlooked, this is one of the masterpieces of stop-motion animation

Mighty Joe Young (1998)

Mighty Joe Young (1998) poster

The original Mighty Joe Young was a wonderfully underrated giant ape film. This is a remake conducted in the post-Jurassic Park era that adds CGI but holds none of the magic of the original

Mikey (1992)

Mikey (1992) poster

Routine psycho-thriller with Brian Bonsall as a child who murders his adopted families when they fail to meet his expectation. An amusing idea plays out with comic-bookish set-ups

Mill of the Stone Women (1960)

Mill of the Stone Women (1960) poster

One of the films from the Italian Gothic cycle of the 1960s. It draws influence from Hammer Films and goes off at a strange tangent that is one part House of Wax, another part resurrection experiments

Millennium (1989)

Millennium (1989) poster

The long-planned film adaptation of a time travel novel by John Varley, one of the finest SF writers in the world, that alas ends up bluntening and dumbing the story down in the clod hands of Michael Anderson

Mimesis (2011)

Mimesis (2011) poster

This has an interesting premise where characters wake up inside a simulation of Night of the Living Dead and realise they are meant to play the people at siege from the zombie onslaught

Mimesis: Nosferatu (2018)

Mimesis: Nosferatu (2018) poster

Sequel to Mimesis, which had people trapped in a simulation of Night of the Living Dead, where this time people are trapped in a recreation of Nosferatu

Mimic (1997)

Mimic (1997) poster

This was the second film from Guillermo Del Toro, a modest and quite good copy of Alien with Mira Sorvino hunting intelligent, evolved insects in the New York subway tunnels

Mimic 2 (2001)

Mimic 2 (2001) poster

This was the first of two video-released sequels to Guillermo Del Toro’s intelligent insect film Mimic, although this is now more of a regular and unexceptional monster movie

Mind Ripper (1995)

Mind Ripper (1995) poster

Produced by Wes Craven and his son, this started as a third Hills Have Eyes film but ends up a generic Alien copy with a mutant monster hunting people in a desert laboratory

Mindbender (1996)

Mindbender (1996) poster

The worst film from the legendary Ken Russell, a ridiculously bad biopic of the Israeli psychic Uri Geller. Geller was a fraud but the film treats all his claims as though they are to hysterical effect

Mindgame (2004)

Mindgame (2004) poster

An anime based on an autobiographical manga, this leaps off into a variety of artistic styles and comes filled with mind-bending and madcap surrealistic visuals

Mindhunters (2004)

Mindhunters (2004) poster

Serial killer thriller from the perpetually terrible Renny Harlin. A variant on Agatha Christie’s Ten Little Indians, it promptly collapses into ludicrous plotting and an even more ridiculous string of deaths

Mindscape (2013)

Mindscape (2013) poster

Without Inception there would be no Mindscape, which involves people entering memories rather than dreams plus other similarities but this has has no interest in the SF potential beyond a thriller plot

Mindwarp (1992)

Mindwarp (1992) poster

One of three films produced by Fangoria magazine, this takes place in a post-holocaust wasteland of crazies and is certainly gore-drenched but unfortunately only churns cliches

Minions & Monsters (2026)

Minions and Monsters (2026) poster

This is the third of the Minions films where they are placed in the setting of silent Hollywood, which comes with a number of classic movie jokes amid all their usual manic antics

Minions (2015)

Minions (2015) poster

The incomprehensibly manic antics of the Minions have a cuteness appeal that has overspilled the Despicable Me films. Here they get a film all to themselves with amiably lightweight results

Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)

Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022) poster

The cutely nonsensical Minions have become a pop culture phenomenon. Here we get more of them in the second film outing, although this acts more as a Gru origin story

Minor Premise (2020)

Minor Premise (2020) poster

Fascinating film that conjures something of Primer in which a scientist creates a machine that splits his personality into ten parts

Minority Report (2002)

Minority Report (2002) poster

Steven Spielberg takes on Philip K. Dick in a much grittier film than usual In the strong, intelligent script, Tom Cruise is an officer on a police force that predicts crime before it happens

Minutemen (2008)

Minutemen (2008) poster

An amiable, lightweight Disney Channel film about a trio of kids who build a time machine and use it to go back and save the school’s nerds from embarrassment

Miracle in the Rain (1956)

Miracle in the Rain (1956) poster

This was one of a spate of miracle films during this period. It is Catholic nonsense with Jane Wyman and Van Johnson finding love and realising that it transcends death

Miracle Mile (1988)

Miracle Mile (1988) poster

Offbeat comedy where Anthony Edwards picks up a phone call that warns a nuclear strike is about to hit in 50 minutes during which he tries to find his love as L.A. descends into chaos

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

Miracle on 34th Street (1947) poster

An absolutely classic Christmas film with Edmund Gwenn as a genial old man who insists he is the real Santa Claus and is then placed on trial where he has to prove such

Miracle on 34th Street (1994)

Miracle on 34th Street (1994) poster

A John Hughes written remake of the classic Christmas film where an elderly man (Richard Attenborough) claima to be Santa Claus and ends up having to prove it in court.

Mirage (2018)

Mirage (2018) poster

Intelligent and absorbing thriller where a freak storm allows a woman to communicate with the past only to inadvertently create a new timeline where her life is very different

Miranda (1948)

Miranda (1948) poster

The very first mermaid film, a wonderfully droll British comedy in which a capricious Glynis Johns innocently wreaks havoc on all the men around her