Blade of the Immortal (2017)

Blade of the Immortal (2017) poster

Takashi Miike’s 100th film, the adaptation of a manga about an immortal samurai. Miike bookends the film with awesome sequences with his hero battling hundreds of opponents but the film in between drags

Blood and Chocolate (2007)

Blood and Chocolate (2007) poster

An interesting attempt to do something different with the werewolf film set in the tribal world of werewolves where Agnes Bruckner decides to defy tradition to liaise with a human

Blood and Roses (1960)

Blood and Roses (1960) poster

Roger Vadim conducts a very sofctore adaptation the classic vampire story Carmilla but this seems pallid and bloodless in contrast to the Hammer Films of the same period, not to mention their later adaptations of the same story

Blood Feast (1963)

Blood Feast (1963) poster

This has the notoriety of being the very first ever splatter film and served to turn director Herschell Gordon Lewis into a cult figure. Shoddy and unpolished, you have to admit it goes for broke

Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971)

Blood from the Mummy's Tomb (1971) poster

Hammer Films adapt Bram Stoker’s Jewel of the Seven Stars about a revived mummy queen. A troubled production that ended up being one of Hammer’s never-quite-rans

Blood River (2009)

Blood River (2009) poster

An interesting little film from Adam Mason that starts out seeming a variant on The Hitcher with Andrew Howard as a drifter taunting a couple on a desert highway before morphing into something very strange

The Blood Rose (1970)

The Blood Rose (1970) poster

Influenced by the classic Eyes Without a Face, this is a work of French Gothic about an aristocrat trying to find the right woman to use her face for his disfigured wife

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011) poster

The third of Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne trilogy and one of his better films. The action scenes are slickly choreographed and the film is largely made by Michael Paré and Clint Howard who play to the gallery with entertaining regard

Blue Flame (1993)

Blue Flame (1993) poster

Low-budget but not uninteresting film that throws in a mind-bending mix of aliens, dream and alternate realities

The Body (2001)

The Body (2001) poster

Thriller in which Antonio Banderas is a Catholic priest dispatched to Jerusalem to deal with the apparent archaeological discovery of Jesus Christ’s body

Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues … (1983)

Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues (1983) poster

Charles B. Pierce, a director who gained a cult with his films for 1970s drive-in audiences, makes a sequel to his earlier pseudo-documentary The Legend of Boggy Creek about the hunt for a Bigfoot creature

Bokeh (2017)

Bokeh (2017) poster

A rehash of the The Quiet Earth with two American tourists waking up to find themselves in a deserted Iceland. There seem few more prettily photographed places for the End of the World to take place

Bones (2001)

Bones (2001) poster

Blaxploitation homage designed as a vehicle for Snoop Dogg. Essentially a version of A Nightmare on Elm Street with Snoop as a pimp come back to haunt those who killed him

Book of Blood (2009)

Book of Blood (2009) poster

A Clive Barker adaptation taken from the name of his story collection. While not uninteresting, it emerges as a haunted house story that eschews genre cliches for an everyday approach and never quite delivers its punches

Book of Days (2003)

Book of Days (2003) poster

Christian film in which insurance agent Wil Wheaton receives the title book containing the dates on which people are going to die and uses it to make his quotas

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) poster

The much lambasted but not entirely uninteresting sequel to The Blair Witch Project. Documentary director Joe Berlinger adds a fascinating layer of meta-fiction that winds in the real-world reaction to the first film

Borderland (2007)

Borderland (2007) poster

A blatant copy of Hostel wherein a trio of students cross the Mexican border and fall prey to a Santeria cult. Despite its derivativeness in the plot department, this emerges as a brutal and fairly well made film

Bounty Killer (2013)

Bounty Killer (2013) poster

A film about post-apocalyptic bounty hunters pursuing bankers, this was an Occupy Movement era film and hits a deliriously unserious comic-book tone

The Brainiac (1962)

The Brainiac (1962) poster

Bizarre Mexican film about a resurrected warlock who transforms into a bat creature to take retribution against the descendants of those who burned him at the stake

Brainscan (1994)

Brainscan (1994) poster

One of the many virtual reality films that came out after The Lawnmower Man with Edward Furlong dealing with a figure from a horror videogame who turns his life upside down, urging him to become a killer

BrainWaves (1982)

Ulli Lommel film in which Suzanne Love undergoes experimental brain surgery only to start receiving memories from the donor, a woman who was murdered

Brave (2012)

Brave (2012) poster

A real head-scratcher from Pixar that seems to have been pitched as a cross between Braveheart and Disney’s Brother Bear. The usual Pixar humour and polish makes for a mostly amiable film but never lifts the show out of a lame duck premise

The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue (1997)

The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue (1997) poster

The first of two Brave Little Toaster sequels, this plays more along the lines of a regular animated film formula but has its charms

Bride of Re-Animator (1990)

Bride of Re-Animator (1990) poster

Sequel to the cult splatter hit of Re-Animator, directed by the original’s producer Brian Yuzna. Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott and David Gale are back. This has some amazing effects work but lacks the first film’s outrageous black humour

The Bride With White Hair (1993)

Classic Hong Kong Wu Xia film featuring much aerial swordplay and lushly dressing/lighting but also a work of wildly uneven tone

Brightburn (2019)

Brightburn (2019) poster

The rather interesting idea of Superman retold as a horror movie featuring a character that is Superman in all but name who goes over to the dark side instead of becoming a paragon of truth, justice and the American way

Bruiser (2000)

Bruiser (2000) poster

Uneven George Romero film from his less satisfying latter period in which Jason Flemyng wakes up with a blank white mask on his face and finds it allows him to unleash vengeance against those who wronged him

Bugonia (2025)

Bugonia (2025) poster

Yorgos Lanthimos has become a director of acclaim in recent years. Here he remakes the Korean film Save the Green Planet where crazy conspiracy theorist Jesse Plemons abducts CEO Emma Stone insisting she is an alien

The Bunker (2001)

The Bunker (2001) poster

This borrows a good deal of its essentials from The Keep in the tale of German soldiers during World War II being haunted as they take refuge in a bunker

Bunker (2022)

Bunker (2022) poster

Film that draws on the basics of The Keep and takes place in a haunted bunker in the British-German trenches of the First World War as soldiers face something that preys on their fears

Bunny the Killer Thing (2015)

Bunny the Killer Thing (2015) poster

Outrageous Finnish splatter comedy about a giant rampaging bunny creature. A film that in its better moments captures something of the sensibilities of early Peter Jackson films

The Butcher’s Wife (1991)

The Butcher's Wife (1991) poster

Amiable romantic comedy with Demi Moore as a clairvoyant who dispenses prophetic advice to everybody while caught in her own romantic entanglements

Cabin Boy (1994)

Cabin Boy (1994) poster

A conte cruel that delights in piling humiliations onto obnoxious rich kid Chris Elliott who is shanghaied aboard a ship. This comes in an absurdist vein not dissimilar to the works of producer Tim Burton

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014) poster

Fan parody/homage of H.P. Lovecraft that comes waist-deep in references and jokes. The film is an amateur effort made with a painful cheapness in some areas; nevertheless it is clear that the team are really into making it and their enthusiasm carries the film

Canadian Bacon (1995)

Canadian Bacon (1995) poster

The one and only fiction film made by documentary-maker Michael Moore of Fahrenheit 9/11 fame, a broad farce concerning an imaginary war declared on Canada by the USA for political purposes

The Canal (2014)

The Canal (2014) poster

Ghost story that does an effective job of generating dread and eerieness while also existing in a place that leaves you unsure whether it is all not just occurring inside the lead character’s fraying sanity

The Canterville Ghost (1944)

The Canterville Ghost (1944) poster

Amiable comedy adapted from an Oscar Wllde story with Charles Laughton as a ghost condemned to walks the family castle for his cowardice. Contains much Wartime comedy about the clash between British and American cultures

Capsule (2016)

Capsule (2016) poster

Buried in a space capsule. A one-man show that takes place entirely in an orbiting space capsule with the stranded British astronaut alternately seeking aid and about to be shot down by both the US and Soviets

Captain Nova (2021)

Captain Nova (2021) poster

An appealing Danish-made film in which a pilot travels back in time from the future to save the world from environmental disaster but finds she is now stuck in her twelve year-old body

The Captains (2011)

The Captains (2011) poster

Documentary where William Shatner interviews the actors who played the captains in the other incarnations of Star Trek. The entire show is hijacked by the Shatner ego as he constantly overrides his interview subjects

Captive Wild Woman (1943)

Captive Wild Woman (1943) poster

Not long after RKO had a hit with Cat People, Universal responded with this in which the exotically beautiful Acquanetta turns into a gorilla (actually vice versa). The Jungle Woman went on to appear in two sequels

Cat Girl (1957)

Cat Girl (1957) poster

One of the better copies of Cat People, an Anglo-horror film with Barbara Shelley coming to believe that she is the inheritor of a family curse that causes her to turn into a big cat

A Cat in Paris (2011)

A Cat in Paris (2011) poster

French film that was nominated for the 2011 Best Animated Film at the Oscars. Cute but over-rated, the film is all highly stylised hand-drawn caricature that looks great but never works very hard to engage in terms of its characters

Category 7: The End of the World (2005)

Category 7: The End of the World (2005) poster

Sequel to the tv mini-series Category 6: Day of Destruction ups the scale of the super-storm but is also better constructed as a disaster movie

Cats (2019)

Cats (2019) poster

The film version of the smash Andrew Lloyd Webber musical phenomenon was widely ridiculed. Seen, it is a colourful and absorbing entity and by no means as bad as its rap gives it

Chandu the Magician (1932)

Chandu the Magician (1932) poster

The film adaptation of a popular radio series about a Westerner who has trained in the Eastern mystic arts and uses his powers to create illusions in the fight against crime. One of the first screen superheroes.

Child 44 (2015)

Child 44 (2015) poster

This offers one of the most fascinating settings for a detective story – the Soviet Union at the height of Stalinist oppression – and borrows the story of true-life Soviet serial killer Andrei Chikatilo

Children of Dune (2003)

Children of Dune (2003) poster

Follow-up to the 2000 tv mini-series adaptation of Dune, this adapts Frank Herbert’s two books sequels, Dune Messiah and Children of Dune. The production lacks the depth of its predecessor

Children of the Corn (2009)

Children of the Corn (2009) poster

This remake of the Stephen King short story (this time with a script from King himself) is a much better film than the earlier 1984 version or any of its numerous sequels

Child’s Play 2 (1990)

Child's Play 2 (1990) poster

The first Child’s Play felt like an incredibly silly film. However, this first sequel takes the same elements and constructs them into a much tighter, better package

A Chinese Ghost Story III (1991)

A Chinese Ghost Story III (1991) poster

The second sequel to A Chinese Ghost Story, a slighter effort too reliant on the plot beats of the original. Where it does work is in the enormous degree of slapstick energy with which proceedings are conducted

Christina’s House (1999)

Christina's House (1999) poster

Modest film with Allison Lange being stalked by one of the men in her life. A film that vies between false jumps and moments of reasonable atmosphere

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988) poster

Before the films, this was an earlier BBC tv mini-series version of the C.S. Lewis book, one of a series of four adaptations. This is faithful to the story but suffers from impoverished effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of th Dwan Treader (1989) poster

This was the third of the four BBC tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books. The tv versions treats the books with quite reasonable faithfulness but suffer from extremely cheap looking effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990) poster

This was the fourth and final, as well as the best of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, which works well enough despite the impoverished production values

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1988) poster

The second of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, the slightest of the works where the story is reduced to two half-hour episode

Circuitry Man (1990)

Circuitry Man (1990) poster

Qurkily appealing Cyberpunk film in which a female bodyguard and a male pleasure android must make a journey across a post-apocalyptic wasteland

Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021)

Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021) poster

The best-selling children’s book series come to the screen with a big red CGI dog, which proves more enjoyable than the low-expectation film you initially expect going in

Clonehunter (2009)

Clonehunter (2009) poster

SF neo-noir that suffers from a painfully low budget (particularly when it comes to its CGI) but transcends this with a consistently intelligent story and a world created with a reasonable sense of verisimilitude

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013) poster

The original film was a good deal of fun; this sequel feels like it is simply a repeat of the same but slightly different. Still there is a good deal of creativity to the visual puns and living food creatures

Cloverfield (2008)

Cloverfield (2008) poster

A J.J. Abrams produced film that was made under an absolute pall of secrecy. Released, it turns out to only be a fairly ordinary monster movie that is shot Found Footage style

Clown (2014)

Clown (2014) poster

The first film from Jon Watts, director of the Tom Holland Spider-Man films, and produced by Eli Roth, about a clown costume that possesses the wearer. You have to admire the film for the ballsiness with which it was made

Cold Blood: The Last Hurrah (2007)

The fifth and final of the Cold Blood films, brings Matthew Kelly’s serial killer back but still lacks the gripping tension of the first two films

The Collector (1965)

The Collector (1965) poster

Adaptation of a John Fowles novel where shy Terence Stamp makes Samantha Eggar a prisoner so she can love him. Made not long after Psycho, this tries similar but becomes more of an Odd Couple comedy

Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope (2011)

Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope (2011) poster

Documentary-maker Morgan Spurlock of Super-Size Me fame visits the San Diego Comic-Con and follows several attendees but comes away finding surprisingly little to say about the nature of fandom

Communion (1989)

Communion (1989) poster

Film adaptation of writer Whitley Strieber’s true-life claims to have been abducted by aliens. I am not sure if the film convinces us of Strieber’s claims but what is interesting is the thoughtful way it examines the phenomenon

The Companion (1994)

The Companion (1994) poster

Rather amusing variant on the killer android theme where Kathryn Harrold buys a love robot as companion and causes it to become unstable when she overrides its safety protocols

The Conjuring 2 (2016)

The Conjuring 2 (2016) poster

If you want a genuinely scary spook show that will make you jump out of your seat, you would not go wrong with this. On the other hand, the Conjuring films with their claims to true stories of peddle superstition and fabricate most of their so-called facts

The Conjuring (2013)

The Conjuring (2013) poster

Supposedly based on a true story. A film that feels written entirely by cliches taken from every other haunting and exorcism film, but you cannot deny that director James Wan generates a more than fair degree of spooky atmosphere

Containment (2015)

Containment (2015) poster

A variant on the plague outbreak drama with a difference. It begins with a man waking to go about his workday only to find he has been glued into his apartment and the film logically expands out from there

Cool World (1992)

Cool World (1992) poster

Animator Ralph Bakshi jumps aboard the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? bandwagon with a toon film in which a Jessica Rabbit-like cartoon character is dragged into the real world whereupon she is played by Kim Basinger

Coonskin (1975)

Coonskin (1975) poster

Ralph Bakshi’s satiric animated depiction of African-American life in 1970s conceived as a parody of Song of the South was greeted with such controversy that it nearly derailed his career

The Corpse Vanishes (1942)

The Corpse Vanishes (1942) poster

One of a host of low-budget mad scientist films Bela Lugosi made during the 1940s, slightly better than most of the others. Here he uses orchids to place brides in death-like comas

Corrective Measures (2022)

Corrective Measures (2022) poster

Another of the last films made by Bruce Willis before his retirement. This one has a watchable central idea and is set around the idea of a prison for super-villains even if Bruce is not up to much

Countdown (1967)

Countdown (1967) poster

An early Robert Altman film about the planning and launch of a Moon Landing starring then unknown James Caan and Robert Duvall. The most realistic depiction of a space launch up to that point.

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015)

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015) poster

Despite the disappointment that it is not a Western but set modern-day. This enlivens a formula plot quite well and provides dinosaur effects that range between the surprisingly good and the occasionally ropy

Crack in the World (1965)

Crack in the World (1965) poster

An End of the World film in which an atomic bomb causes a crack in the Earth’s crust. From the era before the disaster movie, this has yet to discover the idea of creating pieces of self-contained spectacle but works in its own sprawling way

Crater (2023)

Crater (2023) poster

A surprisingly better than expected film from the Disney Channel, a Coming of Age story set on The Moon about a group of kids who break out to go on a jaunt across the lunar surface

Creatures the World Forgot (1971)

Creatures the World Forgot (1971) poster

The fourth and final of Hammer Films’ cycle of prehistoric adventure films, this far less interestingly throws out stop-motion animated dinosaurs and opts for relative anthropological realism

Creep 2 (2017)

Creep 2 (2017) poster

Creep was a wonderfully creepy film with Mark Duplass as someone who invites a videographer to make a film but proves over-friendly to the point of highly disturbed. This is a sequel where Duplass returns for more

Crescendo (1970)

Crescendo (1970) poster

One of Hammer Films’ psycho-thrillers. Unlike the others, this is in colour where it loses much of the edgy tension the others had from shooting in b/w. The plot is slow to kick in but does produce some worthwhile twists

Crimson Peak (2015)

Crimson Peak (2015) poster

Guillermo Del Toro takes on the Victorian ghost story. What we get is the most gorgeously designed and costumed haunted house film ever but where the excess scenography actually distracts from producing any boo moment

Critters (1986)

Critters (1986) poster

A surprisingly likeable Gremlins copycat concerning an invasion by a horde of malicious alien creatures. An enjoyable popcorn muncher that has produced four sequels.

Critters 3 (1991)

Critters 3 (1991) poster

The third of the Critters films and in my minority opinion the best of the series generating some reasonable suspense. Featuring the film debut of a teenage Leonardo DiCaprio

Cruel & Unusual (2014)

Cruel and Unusual (2014) poster

Canadian-made film about an afterlife encounter group where people are condemned to continually relive the circumstances that led to them being there

Cult of Chucky (2017)

Cult of Chucky (2017) poster

The seventh of the Child’s Play films with the killer doll Chucky. I never much cared for the original series but the modern films – those with Chucky’s name in the title – have become a lot wittier and playful, constantly making jokes back to the rest of the series

Curse of Chucky (2013)

Curse of Chucky (2013) poster

Sixth entry in the Child’s Play series, made to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the original. Contains lots of fanservice and some surprise cameos. This makes an effort to cut back the black humour and go back to being scary

Curse of the Undead (1959)

Curse of the Undead (1959) poster

The world’s first vampire Western featuring a vampire gunslinger. Today it’d be called Cowboys vs Vampires but such casual genre cross-hatching didn’t exist back then and it astride two genres with not uninteresting results

Cyber Zone (1995)

Cyber Zone/Droid Gunner (1995) poster

B-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a cyberpunk action film where the cut-price nature of the exercise is elevated by a tongue-in-cheek sense of humour

Dagon (2001)

Dagon (2001) poster

Stuart Gordon returns to adapt H.P. Lovecraft for a third time. As before, Gordon allows Lovecraft’s unspeakable terrors to be eclipsed by creature effects but the results are nothing too memorable

The Dam (2025)

The Dam (2025) poster

This offers the novelty of being the world’s first Ukrainian zombie film. Being made in the midst the Russian invasion, this lays into Soviet Russia and its failings with a scathing regard

Dam Sharks! (2016)

Dam Sharks (2016) poster

Another gonzo killer shark film, this concerns sharks who have invaded a river and built a dam to trap human prey. Everything comes with an amusingly sarcastic sense of humour

Dampyr (2022)

Dampyr (2022) poster

A comic-book adaptation about vampire wars in a modern East European war zone. A slick Underworld-styled vampire action film that has some interesting ideas going on inside it